FabSwingers.com forum: question time

By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

Anyone want to ask me a question? Any question you like as personal as you like. And i will answer honestly.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Anyone want to ask me a question? Any question you like as personal as you like. And i will answer honestly."

Are you single or single?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where are the 39 Steps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What made you think anyone would want to ask you a question?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What are the 3 numbers on the back?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know if Annie is okay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When does the party start?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What's that Skippy?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Anyone want to ask me a question? Any question you like as personal as you like. And i will answer honestly.

Are you single or single?"

yes i am single.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Will we need a bigger boat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's David Dimbleby?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When will I be famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many fibres are intertwined on a shredded wheat biscuit ?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where are the 39 Steps?

the 39 steps are if i remember rightly the number of steps leading up to the bell tower of Big Ben?

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Is it safe ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we're to ask a beautiful nymphomaniac round to ours, will she say yes?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Where is the Rebel Base?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can a human lick their elbow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen Deirdre ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many apples are there in a bunch of grapes ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen Deirdre ? "

Is it acceptable to go Dogging on a BMX? It's got lights, Stabilizers n everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot time is love??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do birds sing so gay ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the butler do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we start answering some of these for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it fit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are the 3 numbers on the back?

We can't see the back...get your tits out the way Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a man stands in a forest talking and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"When does the party start?"

now if your up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know if Annie is okay?"

Annie's fine...she'll be home for tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will we need a bigger boat?

Only if your coming too!

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Can a human lick their elbow?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many fibres are intertwined on a shredded wheat biscuit ?"

236 x 234

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is it in yet?

not yet no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it safe ???

Only if you keep him in the cage.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is it safe ???

always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If a man stands in a forest talking and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? "

If a woman is asking the question...always!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen Deirdre ? "

Yes, she now gives advice to people in the back of the Daily Mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If we're to ask a beautiful nymphomaniac round to ours, will she say yes?"

She will but may turn up looking like her uncle on this occasion

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Where's Shergar?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why?"

why not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats winning Euro Millions numbers for tonight?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"How many apples are there in a bunch of grapes ? "

non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

why not."

you can't answer a question with question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's running in the 3.10 at Fontwell today under the guise of 'Discay' odds on...get on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats winning Euro Millions numbers for tonight?"

5 33 19 15 38 41 & bonus ball 2

Put your house on that shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ratio of cement mix do you use on a dry stone wall?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

why not.

you can't answer a question with question "

You can when your a popstar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What ratio of cement mix do you use on a dry stone wall? "

You don't, you hire some polish dude to do it for you for half the price in half the time with half the calculations involved...cash!

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What ratio of cement mix do you use on a dry stone wall? "

no idea mate sorry.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why?

why not.

you can't answer a question with question "

yeah sure I. Can. In fact i believe i just have.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Do you know if Annie is okay?"

if your talking about my mates dog, no he died a couple of weeks ago. If your talking about the actor to my knowledge he is fine, if you are talking about any one else i have no idea.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What are the 3 numbers on the back?

no idea what you are talking about sorry

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Will we need a bigger boat?

depends what you are doing with the boat.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where's David Dimbleby?"

no idea sorry

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Anyone want to ask me a question? Any question you like as personal as you like. And i will answer honestly."

I have a maths one for you.

If it takes 2 men, 2 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"If a man stands in a forest talking and there's no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? "

depends what he is saying

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What is dark matter?

Was Sigmund Freud breast-fed?

Does the velocity of an unladen swallow vary depending on its geographical origin?

Is Schroedinger's cat alive or dead?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Why do men do the helicopter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is dark matter?

Was Sigmund Freud breast-fed?

Does the velocity of an unladen swallow vary depending on its geographical origin?

Is Schroedinger's cat alive or dead?"

Erm...Popstar will be with you in a moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why?

why not.

you can't answer a question with question

yeah sure I. Can. In fact i believe i just have."

you didn't answer my question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Douglas Adams think 42 is the answer to life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Douglas Adams think 42 is the answer to life?"

This is going to piss me off until my grave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Douglas Adams think 42 is the answer to life?

This is going to piss me off until my grave."

I always thought it was something to do with Fibonacci numbers

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What is dark matter?

Was Sigmund Freud breast-fed?

Does the velocity of an unladen swallow vary depending on its geographical origin?

Is Schroedinger's cat alive or dead?"

no idea sorry

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Where's Shergar?"
burger king freezer

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why?

why not.

you can't answer a question with question

yeah sure I. Can. In fact i believe i just have.

you didn't answer my question "

ok sorry

the question was why? Why what?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Why does Douglas Adams think 42 is the answer to life?

This is going to piss me off until my grave."

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7283155.stm

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

You haven't answered my question.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

or mine about 'a hole'

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where's Shergar?"

no idea, but most people same to think the IRA got him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you seen Deirdre ?

Is it acceptable to go Dogging on a BMX? It's got lights, Stabilizers n everything!"

The seat won't fit many bums on it though will it

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why do men do the helicopter?"

explain? What's "the helicopter"?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Who's the Daddy?

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By *ent_LifeMan
over a year ago

East Malling

Hahaha thats hilarious

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How many Zulus are there outside of Rorke's Drift?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What won't Meatloaf do for love?

Why is Kim Kardashian famous?

Why are people obsessed with keeping the pound British when we nicked it off the Romans in the first place?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought it was something to do with Fibonacci numbers "

Douglas Adams himself said it has nothing to do with base 13.

"news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7283155.stm"

Yeah I've read that before. Still doesn't really answer the question.

Guess I'll just have to torture Stephen Fry.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What won't Meatloaf do for love?

Why is Kim Kardashian famous?

Why are people obsessed with keeping the pound British when we nicked it off the Romans in the first place?"
meat loaf will do anything for love, but he won't do that. Kim Katdashian is famous because she gets here tits out on the internet. And because us British are funny like thst

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"How many Zulus are there outside of Rorke's Drift?

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millions.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Who's the Daddy?

i am, too my daughter.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Who bumped off Dr Black?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man who invented the drawing board. What did he go back to when he got it wrong the first time ?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Why is there only 1 Monopolies Commission?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Where's Lord Lucan?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"The man who invented the drawing board. What did he go back to when he got it wrong the first time ?"

he got it right first time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why does Douglas Adams think 42 is the answer to life?"

It's the combined age of two stunning 21 year old women having hot lesbo sex with each other - Douglas Adams' lifelong fantasy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

a woodchuck is a believe a type of bird and therefore would not be able to chuck any wood.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Will the Ghost Pirate LeChuck ever get his revenge?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Anyone want to ask me a question? Any question you like as personal as you like. And i will answer honestly.

I have a maths one for you.

If it takes 2 men, 2 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 1 man to dig half a hole?"

You still havent answered this Poptart

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Who was that masked man?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Do you think you can get quicker than a quickfit fitter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it true that Chuck Norris is really just a big girl's blouse?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you think you can get quicker than a quickfit fitter?

Yes any F1 team.

2.6 seconds in Canada weekend just gone.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

a woodchuck is a believe a type of bird and therefore would not be able to chuck any wood."

WRONG!!!!!!!

It's a rodent and it can chuck wood!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

What was the best thing before sliced bread ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think you can get quicker than a quickfit fitter?

Yes any F1 team.

2.6 seconds in Canada weekend just gone."

In Japan, when a person is close to orgasm they say "I'm going" instead of "I'm coming". How would a mixed-race Japanese/English person know if they're coming or going?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Do you think you can get quicker than a quickfit fitter?

Yes any F1 team.

2.6 seconds in Canada weekend just gone.

In Japan, when a person is close to orgasm they say "I'm going" instead of "I'm coming". How would a mixed-race Japanese/English person know if they're coming or going?"

When an English person comes its white, when they go its brown, depending on diet and health

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Why was Broadsword calling Danny Boy?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Do you think you can get quicker than a quickfit fitter?

yes.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why was Broadsword calling Danny Boy?

no idea

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What was the best thing before sliced bread ?"

non sliced bread

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is it true that Chuck Norris is really just a big girl's blouse?"

at his age i should imagine he is not as tough as he used to be. Would be brave enough to find out tho.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Why does a slice of toast always fall buttered side down on the floor???

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Why does a slice of toast always fall buttered side down on the floor???

i have always thought its because the buttered side is a bit heavier? But not sure to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because the floor doesn't want to miss out on the Lurpak! !

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where's David Dimbleby?

no idea sorry "

his twitter account is @daviddimbeby ask him your self.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Have you heard the story of the old empty barn?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Have you heard the story of the old empty barn?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Have you heard the story of the old empty barn?

no"

I wouldn't worry, there's nothing in it.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Have you heard the story of the old empty barn?

I wouldn't worry, there's nothing in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the Hokey Cokey really what it's all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is the Hokey Cokey really what it's all about? "

Why don't you shake it all about and find out

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Whatever happened to Tanganyika?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

What is the meaning of life ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If c were to describe the radius of one of my boobs and r the projection from my chest, would you be able to tell me whether I should have eggs on toast for tea or jacket spuds?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Is the Hokey Cokey really what it's all about? "
its a dance its not about anything.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"If c were to describe the radius of one of my boobs and r the projection from my chest, would you be able to tell me whether I should have eggs on toast for tea or jacket spuds?

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no

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Whatever happened to Tanganyika?

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no idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why was Broadsword calling Danny Boy?

Nobody could say "Danny Boy" quite like Richard Burton - "Where Eagles Dare" wasn't it? Great film.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Why was Broadsword calling Danny Boy?

Nobody could say "Danny Boy" quite like Richard Burton - "Where Eagles Dare" wasn't it? Great film."

Spot on and I always use it when no one is saying anything on the other end of the phone.

Where's Wally?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happened to Tanganyika?

Sadly, it died in a "murder/suicide" pact with Rhodesia.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Whatever happened to Tanganyika?

Sadly, it died in a "murder/suicide" pact with Rhodesia."

I still suspect Nyassaland was behind it, but then I always blame the Butler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever happened to Tanganyika?

Sadly, it died in a "murder/suicide" pact with Rhodesia.

I still suspect Nyassaland was behind it, but then I always blame the Butler.

I always suspected the Tanganyika laughter epidemic, but the butler's culpability makes much more sense.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I always suspected the Tanganyika laughter epidemic, but the butler's culpability makes much more sense."

I wonder if the OP knows who done it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made you think anyone would want to ask you a question?

You should have some clue as you've just asked him one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made you think anyone would want to ask you a question?

You should have some clue as you've just asked him one?"

Hey, don't you require permission to ask questions? What kind of sub are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's Wally?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Where's Wally?"

Have you asked your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you now regret asking the original question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's Wally?

Have you asked your mum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you still love me tomorrow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many fingers am i holding up?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Do you now regret asking the original question?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"how many fingers am i holding up?"

don't know love as i can't see you.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Will you still love me tomorrow?"

i don't love you now how can i when we never meet, so no i will not love you tomorrow

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where's Wally?"

wally who?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What is the meaning of life ?"

its a monty python film isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Are we there yet?"

well i am where i am and you are where you are so i guess yes we are both there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so who killed lucy in eastenders lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What made you think anyone would want to ask you a question?

You should have some clue as you've just asked him one?

Hey, don't you require permission to ask questions? What kind of sub are you

You don't own me so no but if you did you could have spanked me for disobedience.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"so who killed lucy in eastenders lol"

i did, I'm killing off them all one by one until there is no one left and the BBC have to cancel this depressing crap.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's ma car keys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can a human lick their elbow?

no"
yes there is a lady that done it on qi lol

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Where's ma car keys?"

no idea buddy sorry, wish i could help you with this one.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Will I get a levitating wardrobe for Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is dark matter?

Dark matter is what scientists call the stuff they find in belly buttons.

Was Sigmund Freud breast-fed?

No! which is why in adulthood he walked around smoking a giant penis all day!

Does the velocity of an unladen swallow vary depending on its geographical origin?

European or African?

Is Schroedinger's cat alive or dead?

Neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where are the 39 Steps?

The 39 steps can currently be found at the Criterion Theatre, Piccadilly Circus, London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why facebook is not called bodybook?

Why youtube is not called mytube?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why facebook is not called bodybook?

Why youtube is not called mytube?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Why is knock a door running still so much fun?

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham

If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down,what would happen if you strapped a slice of toast to the back of a cat and threw it out of the window

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester

It would make a self powered motor that could work forever

or to be honest it might make a bit of a mess either side it lands on

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Why do Hamsters attack me on sight?

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By *oeyleicesterMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Most hamsters attack anything on sight, I called my one Nibbles for a reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can a human lick their elbow?

no yes there is a lady that done it on qi lol

I saw that

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down,what would happen if you strapped a slice of toast to the back of a cat and threw it out of the window

you would get arrested for animal cruelty.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Whats your full name, address & card details??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats your full name, address & card details??

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands butter side down,what would happen if you strapped a slice of toast to the back of a cat and threw it out of the window

If it was one of my cats, they'd eat the toast, turn right way up and be fast asleep in my chair before they even hit the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is a piece of string?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Whats your full name, address & card details??

666 devil gate drive

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"How long is a piece of string?"

depends how long you cut it

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Whatever happened to the Likely Lads?

it got cancelled after two series.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm sixty-four.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What is the best way of dealing with the Gordion knot?

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Will you still need me? Will you still feed me? When I'm sixty-four."

i have never meet you in my life so its highly unlikely

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"What is the best way of dealing with the Gordion knot?

no idea

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

What was the Riddle of the Sands?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given that the universe is infinite and that time is also infinite. Given that the human mind has more potential for use than we could conceive or even use. I have this one question for you.

would you like some toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long is a piece of string?"

Twice the distance from the middle, to one end

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