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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh gawd!! All these burger munchings lately - and now i've ended up with chubby cheeks.

Fuck my life!!! How's my face going to fit through the door now?

Oh frog bollockings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have another burger to comfort eat fat face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oi! It's not fat face. It's just a happy face with a mouthful of meat lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...and no. Not like that!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You should have tried 'chocolate' instead... mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't be long then before random strangers come up, squeeze ur cheeks & say 'awww ain't ya cute ?'

As a retort : 'Cute ? No chance of a fuck then ?' is usually quite effective at ensuring they don't do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invest in some French doors!

Max, help the man out

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Do you look like a hamster?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Invest in some French doors!

Max, help the man out "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't be long then before random strangers come up, squeeze ur cheeks & say 'awww ain't ya cute ?'

As a retort : 'Cute ? No chance of a fuck then ?' is usually quite effective at ensuring they don't do it again "

Nout wrong with being cute lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Won't be long then before random strangers come up, squeeze ur cheeks & say 'awww ain't ya cute ?'

As a retort : 'Cute ? No chance of a fuck then ?' is usually quite effective at ensuring they don't do it again "

I get that all the time lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing wrong with chubby cheeks, its quite cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't be long then before random strangers come up, squeeze ur cheeks & say 'awww ain't ya cute ?'

As a retort : 'Cute ? No chance of a fuck then ?' is usually quite effective at ensuring they don't do it again

Nout wrong with being cute lol"

There is when you're a 40 odd year old bloke

Altho admittedly, it has gotten me out of some potential scrapes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you look like a hamster? "

Well, i got a hairy face.

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