FabSwingers.com forum: What have you learnt today

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me it's that single on a profile doesn't mean single as in single it means single as in playing singularly and to be single you must write single in profile.

Oh and that I was suppose to be on early at work today but they forgot to mention the change to rota that I looked at when I got in yesterday.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Me it's that single on a profile doesn't mean single as in single it means single as in playing singularly and to be single you must write single in profile.

Oh and that I was suppose to be on early at work today but they forgot to mention the change to rota that I looked at when I got in yesterday. "

Then you have the question - is single: single or not married or just plain , unattached. Does someone with a FB count as being single? Or two FBs?

Take single as being just one person. Whether they are in a relationship is another matter.

Just saying.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I was happy being single until I tried to make sence of that other thread or the questions within it.

Now I wish I had a Mrs (until Thursday 9pm ish) so that I didn't have these worries in my head about wording my profile.

Only kidding - Its all too trivial and I dont give a fuck about this or that.

Theres other stuff to worry about, Ive learned today that at least two people are leaving FABS. Sad sad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that I have amazing restraint in not answering some posts how I'd really love to

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I've learnt that advertising for a meet makes me a sad, desperate ugly fucker that should be grateful a person has offered to meet me!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Not a lot so far. But give it time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I need to become more business savvy!!

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

..that the carrot looking stuff in sick is actually your stomach lining!

oh and women enjoy sex as much if not more than men!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When people ask for opinions they only want to hear opinions which suit them so they can justify behaving recklessly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stories and fantasies and got me rampant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for fancy dress stumbled upon the steampunk look. Just modifying my gentleman on safari outfit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found out one of my best mates in due home from afganistan in next couple of weeks ....so party time soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not learnt anything of value so far today, the day is but still young though. There time for some enlightenment still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've put on 8lbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you've got no money and your mate asks to lend some and you say "no, I'm broke" said mate will get the face on with you and stomp off like a child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just found out one of my best mates in due home from afganistan in next couple of weeks ....so party time soon"

Bless his heart. our brave heros.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not to cut the parts for a craft project in the early hours of the morning, without coffee, because I will fuck it up.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I've learnt that I'm pretty god damn awesome at my job at times....panic averted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've learnt that since coming into work today I actually really really don't like my job and it's time for a change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive learnt how to make a meat and potatoe pie from scratch and im very impressed with my self lol x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have learnt that some people don't like sheep or people who have friends on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That some people on fab like cheese and tomato and some don't like tomatoes ..... what a shame we can't upload pics and show everyone what we like to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt that not all Doctors know everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned.. You can't train stupid!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"That some people on fab like cheese and tomato and some don't like tomatoes ..... what a shame we can't upload pics and show everyone what we like to eat

Are they big tomatoes or little ones

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That it's possible to accidentally take a screenshot with my 'phone by wiping dirty from the screen but almost impossible when I want to take one

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Learnt today from my g/f that the car I was going to buy has been sold, im in bits, I know it wasn`t my car but I had already fell in love with it, wonder if I can track down the person that brought it , g/f thinks I need some professional help with this , women just don't understand guys .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned.. You can't train stupid!

And you can't argue with stupid either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That some people on fab like cheese and tomato and some don't like tomatoes ..... what a shame we can't upload pics and show everyone what we like to eat

Are they big tomatoes or little ones

Good question , perhaps we could start our own thread to find out ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that you don't learn something new every day

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That my neighbours are cunts, well ok, I kinda knew that already, but it has been re affirmed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have some amazing friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have some amazing friends

But are they buying you chocolates and cream cakes , this may explain your 8lb gain ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I have some amazing friends

But are they buying you chocolates and cream cakes , this may explain your 8lb gain ?

No that's my B/F and I feel rotten saying no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my arse shouldn't be spanked twice in a week.

Need something for the redness and bruises. Hurts when I sit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like iced mocha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my arse shouldn't be spanked twice in a week.

Need something for the redness and bruises. Hurts when I sit "

But the flashbacks are so hot

try Arnica but not on any broken skin (whip marks etc)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my arse shouldn't be spanked twice in a week.

Need something for the redness and bruises. Hurts when I sit

But the flashbacks are so hot

try Arnica but not on any broken skin (whip marks etc)

Bloody belt! Will get some to help with the bruising.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learned that it is actually possible to pull at a supermarket! I didn't of course but i could have

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I should always be patient and hold out for what I really want....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my arse shouldn't be spanked twice in a week.

Need something for the redness and bruises. Hurts when I sit "

Oh I love that feeling

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"That my arse shouldn't be spanked twice in a week.

Need something for the redness and bruises. Hurts when I sit "

Arnica. Magic stuff.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've learnt that I have gone down another dress size since the last time I bought new clothes in February. I also learnt that despite many sale racks there was nothing I wanted to buy apart from a black dress and I need some colour for a change so I didn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learnt that I have gone down another dress size since the last time I bought new clothes in February. I also learnt that despite many sale racks there was nothing I wanted to buy apart from a black dress and I need some colour for a change so I didn't."

Blacks brilliant because you can accessorise it with anything

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