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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

would like to now , wich expressions you use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

Mutton shutters.

Right I'm hiding!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrm............lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mutton shutters :D never heard before

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

labia..

minor or major..

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

mutton shutters love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick cushion

cock warmer

prick blankets

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Labia.

And I'm really put off by anyone using crass, gross or derogatory terms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia.

And I'm really put off by anyone using crass, gross or derogatory terms."

Shut your piss flaps!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliss..... Because they can't talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick cushion

cock warmer

prick blankets"

cock warmer ....lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Labia.

And I'm really put off by anyone using crass, gross or derogatory terms.

Shut your piss flaps!!!!

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Hilarious. Never quite made it out of the playground, did you?

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

at mutton shutters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Labia....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Labia.... "

Though I might change it to 'labs' as in 'show us ya baps n labs'

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

Liver Lips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny flaps

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Pussy lips.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lilly flaps

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

's funny how most of the terms used for a penis are based on weapons or beasts yet most of the terms for women's genitals are disgusting or downright insulting.

And yet, these parts that men, and some women, refer to with such disdain, are parts that men are desperately fixated on and frequently profess to "need".

It all seems a bit childish and pathetic to me. How about a bit of respect for that pussy you're all desperately wanting, eh guys?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less...."

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I hate to tell you all but vaginas don't have lips...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I hate to tell you all but vaginas don't have lips..."

Whilst this is true, we do all know what he meant.

It seems that some people who always use an alternative name don't know how to describe them properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lilly flaps "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?"

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way

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over a year ago


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way "

In what way does 'Piss Flaps' evoke a positive vibe? Or for that matter 'Beef Curtains'- which has connotations that the owner of said curtains is Bovine in nature? They are not exactly pretty or complementary if one examines them semantically.

I mean, no ones suggested 'Heavens Gates' as a synonym for 'labia', yet that evokes a far more pleasant and positive image than 'Piss Flaps', which sounds like something found operating in an airplane bathroom toilet.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way "

Most of the terms are horrible and you may see it as funny to describe my genitals as a lump of meat or whatever but I really don't.

It's not you that's being insulted here so of course you don't see the problem.

Whether it's consciously intended to be rude to women, it's derogatory and demeaning and I don't see humour in that.

It's not taking things too seriously to not want to be spoken of in disgusting terms.

Some women won't care, some will see it as a joke but some will be taking not of those that think being disrespectful towards their body is funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Names oh err how about Elsie & Edna

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way

In what way does 'Piss Flaps' evoke a positive vibe? Or for that matter 'Beef Curtains'- which has connotations that the owner of said curtains is Bovine in nature? They are not exactly pretty or complementary if one examines them semantically.

I mean, no ones suggested 'Heavens Gates' as a synonym for 'labia', yet that evokes a far more pleasant and positive image than 'Piss Flaps', which sounds like something found operating in an airplane bathroom toilet.

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this..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jew flaps

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Am giggiling here as i remember a while back they were refered to as either " piss flaps" or " john wayne saddle bags" lol eeeks! I just ref to mine as pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Rose petals"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkey snood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way

Most of the terms are horrible and you may see it as funny to describe my genitals as a lump of meat or whatever but I really don't.

It's not you that's being insulted here so of course you don't see the problem.

Whether it's consciously intended to be rude to women, it's derogatory and demeaning and I don't see humour in that.

It's not taking things too seriously to not want to be spoken of in disgusting terms.

Some women won't care, some will see it as a joke but some will be taking not of those that think being disrespectful towards their body is funny."

Well you're a bundle of fun. Sounds like you've got your Beef Bomb Doors (yep a weapon reference again) in a twist. Jog on if you don't find this forum to your taste. Think there's one about the Womens Institute and jam making somewhere.

Hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flaps, Bat wings, Roller blinds pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flaps, Bat wings, Roller blinds pmsl "
. Nearly forgot Ear Muffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss flaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fairy hammocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fairy hammocks"

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Labia.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Labia."

...and not pronounced 'labbia'.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Nobody said I don't find this forum to my taste, just some of the derogatory, childish comments on this thread.

I'm failing to see the "fun" in disgusting and derogatory terms for women's genitals. It shows a puerile sense of humour and an absolute lack of class and respect.

As for adding s to abusive posts, nobody is fooled.

Thank you for the additional filtering information though, yo those that have provided it. It's been used appropriately and by more than just me, I suspect.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

V V We all have an inner child. I find some of the comments funny, that doesn't mean I have a lack of respect or class. Just I find them funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Danny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way

Most of the terms are horrible and you may see it as funny to describe my genitals as a lump of meat or whatever but I really don't.

It's not you that's being insulted here so of course you don't see the problem.

Whether it's consciously intended to be rude to women, it's derogatory and demeaning and I don't see humour in that.

It's not taking things too seriously to not want to be spoken of in disgusting terms.

Some women won't care, some will see it as a joke but some will be taking not of those that think being disrespectful towards their body is funny.

Well you're a bundle of fun. Sounds like you've got your Beef Bomb Doors (yep a weapon reference again) in a twist. Jog on if you don't find this forum to your taste. Think there's one about the Womens Institute and jam making somewhere.

Hugs "

Is there a direct correlation between your aggressive attitude towards women and the terminology you use to describe their genitals ? It's comes across that you don't like females that much.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"V V We all have an inner child. I find some of the comments funny, that doesn't mean I have a lack of respect or class. Just I find them funny."

We differ in our views then. I don't suppose it will be the last time. It's the people who are being deliberately inflammatory and offensive I have the real issue with though.

I'm not seeing why I should laugh when part of my body - one of only two parts a lot of men are even interested in - is being described as a pissy, unattractive, lump of meat.

"It's just a bit of fun" is a poor excuse for insults. Some of the guys happy to demean and insult here are fast enough to get arsey when they perceive that men are being insulted.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"i´ve to agree with you , but honestly there are for all "things" other expressions. some of them are funny some less....

Yes, there are other expressions for other things. I acknowledge that there are other words for penis. My comment is on the disparity. Most terms for penis imply something dangerous and impressive. Most terms for women's genitals reference lumps of meat or similar nasty things, and some are just horrible.

If our genitals are so gross why are men obsessed? If penises are so much nicer and more impressive, why not stick to playing with each others rather than with nasty old piss flaps?

no they are not gross, on the contary i think you see it a bit too serious I also don´t think that these words are meant to discriminate female´s in any way

Most of the terms are horrible and you may see it as funny to describe my genitals as a lump of meat or whatever but I really don't.

It's not you that's being insulted here so of course you don't see the problem.

Whether it's consciously intended to be rude to women, it's derogatory and demeaning and I don't see humour in that.

It's not taking things too seriously to not want to be spoken of in disgusting terms.

Some women won't care, some will see it as a joke but some will be taking not of those that think being disrespectful towards their body is funny.

Well you're a bundle of fun. Sounds like you've got your Beef Bomb Doors (yep a weapon reference again) in a twist. Jog on if you don't find this forum to your taste. Think there's one about the Womens Institute and jam making somewhere.

Hugs

Is there a direct correlation between your aggressive attitude towards women and the terminology you use to describe their genitals ? It's comes across that you don't like females that much. "

The green arrow agrees with you.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"V V We all have an inner child. I find some of the comments funny, that doesn't mean I have a lack of respect or class. Just I find them funny."

Comments like ear muffs I can find entertaining, incidentally. And fairy hammocks is a new one on me. I don't think I have fairies in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womanhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John waynes saddle bags....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use lips x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gash /snatch

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"'s funny how most of the terms used for a penis are based on weapons or beasts yet most of the terms for women's genitals are disgusting or downright insulting.

And yet, these parts that men, and some women, refer to with such disdain, are parts that men are desperately fixated on and frequently profess to "need".

It all seems a bit childish and pathetic to me. How about a bit of respect for that pussy you're all desperately wanting, eh guys?

"

Which beast or weapon is a Dick or a prick? How is spam javelin any different to beef curtains? Both involve meat followed by a simile.

I think this was a thread for humour. Humourlessness is boring.

The names are no different in intent between penises and labiae. You just don't like the ones for labia. That does not make them wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making up silly names for body parts wasn't something I did as a child or teenager. I know,I'm boring

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Kebad flaps

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"Kebad flaps"

Kebab*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobody said I don't find this forum to my taste, just some of the derogatory, childish comments on this thread.

I'm failing to see the "fun" in disgusting and derogatory terms for women's genitals. It shows a puerile sense of humour and an absolute lack of class and respect.

As for adding s to abusive posts, nobody is fooled.

Thank you for the additional filtering information though, yo those that have provided it. It's been used appropriately and by more than just me, I suspect. "

Wow an indepth character assessment based on me calling lady bits "beef bomb doors". I'm apparently a woman hating serial killer lol. Do the FBI use this profiling when interrogating murder suspects......"Boss we got his DNA on the victim. His prints all over her apartment and and an eye witness saw him leaving. "I don't give a fuck about that......just tell me what he calls pussy lips. I bet that muthafucka calls em Beef Bomb Doors. There's your evidence".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy lips. "

+1, we always call them pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pussy lips. "

+1, we always call them pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on timing, labia in discussion. Lips in the heat of passion (if I haven't got my mouth full) but to me a pussy is a beautiful butterfly

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

I think I mainly use the terminology 'lips' rather than the medical 'labia minora'. Indeed, Wikipedia uses the terms 'lips' too.

Whilst other terms are used in common parlance - I don't find them particularly offensive in any way. I generally take my lead by what the woman uses in conversation (on the premise that it would not cause offense).

I note with interest that Wikipedia also gives range and mean values to the various parts of the vulva.

Note to self: buy a small plastic ruler to I can check out the sizes I want and add to my profile ... "seeking vwe women (clitoral glans more than 12mm)"... or whatever

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"'s funny how most of the terms used for a penis are based on weapons or beasts yet most of the terms for women's genitals are disgusting or downright insulting.

And yet, these parts that men, and some women, refer to with such disdain, are parts that men are desperately fixated on and frequently profess to "need".

It all seems a bit childish and pathetic to me. How about a bit of respect for that pussy you're all desperately wanting, eh guys?

Which beast or weapon is a Dick or a prick? How is spam javelin any different to beef curtains? Both involve meat followed by a simile.

I think this was a thread for humour. Humourlessness is boring.

The names are no different in intent between penises and labiae. You just don't like the ones for labia. That does not make them wrong. "

I don't like that most of the terms for women's genitals are derogatory, no.

As for "spam javelin", how often on here is a cock referred to that way? Whereas "gash" and similar are used frequently. There was a thread, two actually, about women showing their "gash" only a few days ago.

Cock, dick and prick are more akin to pussy and fanny which are not the insulting terms I'm referencing.

And a javelin is still an athletic thing, whereas beef curtains sound like floppy, slack lumps of meat. That's neither an appealing description or even particular representative of most labia.

Yeah, humour is great, when it's humourous. This is largely playground insults.

It's just another way to objectify women and "keep us in our place".

There are a lot of other derogatory terms that aren't considered acceptable today that used to be freely used. Most people then didn't see a problem with them either.

When I was at school "spastics" were made fun of. Acceptable? Funny? It was considered such at the time. "It's just a joke"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

flower petals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'s funny how most of the terms used for a penis are based on weapons or beasts yet most of the terms for women's genitals are disgusting or downright insulting.

And yet, these parts that men, and some women, refer to with such disdain, are parts that men are desperately fixated on and frequently profess to "need".

It all seems a bit childish and pathetic to me. How about a bit of respect for that pussy you're all desperately wanting, eh guys?

"

I agree

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'."

Someone on here a while ago commented that women are basically open wounds.

Charming eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Someone on here a while ago commented that women are basically open wounds.

Charming eh?"

If this post offends you so much......why keep coming back for more?????

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'."

Spastic is generally considered to be an offensive word now. The Spastic Society changed their name to Scope because of it.

It's like the N word and similar, in that companies could take disciplinary action against employees who used it and such like.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Someone on here a while ago commented that women are basically open wounds.

In this neck of the woods, women are given the title of 'split arse'.

Vile.

Charming eh?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Spastic is generally considered to be an offensive word now. The Spastic Society changed their name to Scope because of it.

It's like the N word and similar, in that companies could take disciplinary action against employees who used it and such like."

Jeez lighten up!!! You really need to chill out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I ever refer to them by any name, usually I part them and move on

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Someone on here a while ago commented that women are basically open wounds.

Charming eh?

If this post offends you so much......why keep coming back for more?????

"

What no hugs?

I'm entitled to discuss this from my point of view and respond to posts just as anyone else is.

The thread isn't about to upset me or make me cry, (so sorry to disappoint you). Your nasty comments are water of a duck's back. So I shall continue to respond to posts I want to respond to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Spastic is generally considered to be an offensive word now. The Spastic Society changed their name to Scope because of it.

It's like the N word and similar, in that companies could take disciplinary action against employees who used it and such like."

Oh I know it's not a term for public consumption anymore - although pulling the 'spas face' still seems to be fairly common - but maybe it's just me that attracts that reaction

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Spastic is generally considered to be an offensive word now. The Spastic Society changed their name to Scope because of it.

It's like the N word and similar, in that companies could take disciplinary action against employees who used it and such like.

Jeez lighten up!!! You really need to chill out. "

If my posts annoy you so much, why keep replying?

But since we're stating what other's need to do...

You need to stop thinking being downright offensive is funny and quit with the misogynistic shit.

Hugs

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Spastic is generally considered to be an offensive word now. The Spastic Society changed their name to Scope because of it.

It's like the N word and similar, in that companies could take disciplinary action against employees who used it and such like.

Oh I know it's not a term for public consumption anymore - although pulling the 'spas face' still seems to be fairly common - but maybe it's just me that attracts that reaction "

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia.

And I'm really put off by anyone using crass, gross or derogatory terms.

Shut your piss flaps!!!!

"

That just made me spurt ....

....out my coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still mutter 'spastic' from time to time - generally at myself. I think it's about context.

I don't have any special name for vaginal lips though. The worst description I've heard was 'wet lettuce'.

Someone on here a while ago commented that women are basically open wounds.

Charming eh?"

Has anybody mentioned 'gash'? I don't like that either.

Actually I'm not sure there is a name I like for it - 'pussy' makes me cringe a bit. Fanny maybe. Love lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Labia.

And I'm really put off by anyone using crass, gross or derogatory terms."

Piss flaps

Growler

Clam

Beef curtains

Quim

Twat

Slit

Gash

Mossy cleft

Bearded clam etc

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like. "

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?"

Yes.

But the thread isn't about why women are offended by words or about arguing with the person who you were offended by. It is mean tto be a fun thread.

If you want to start a serious thread then by all means do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?"

Yeah go for it,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?"

Lol you describing my cock VV. Didn't know you'd seen it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?

Yeah go for it, "

As someone who isn't a mod, you aren't in a position to answer that

Anyway, I'm done. My block list has been well fed here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know if this is relevant but I saw a fanny on here the other day and it looked like the predator I shit myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?

Yeah go for it,

As someone who isn't a mod, you aren't in a position to answer that

Anyway, I'm done. My block list has been well fed here."

Lol, I forgot to mention meet sleeve and cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know if this is relevant but I saw a fanny on here the other day and it looked like the predator I shit myself lol"

They can be scary , I think I would rather fuck the predator rather than some of the monstrosities I have seen in here

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By *lan43sumMan
over a year ago

Leicester

I saw the Heaven's gates one...nice. There needs to eb a word that really conjures up the hidden sensations that are such a pleasure to probe and impossible to properly describe. Maybe that's why we boys can't add anything. We are lost for words?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nosh pipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John waynes saddle bags...."

not heard that one in ages love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nosh pipes "

Good one, how about clunge, clout & chuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nosh pipes

Good one, how about clunge, clout & chuff"

Clunge reminds me of that tv program which for the life of me I can't remember now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nosh pipes

Good one, how about clunge, clout & chuff

Clunge reminds me of that tv program which for the life of me I can't remember now "

The inbetweeners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going off on a slight tangent isn't against forum rules VV and I agree on your stance. I can see though that Ruggers wants to prevent escalation of views turning nasty.

As for your question about mini winkies , it reminds me of a very old joke - "why are women called birds? Coz of the worms they eat".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nosh pipes

Good one, how about clunge, clout & chuff

Clunge reminds me of that tv program which for the life of me I can't remember now

The inbetweeners"

Thank you

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Piss flaps

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

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Drop it please people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Going off on a slight tangent isn't against forum rules VV and I agree on your stance. I can see though that Ruggers wants to prevent escalation of views turning nasty.

As for your question about mini winkies , it reminds me of a very old joke - "why are women called birds? Coz of the worms they eat". "

Good one, here's a few more cock socket, tampon tunnel, hippos yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?"

Yes have seen a few like that in my time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pk can you two drop it now please, you are spoiling what was just a fun thread,

If you don't like the subjet find one you do like.

Sorry Ruggers. I don't really see how a thread encouraging disgusting terms for women's genitals is fun though.

I assume it will be acceptable for me to refer to cocks as pissy, cheesy pathetic little trouser worms, little winkies and similar without censure?

Yes have seen a few like that in my time. "

You should sort out your 'selection criteria'

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

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"Drop it please people. "

This.

If you goad the mod into banning you because you won't do as asked then don't be surprised when you end up with a ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drop it please people.

This.

If you goad the mod into banning you because you won't do as asked then don't be surprised when you end up with a ban.

"

Hold on, what are we being told to stop?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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Actually it might be better for someone to start another thread. Please..... if anyone is offended by these type of words then ignore the thread.

By all means start another one to discuss why certain words offend if you want to discuss it.

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