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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

....one fit into a fucking sentence?

After listening to my neighbours having a barney in their garden quite a fucking few!

Thats my fucking Pimms O' clock spoilt.

FUCKERS

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

He's a motherfucker and shes a fuckety cunt by all accounts.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i like it when they put fucking in the middle of a word....absofuckinglutely!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

you know they're really angry if you hear them say bastarding

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Fuckety cunt!?

I'm remembering that one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake, how the fuck am I fuckin supposed to fuckin know!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i like it when they put fucking in the middle of a word....absofuckinglutely!!"
Its getting nasty he said her fucking twatting cooking is fucking shite.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

You bastarding fucking fuckwit

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Now shes thrown Norman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ever fucking swear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like it when they put fucking in the middle of a word....absofuckinglutely!!Its getting nasty he said her fucking twatting cooking is fucking shite. "

The kiss and make-up is going to be fucking awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is Norman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckin inconsiderate fucks, neighbours airing their dirty fuckin laundry in fuckin public. What the fuck's this world coming to I fuckin ask ya.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Now shes thrown Norman "

who's Norman????

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Who the fuck is Norman "
The gnome

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Fuckin inconsiderate fucks, neighbours airing their dirty fuckin laundry in fuckin public. What the fuck's this world coming to I fuckin ask ya. "
I am chuckling here. Funny as fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fucking gnome

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I never ever fucking swear"
Fucking fibber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never ever fucking swearFucking fibber "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooo tell em to go wash their fucking mouths out for fucking swearing

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"oooooo tell em to go wash their fucking mouths out for fucking swearing "
I am worried for Deidre's safety now. The other gnome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should chew a bar of soap to clean up their vocab'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fuck sake it's Monday tea time, have some fucking respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call the RSPG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooooo tell em to go wash their fucking mouths out for fucking swearing I am worried for Deidre's safety now. The other gnome. "

this is just sooo fucking wrong, fucking swearing in front of the fucking vertically fucking challenged ones

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

I'm getting very liberal with my language at the mo. It's quite difficult in manager meetings concentrating on being polite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm getting very liberal with my language at the mo. It's quite difficult in manager meetings concentrating on being polite!"

well u managed there quite well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The amount of swearing on this thread is disgusting. You should all wash your mouths out with soap

You cunts

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The amount of swearing on this thread is disgusting. You should all wash your mouths out with soap

You cunts "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck. "

Perhaps he meant Deirdre

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"The amount of swearing on this thread is disgusting. You should all wash your mouths out with soap

You cunts "

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

Perhaps he meant Deirdre "
I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuckety cunt!?

I'm remembering that one!! "

I was thinking that too lol, fanfuckingtastic insult. Also a fan of inserting fucking to the middle of words as demonstrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt. "

The wife or Deirdre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inconfuckingsiderate fucktards - save the fucking gnomes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuckity fuckity fuck

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt.

The wife or Deirdre "
The gnome. Their dog pisses on her.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who the fuck is Norman The gnome "

Now that made me giggle.....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollockyfucktit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well hes reallly going for it....her hairdo makes her look like her mother. She didn't like that one bit. Fucking tossing fuck.

Perhaps he meant Deirdre I might go rescue her...shes lovely but stinks of piss..on second thoughts bollocks to her...smelly cunt.

The wife or Deirdre The gnome. Their dog pisses on her. "

Fucking dog

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Pmsl, fucking call the fucking police, for fuck sake. The fucker might fuck her & then what the fuck will you do next! Get the fuck out of their! FUCK!

Oh how liberating! xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Sound you fucking cunt stain shut the fuck up you fucking muggy cunts

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Sound you fucking cunt stain shut the fuck up you fucking muggy cunts "

Shout not sound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick ..........save Diedre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eric Cartman: "Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck"

Probably youtube the sketch off South Park. Quite amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one beats my mother, the loveliest mom in the whole wide world, yet make her angry and wowser, she makes the word her own!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Quick ..........save Diedre "
I migjt start a campaign.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

the most I've ever heard is when being asked the status of a piece of equipment, the tech replied, "The fucking fucker's fucking fucked!"

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign. "

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"the most I've ever heard is when being asked the status of a piece of equipment, the tech replied, "The fucking fucker's fucking fucked!""
Thats impressive though, to be fair

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken "
Won't Barbie be pissed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick recap

She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook

He is a fucktard

And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!

Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely Irish policeman once told me 'you're at the wrong fecking airport'

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Quick recap

She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook

He is a fucktard

And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!

Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ? "
The willow pattern teapot has been thrown too. She never liked it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick recap

She is a fuckingtwattingly bad cook

He is a fucktard

And the poor gnome Norman has been fucked off down the garden !!!!!

Is Jeremy Kyle there interviewing them ? The willow pattern teapot has been thrown too. She never liked it. "

She's gone too fucking far now what's next the colander !!!! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken "

Thought he was in the sweet shop with you

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Unfuckingbelievable

Ruby x (who fucking loves fucking fuckers btw)

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I nearly fell out my first floor window listening to my crazy neighbours arguing once, my mum lives a few doors further down and she was in her downstairs loo listening too and she and I were on the phone commentating to each other... Was hilarious!!

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Can't be on long as corofuckingnation street is on soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pottymouthed motherfuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucks sake this is a great fucking way to waste fortyfuckingfive minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Fucks Sake, the Fucking Next door fucking neighbour's son (who is now fucking living there now as well) has just fucking got home and has fucking bought himself an electric fucking guitar and fucking amp ... and can't fucking play to save his fucking life ... plus the fucking police helicopter is fucking hovering over the estate as fucking well, how the fucking hell is anyone sposed to fucking hear the fucking telly ... I know someone that is gonna have a fucking guitar wrapped round his fucking neck shortly

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I never swear, I'm going to call the Tourette's syndrome helpdesk, they might give me a few helpful tips on how to get started

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Its all quiet here now. Thank fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all quiet here now. Thank fuck "

Cheers am so glad cos it fucking ain't here .... someone is missing a fucking busker ... please pm me so I can point said fucking busker in the right fucking direction to get back to his fucking spot (which incidentally is not fucking next door to me) lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

This thread has literally had in me in tears just like poor Deirdre who's lost her mate Norman

Gotta lev a bit of fuckety fucking swearing cunty bollocks is my personal favourite

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"This thread has literally had in me in tears just like poor Deirdre who's lost her mate Norman

Gotta lev a bit of fuckety fucking swearing cunty bollocks is my personal favourite "

*love not lev

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By *hick33Woman
over a year ago

Essex

wow this thread is hilarious to read. I haven't stopped laughing lol

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

google u tube allo john got a new motor 12" version several hundred fuckings and cunts

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"google u tube allo john got a new motor 12" version several hundred fuckings and cunts"
I have had enough to last me a lifetime. I just hope that Norman gets a decent burial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The fucking gnome "

wish peiple wpuld fucking leave thier fu king gnomes outta thier fuxking rows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inconfuckingsiderate fucktards - save the fucking gnomes "

up the ficking revolution. Save the fucking gnomes at all fucking cost. Fucking Oscars leading the riot. Gnomes againstvthe fucking world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken Won't Barbie be pissed? "

Mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken Won't Barbie be pissed? "

No thats the fucking dog

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Mamma Bear I've nearly pee'd myself as it is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mamma Bear I've nearly pee'd myself as it is! "

Lil bear. Fucking gnomes have gnomeemunityfrom abuse. Fucks sake wheres the fucking rossers when you fucking need em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

"

its usually hadaway an shite man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its all quiet here now. Thank fuck

Cheers am so glad cos it fucking ain't here .... someone is missing a fucking busker ... please pm me so I can point said fucking busker in the right fucking direction to get back to his fucking spot (which incidentally is not fucking next door to me) lol "

just start fucking singing he will soon fuck off then because it will.start fucking raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"Mamma Bear I've nearly pee'd myself as it is!

Lil bear. Fucking gnomes have gnomeemunityfrom abuse. Fucks sake wheres the fucking rossers when you fucking need em"

The fucking rossers never protect the games anyway!

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? .... "

Fucking love it

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff


"Who the fuck is Norman The gnome "
i did lol at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it "

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In tears laughing at this thread!! I do love it when the couple down the street have a go very entertaining usually when it warms up a bit for a few days. Let's hope for a hot few weeks

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Quick ..........save Diedre I migjt start a campaign.

Quick get some dodgy looking glasses and find ken Won't Barbie be pissed? "

No Barbie will be Fucked right-n-fuckin-proper if Ken gets his evil way with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Justvhad ficking pee running down my fucking legs laighing at this thread. Gits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justvhad ficking pee running down my fucking legs laighing at this thread. Gits"

u need a tenna, lady !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Justvhad ficking pee running down my fucking legs laighing at this thread. Gits

u need a tenna, lady !!!! "

water sports

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer "

You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol

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By *erbrus76Man
over a year ago

Darlington

The only sentence I can think of where every word is near a swear word is "Fuck the fucking fuckers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer

You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol "

well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's a motherfucker and shes a fuckety cunt by all accounts. "

Do you live next door to Malcolm Tucker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absofookinglutley love the word fuckity cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuckitycunt has just gone into the fab vocab i like to add british mammals to my expletives for comedy value eg you fucking badgerwanking pissweasel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone heard from Deirdre? Is she ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

"

proper lolled at this. and i read it in a geordie accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen to limp bizkit - hot dog

If I say "Fuck", two more times

That's forty six "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was struggling to relax in my garden on Sunday because a neighbour's dog was 'yap yap yapping' for ever. I was about to ask its owner (another mut!!) to kindly sort it out when next door's 6 yr old daughter shouted "will you please shut the fuck up" only one 'fuck' but got a cheer from several gardens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....one fit into a fucking sentence?

After listening to my neighbours having a barney in their garden quite a fucking few!

Thats my fucking Pimms O' clock spoilt.

FUCKERS "

This is our nightly treat listening to the scumbags next door eff and Jeff at each other all night. They usually sleep in till lunchtime every day and stay up till three four o'clock arguing almost every night. How can they possibly find so much to argue about??

Btw they are about 60 year's old and the worst offender is in a disabled scooter and every other word is fuck and she is about 70!! Oh I love our neighbours. Other than them it's a great neighbourhood. Lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"I was struggling to relax in my garden on Sunday because a neighbour's dog was 'yap yap yapping' for ever. I was about to ask its owner (another mut!!) to kindly sort it out when next door's 6 yr old daughter shouted "will you please shut the fuck up" only one 'fuck' but got a cheer from several gardens "

out of the mouth of babes

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer

You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol

well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ?? "

Fucking exactly what I would do

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He's a motherfucker and shes a fuckety cunt by all accounts.

Do you live next door to Malcolm Tucker?"

I have a meeting with someone called Tucker tomorrow. I have already called him Malcolm Tucker when prepping for the meeting with staff today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer

You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol

well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ??

Fucking exactly what I would do "

Great minds and all that

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"He's a motherfucker and shes a fuckety cunt by all accounts. "

fuckety cunt is a classic ..

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales


"its all gonna a bit quiet ... do amps and water not mix then? ....

Fucking love it

I thought the loud bang was a clap of thunder !!!!! honest officer

You thought the sparks were lightenng ociffer lol

well yeah, and when you hear cats a'wailing or whatever it is that they do you throw a bucket of water over em don't u ??

Fucking exactly what I would do

Great minds and all that "

Totally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

"

I even read that with a Geordie accent in my head

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Justvhad ficking pee running down my fucking legs laighing at this thread. Gits"
You would be in good company with Deirdre ya pissy knickered fucker.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Has anyone heard from Deirdre? Is she ok "

The gnome or the bespectacled fucker from corrie?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

I even read that with a Geordie accent in my head "

I wrote it with one in ma heeed man.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

None lol

Fuck was not part of my English Class lol

My teacher would have had a fucking fit if I had used fuck in my fucking English essay!

How was my use of the word fuck? Lol

Been learning lots from this 'fucking' thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"....one fit into a fucking sentence?

After listening to my neighbours having a barney in their garden quite a fucking few!

Thats my fucking Pimms O' clock spoilt.

FUCKERS "

That's horrible they spoilt your chill out in the garden x all I heard was a bumble bee buzzin round the fushia x

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I never swear, I'm going to call the Tourette's syndrome helpdesk, they might give me a few helpful tips on how to get started "
I rang them once they told me to fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some might say that I'm a mother fucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me sideways all this bad language

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

thought this was about the old rhyme

how many fucks could a fuck fucker fuck if a fuck fucker could fuck fucks.

oh well, never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thought this was about the old rhyme

how many fucks could a fuck fucker fuck if a fuck fucker could fuck fucks.

oh well, never mind"

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By *ndym12Man
over a year ago

Ivybridge

Fuck this, I'm off to another fucking thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me! Is this still fuckin running for fuck sake

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"None lol

Fuck was not part of my English Class lol

My teacher would have had a fucking fit if I had used fuck in my fucking English essay!

How was my use of the word fuck? Lol

Been learning lots from this 'fucking' thread lol

"

all I can say is this example is merde fucking love it ! Now can this thread just fuck off what a cunt of a topic. Love saying cunt so nice to say that fucking word in a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not counted, how many fucks have there been?

Guesstimate at 200+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today there will be no fucks given

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Today there will be no fucks given "
There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Today there will be no fucks given There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door. "

There will probably be a few fucks from me shortly.

I'm venturing in to one of the sheds and I always bash my legs on things as I try to get to where I need to get to in there.

I am under quota on fucks though since I had a deep tissue massage yesterday and uttered ner a one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today there will be no fucks given There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door. "

Still at it? They hold a grudge them two

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Today there will be no fucks given There has been a few cunty fucks coming from next door.

Still at it? They hold a grudge them two "
well it was quiet last night..they seem to be refraining from throwing things though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that."
Sometimes its better the devil you know. I think they have been married 20 plus years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My Geordie mate did that.

Once said to me...'Hafuckingway man, I'm fucking gannin dooown the fucking superfuckingmarket. Want anything ya cunt?'

"

Was he a character in Viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that."

What the fuck has it got to do with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.

What the fuck has it got to do with you "

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.

What the fuck has it got to do with you

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down."

Straight over your head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It makes you wonder why people staying in destructive relationships like that.

What the fuck has it got to do with you

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you bitch. Now pipe down.

Straight over your head "

Nah uh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember i once had to present something before a judge based on a breach of contract matter. I was on a roll and the other side had nothing to get back on - i fucked it up when i said to the judges face 'so based on all the above fucks..'. I don't know how i kept a straight face and just carried on lol.

I won though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember i once had to present something before a judge based on a breach of contract matter. I was on a roll and the other side had nothing to get back on - i fucked it up when i said to the judges face 'so based on all the above fucks..'. I don't know how i kept a straight face and just carried on lol.

I won though.

"

That is actually hilarious!

After you made the slip up you should have said "I give none" then slipped on a pair of shades and strolled out.

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester

Years ago a fella in the local once said "fucking fuck me,my fucking lighters fucking fucked,fucking bastard"

He's now known as effin Daz

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