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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed? "Have you arranged a meet? | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed? "Similar to many profiles on here, yours is simply a list of negative wants and desires. I cannot speak for who you are as there is very little information, but your profile is not very friendly. That would put me off if I lived within 10 miles of Manchester. | |||
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"No! Would never let anyone down x" Have you messaged anyone? | |||
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"No! Would never let anyone down xHave you messaged anyone?" Spoke to a few. But sometimes the harder I try I end up talking myself outta it! Lol.... Am I the only person that does that?  | |||
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"how far are you willing to travel? there is a guy from Manchester tired off yanking his chain but he is in Walsall "Much to far, but thanks xx | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Similar to many profiles on here, yours is simply a list of negative wants and desires. I cannot speak for who you are as there is very little information, but your profile is not very friendly. That would put me off if I lived within 10 miles of Manchester. "I totally rewrite my profile frequently depending on my mood or the messages I receive. I felt when I wrote this one that it was a clear concise list which would help men decide if they match what I'm looking for a prevent them wasting their time if not... Lol just doing a public service really haha. Anyway I get between 200-400 messages a day so not everyone agrees....most probably don't read first though  lmao | |||
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"Just get up and go to a club!" Was considering it, go often on my own but feel like I want company today....just need to get off my lazy arse and I'll probably feel better ha | |||
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"How long ago did you know you had the day off? Last minute plans are harder than planning ahead! A" Only decided about an hour ago! You are right but I also find trying to plan ahead things never work out because peoples plans change  | |||
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"So out of the 200-400 messages you get in a day, there is not one today that has made you go 'oooh' ?" Quite a few and so I've met them but to be honest, the majority are too far away, don't accommodate, can't meet at mutually convenient times or simply not what I'm looking for | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed? "Rate your face out of 10 please | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x"Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Similar to many profiles on here, yours is simply a list of negative wants and desires. I cannot speak for who you are as there is very little information, but your profile is not very friendly. That would put me off if I lived within 10 miles of Manchester.
I totally rewrite my profile frequently depending on my mood or the messages I receive. I felt when I wrote this one that it was a clear concise list which would help men decide if they match what I'm looking for a prevent them wasting their time if not... Lol just doing a public service really haha. Anyway I get between 200-400 messages a day so not everyone agrees....most probably don't read first though lmao"200-400? Flaming Nora...I thought I was swamped with 176 over past 2 days. Jaysus. | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Rate your face out of 10 please"Gotta be a 10 lmao x | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol". .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Similar to many profiles on here, yours is simply a list of negative wants and desires. I cannot speak for who you are as there is very little information, but your profile is not very friendly. That would put me off if I lived within 10 miles of Manchester.
I totally rewrite my profile frequently depending on my mood or the messages I receive. I felt when I wrote this one that it was a clear concise list which would help men decide if they match what I'm looking for a prevent them wasting their time if not... Lol just doing a public service really haha. Anyway I get between 200-400 messages a day so not everyone agrees....most probably don't read first though lmao
200-400? Flaming Nora...I thought I was swamped with 176 over past 2 days. Jaysus."Men are probably more desperate up north haha. Tbh I know its not my profile as even if I have no pics up and leave my profile blank I still get as many messages... I tried it just to see lol xx | |||
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"So out of the 200-400 messages you get in a day, there is not one today that has made you go 'oooh' ? Quite a few and so I've met them but to be honest, the majority are too far away, don't accommodate, can't meet at mutually convenient times or simply not what I'm looking for "None at all today then ? It's after lunch so you should have 100 to 200 to choose from already
Mind you, past experience tells me that guys who can meet now during the day are rarely able to accomodate | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy "Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued  | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Rate your face out of 10 please
Gotta be a 10 lmao x"In that case, slap ya make up on, give the downstairs a quick freshen up get out there and get yaself some fresh meat, anything under a 7 and you would of been wasting your time.
Did you see the thread last week about mingers being great fucks? | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy
Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued "if you selotape the straws together.one end in the soup one in mouth then ly back with your wand and enjoy. .heaven in a bowl  x | |||
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"Rare day off and was hoping to meet but after spending a couple of hours looking i'm getting disheartened and can't even be bothered getting ready lol. Should i man up and get ready or spend this rare day relaxing in my comfy bed?
Rate your face out of 10 please
Gotta be a 10 lmao x
In that case, slap ya make up on, give the downstairs a quick freshen up get out there and get yaself some fresh meat, anything under a 7 and you would of been wasting your time.
Did you see the thread last week about mingers being great fucks?"I didn't see it.... Can I change my answer to a 3  hehe | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy
Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued if you selotape the straws together.one end in the soup one in mouth then ly back with your wand and enjoy. .heaven in a bowl x"Cool....was hoping for a better answer than that though, thought I was gonna learn some new exciting things to do with straws hehe | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy
Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued if you selotape the straws together.one end in the soup one in mouth then ly back with your wand and enjoy. .heaven in a bowl x
Cool....was hoping for a better answer than that though, thought I was gonna learn some new exciting things to do with straws hehe"tape somethin tickley like small fluffy feathers to one end and give it to a man that knows what he's doin | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy
Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued if you selotape the straws together.one end in the soup one in mouth then ly back with your wand and enjoy. .heaven in a bowl x
Cool....was hoping for a better answer than that though, thought I was gonna learn some new exciting things to do with straws hehe tape somethin tickley like small fluffy feathers to one end and give it to a man that knows what he's doin "Don't have any feathers... Will pubes do?  pmsl | |||
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"So in reality you were not really looking to meet. Hangover and apathy took over. "Well I was hoping for the perfect gorgeous guy to fall in my lap and make me forget about the hangover (its not severe lol) still might be persuaded I'm still hunting | |||
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"Have a wank a wee sleep and a nice dinner fuck that fucking carry on Thats so yesterday. x
Mmmm that sounds very appealing... Am nursing a hangover too so would love some tomato soup in bed lol . .its your day off,splash out on 3tins of hienz finest tomato.a pack of straws and selotape, charge the wand up and use your imagination. .enjoy
Straws and selotape...? I'm intrigued if you selotape the straws together.one end in the soup one in mouth then ly back with your wand and enjoy. .heaven in a bowl x
Cool....was hoping for a better answer than that though, thought I was gonna learn some new exciting things to do with straws hehe tape somethin tickley like small fluffy feathers to one end and give it to a man that knows what he's doin
Don't have any feathers... Will pubes do? pmsl". .no,Thats just silly  | |||
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