FabSwingers.com forum: Things you never hear a man say.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I really don't like those seamed stockings darling.

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Don't bother dressage up in that lovely basque and stockings...lets watch Emmerdale instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What fantastic driving darling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes darling...it's fucking huge in that dress, you should probably wear black!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Right thats it take me home - He has the same top on as me.

Why do men? etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that blow job was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not tonight ive got a headache

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

honestly darling don't worry, we can find a garage soon and were not really lost and its probably that silly maps fault anyway..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you never hear a guy say..not tonight darling i have a migraine lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can't go, I haven't a thing to wear

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

No not horny, just fancied chatting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you never hear a guy say..not tonight darling i have a migraine lol."

Actually you do. I did that last Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not watching the World Cup.

I will get my own beer

Its that time of the month

Does my bum look big in this

Your not attracted to me because you looked at her and she's beautiful

In a nut shell ladies, fuck don't you whinge. Now I have a head ache so not tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything a women dont want to hear

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Thank you for leaving the toilet seat up , mostconsiderate darling !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me when did you put on all that weight.

Of course you don't have too many shoes darling.

God you looking old, time for a face lift I think.

I will sit here and watch your soaps, I don't mind missing the England game. After all ot is only football.

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

Don't buy me that sports car, get me a nice little mini instead

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Nth. London

The toilets in this place are lovely & clean

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Nth. London

Thing with anal is that I have to be really turned on....

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Yes, they are too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod the Blowjob, let's go shopping.

Her

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

God my growler is extremely wet and needy this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your feet up darling I'll do the ironing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight I've got an headache

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A friend in need's a friend indeed.

A friend that bleeds is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really don't like those seamed stockings darling.

I can't breathe through my ears.

I am not a repeater.

I don't like big tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which shoes should I wear with these trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you thinking about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which shoes should I wear with these trousers? "

Does my bum look big in this?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I'm not quite sure I'm going the right way. I'll just pull over so you can ask that lass for directions

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Let's have your mother over for New Year as well as Christmas.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

" yes Darling, your bum looks mahoooosive in that " ... As he runs , very quickly!

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By *irtuallywillMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

Ha, stereotype forum.

It's really important that we go to that distant relatives wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which shoes should I wear with these trousers?

Does my bum look big in this?

Which shirt,pink or blue? Pink? Ok blue then,no pink,no blue. I'll wear the black one,black goes with anything

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I really like my Mother in Law, what a lovely woman she is , so supportive"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No dear your wrong

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

... You should drive

... Take the remote

... What's the offside rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pregnant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make tea , you sit down read paper , oh I'll wash and dry as well , want a drink dear beer , wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm never wrong! Lol

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Sod the Blowjob, let's go shopping.

Her

made me smile..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger me baby.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why, you're right! Eastenders really is the greatest literary drama of our time. And the acting? sublime. Can we watch the omnibus too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't bother dressage up in that lovely basque and stockings...lets watch Emmerdale instead

Not exactly true...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy salad for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't shave your pussy again (I just love pulling hairs out of my teeth)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't shave your pussy again (I just love pulling hairs out of my teeth) "

some men love pubes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't shave your pussy again (I just love pulling hairs out of my teeth)

some men love pubes

Lol not me I count my blessings everyday I never had to live through the 60s and 70s as it seems a massive bush was the in thing lol nothing worse than getting a hair stuck in the back of your throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass me the instructions darling I don't really know what im doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sit down, dear, and put your feet up. While you relax, I'll put the dinner on and while I'm cooking, you can tell me all about your day

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By *lovisMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

'I haven't got a clue where we are - let me ask that man over there for directions '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I don't mind your parents staying over this weekend :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're very quiet tonight, darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're completely wrong about that. See? I was right all along!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dinners ready

Let's communicate

Shall we go shopping

I'll make bru's

Put Britains got talent on

Shall we go to your mothers for the day

Suck it tommorow instead

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I like to chat for a few weeks before meeting

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Yes darling...it's fucking huge in that dress, you should probably wear black!

Your brave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you really sure my 4 foot wide car will fit through that 6 foot gap?

Even though I pulled out of a junction & made someone brake very hard, it's still their fault & not mine (shows middle finger).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good parking !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No time for that...I need to make some hanging baskets

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