FabSwingers.com forum: Things you never hear a woman say.

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

That Diamond is too big.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No , please don't take me shopping for shoes.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He was miles offside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am wrong and you are right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You paid how much for those shoes ???!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was miles offside"

My wife is always saying that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Diamond is too big.

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fancy a f@@k

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I have enough nail varnish, I really don't need anymore.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"He was miles offside

My wife is always saying that!"

Thats why I dont hear it

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have enough nail varnish, I really don't need anymore.

I say that often. And then buy it anyway, usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take money out of my purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need more chicken.

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

I cleaned and polished the car, filled up the tank, topped up the oil and checked the tyre pressures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always say exactly what I mean"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only get 1 or 2 mails a day on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Diamond is too big.

fancy a f@@k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need more chicken.

if we are talking KFC id say it lol

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By *urboTongue21Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Please don't make me cum again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I always say exactly what I mean""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop now you have done to much tidying sit down and I will make you a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aw darling leave the hoovering

cum t o bed instead

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""I always say exactly what I mean""

Oh but I do!!!

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks for putting the toilet seat down pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No , please don't take me shopping for shoes.

I am so lucky. My OH hates shopping, so I'll never hear her say this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know. What. Hunni. I was wrong

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover

That bar of chocolate has been in the fridge for ages.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

that cock cheese smells extremely ripe. Ready for harvesting me thinks

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No, I really don't need those two dresses, one will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol"
Not always! How very dare you!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No, I really don't need those two dresses, one will suffice.

I just got a retro one in the post from China today and liked it so much I ordered another!! So cheap!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have enough clothes in my wardrobe to be able to mix n match for every occasion ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S'true..well most of the time anyway

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By *icoleDiamondsWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I will be a year older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lovely,the house is a mess,I can't wait to get the vacuum out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol"

You not met the right women

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol"

Women say that shit. Ladies don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please don't make me cum again!!"

Actually sometimes they do say that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol

Women say that shit. Ladies don't"

Fuck off you,I'm a lady

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"fancy a f@@k

Some of you really need to associate with different women cos I say that frequently.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Give us the car keys and I'll parallel park it for you

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have enough...

... Shoes

... Handbags

... Perfume

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have had enough chocolate for the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I don't want to go shopping with the girls all day - I'd rather stay with you and watch the football.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Give us the car keys and I'll parallel park it for you "

My last gf often said that. Admittedly I lost the no claims bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give us the car keys and I'll parallel park it for you "

After watching the guy across the road prang his and letting his wife park it for him in the end then YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick turn Corry over the Darts is starting on BBC 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I don't want to go shopping with the girls all day - I'd rather stay with you and watch the football."

I hate shopping. I'd rather watch sport

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol"
the more you get them to say it the more they like it,till theres no stopping them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/06/14 15:30:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where is the sky remote? Whilst nude and holding a camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course I'll swallow it all... I just can't get enough of that lovely taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/06/14 15:33:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know my arse looks big in this but I'm going to wear it anyway".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or my personal favourite...

That was a lovely fart darling... Please do another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes dear you can watch the cricket all day.??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put you feet up dear I will do all the d.i.y.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Let me reverse park the car into that tight space on this carpark darling.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Scratch my ballsack for me

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By *ev and TrevCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Lets put the football on all night instead of sitting here talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell you are shit in bed Tosh

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

I got you a beer out of the fridge what time the game start??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have any children, none that I know of anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't need another glass of wine.

No, I don't need any money for shopping.

Of course men are smarter than women.

No I don't want a back rub.

Yes I'm angry because im on my period.

No I don't have a headache.

Your washing up skills are amazing.

How about a blowjob, darling.

I know my bum looks fantastic, I don't need you to tell me.

Yes we can watch Stargate.

That's ok, I'll cut your toe nails.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Let me get the door for you

Careful I'll carry those

Your DIY skills are beyond belief

I need to see someone about my constant nagging

I could keep going all night. Tara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage my prostate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I was wrong how about anal to make up for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wipe it on the curtain when your finished.

your brother does

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm.."eat my cunt"..."fuck my cunt"...always "pussy"...BORING!

lol

Women say that shit. Ladies don't"

I don't say it at all. Not sure what that makes me, (boring) I guess. oh well

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

My feet are just too warm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do the housework you have a day off and sit in the garden.

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