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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big' "

It's so lame though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use triple AAA batteries

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I use triple AAA batteries "

fully charged?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use triple AAA batteries

fully charged? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though."

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"

Hmmm. I have never had a conversation with a man who measures his cockage with a can...

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3

Hmmm. I have never had a conversation with a man who measures his cockage with a can..."

...there you go: use it as another filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"

I like those pictures.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honesty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honesty"

I suppose it's horses for courses and cocks with cans doesn't attract me.

x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a tape measure? Lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

The was one with a Red Bull can in my updates feed this morning, as it happens

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

is a bottle of lucuzade sport also bad then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3"

Absolutely agree!

We're swingers so ultimately, don't really care about a 6-pack Abs or 18 inch biceps or claims of a 9 inch cock(measured from their arsehole no doubt) A big schlong, with some real perspective always helps with a potential meet.

So if you're reasonably built with a reasonable face pic, have read our profile and use a sky remote for perspective, we'd prefer to hear from you than guys with irrelevant photos and spurious claims!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about a tape measure? Lol"

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Thanks OP , just given me a great marketing idea ! Just sent a coco pic measured with cola cola can ( other colas available ) makes the can look bigger than it actually is

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

For some reason I m now thinking

if Carlsberg made cocks I ll use a half pint glass much more impressive

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc?"

We'll have more men claiming to have 9" cocks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thanks OP , just given me a great marketing idea ! Just sent a coco pic measured with cola cola can ( other colas available ) makes the can look bigger than it actually is "

Hey, it's what I do...erm no..actually it's not. What DO I DO?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

What happens now they have reduced the can size for deodorants etc?

We'll have more men claiming to have 9" cocks. "

Bring it on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

For some reason I m now thinking

if Carlsberg made cocks I ll use a half pint glass much more impressive "

will the glass be empty or full or half empty or half full?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

Lol I suppose they do it to show tje correct length but I just like to take normal one's and let them see it in person lol]

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By *irtuallywillMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

If only there was a measuring device.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only there was a measuring device."

Yes if only....right that's stumped me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate. "
damn now why didn't I think of that. I'm off to get a sylvanian families sky remote...standby for a busy in box with chicks dying to get some hubba hubba

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"If only there was a measuring device.

Yes if only....right that's stumped me!

"

At least you've seen a Red Bull can now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If only there was a measuring device.

Yes if only....right that's stumped me!

At least you've seen a Red Bull can now "

I can safely say the image is burnt into my brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."

lol

i stuck a sky remote between my tits and took a pic, just to see if those guys bragging size would still get lost between my boobage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

I cant answer that question. I have never done it. I would have to use a bottle of vodka or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch.

lol

i stuck a sky remote between my tits and took a pic, just to see if those guys bragging size would still get lost between my boobage "

*Scrambles looking for Virgin remote*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

I cant answer that question. I have never done it. I would have to use a bottle of vodka or something "

Ha...

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?"

I saw one, end of the remote was at the head of his penis, but the other end wasnt at the base it was near touching his bellybutton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm hung compared to an IKEA pencil.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Mind you in the interests of equality shouldn't the ladies have to evidence their wares? What about an echo test...more than one hello back when you shout into the dark cavernous abyss is kinda scary without a torch."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate. "

Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am bemused by messages from men with a pic attached of their schlong stood erect next to a can of beer, Coca-Cola,red bull...(joking about red bull, not seen that pic YET)

Why is this necessary?

Someone with a schlong/can pic please comment?

I saw one, end of the remote was at the head of his penis, but the other end wasnt at the base it was near touching his bellybutton "

LOL...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.

Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle "

ooh what big hands you have....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.

Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle

ooh what big hands you have.... "

Wait till I follow that picture up with an offer to cruise in my yacht, just need the mediteranian shower curtain to arrive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think it is wonderful that manufacturers have brought out compact deodorant cans, tho for some a minature can of lynx is more appropriate.

Oi!!! my sales of miniaturised sky remotes etc. are funding my millionaire lifestyle

ooh what big hands you have....

Wait till I follow that picture up with an offer to cruise in my yacht, just need the mediteranian shower curtain to arrive "

Poundland.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock "

Ha!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock "

Suggest it to Ryan

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm hoping to see a guy with a fire extinguisher next to his cock

Suggest it to Ryan "

Nah, fuck that he might be tempted to stick it somewhere else

I know that from my superryanfan phase last year

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you could get a tiny can like you get on aeroplanes and make a sort of cockzilla effect

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"you could get a tiny can like you get on aeroplanes and make a sort of cockzilla effect"

Cheats!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could get a tiny can like you get on aeroplanes and make a sort of cockzilla effect

Cheats!

"

Or one from a toy shop...those ELC cash registers with tiny cans of food....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dont have a penis but guessing because its a common item most people know the sizes to compare against.

With camera angles perspective can be used to enhance things. Guess its a blokes way of saying 'no tricks i really am this big'

It's so lame though.

Least you know what youd potentially be getting.

Beats guys who claim to have 7inches but only have 3

I like those pictures. "

Each to their own....x

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