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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever woken up and thought omg why did I do that

And what did you do ? Would love to hear your stories if you can bare to share the cringe !

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Yes, and quite recently too. Accidentally sent a scantily clad photo (intended for a gentleman) to one of my best friends. Didn't realise until I received a response the next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, and quite recently too. Accidentally sent a scantily clad photo (intended for a gentleman) to one of my best friends. Didn't realise until I received a response the next day "

Ooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time, told a fb I loved him after trying to convince him I wasn't d*unk.

He just laughed and said that it was proof I was pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the time, told a fb I loved him after trying to convince him I wasn't d*unk.

He just laughed and said that it was proof I was pissed

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I nearly always regret getting d*unk, thanks to the hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I'm not a big drinker.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the 4 years when i was at uni are full of d*unken stories......

i think thats why these days I am more of a non-alcoholic drinker....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've stopped all that kind of nonsense. I'm a good girl now....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

most of my really bad/funny stories seem in involve tequila...

although there is one when i lost a vodka drinking contest to a russian in moscow... and a throwback malibu and pineapple drinking session on a cross channel ferry in a force 8 storm...

needless to say neither ended well.....

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"most of my really bad/funny stories seem in involve tequila...

although there is one when i lost a vodka drinking contest to a russian in moscow... and a throwback malibu and pineapple drinking session on a cross channel ferry in a force 8 storm...

needless to say neither ended well..... "

Oh noooo! Don't mention vodka lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"

Oh noooo! Don't mention vodka lol "

i was never really a vodka drinker every... my vice was always tequila...

anyway that night, I was trying to uphold the honour of my country... and I was doing my best to go toe to toe...

I still maintain SHE was twice the size of me.. and since I was playing away she had "home drink" advantage....

anyway ended up going home in the back of an russian army truck..... they apparently had to basically roll me out of the back when i got to exchange mates house....

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

My OMG alcohol moment also involves rather a lot of vodka..... Was out with 3 vanilla friends (who knew nothing about this) and it was about 2.30 in the morning - 2 of us were desperate for a wee.. so I said 'I know a place that's open...' and took them to the local swing club.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My regrets are always why did I drink? I don't react well to alcohol now

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Im such an occasional light drinker that half a shandy has me legless. I regret the drinks if a long way from home and have spent a good night with someone that became more tarnished as the drink wore off. Quick exits needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My OMG alcohol moment also involves rather a lot of vodka..... Was out with 3 vanilla friends (who knew nothing about this) and it was about 2.30 in the morning - 2 of us were desperate for a wee.. so I said 'I know a place that's open...' and took them to the local swing club..... "
brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shudder thinking of some of things i used to get up to while on a binge! I've woken in some mad places too! In a boat on a lake with a barmaid from a pub i never go to!!??? And no oars!!?? Haha all good though, we've remained fb's since

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Running round a club with no pants on then doing something very rude to myself in the toilets. Apparently ....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Ever woken up and thought omg why did I do that

And what did you do ? Would love to hear your stories if you can bare to share the cringe !"

A few when I was younger but not for a long time now. I hardly drink alcohol and that's been the case for years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love these !!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Don't like not being in control so never get d*unk.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A few

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I am off the juice for a bit now ha ha

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Not so long ago I woke up in the passenger seat of my car.....outside my house.

I assume the whole key scenario was too much for me.

No memory of night before but I was wearing a diff shirt. Opened door to find a nice pile left outside the car.

I guess my mother would have been proud....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not so long ago I woke up in the passenger seat of my car.....outside my house.

I assume the whole key scenario was too much for me.

No memory of night before but I was wearing a diff shirt. Opened door to find a nice pile left outside the car.

I guess my mother would have been proud....

"

Wtf lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I know, I know.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There have been many nights I cannot remember, but I am sure I had fun at the time.

One thing I do know is that after one of these nights in question I got very pissed on Pernod and blackcurrant. I cannot even see a bottle of Pernod now without feeling ill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There have been many nights I cannot remember, but I am sure I had fun at the time.

One thing I do know is that after one of these nights in question I got very pissed on Pernod and blackcurrant. I cannot even see a bottle of Pernod now without feeling ill. "

Same as me with cider yuk

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

Many many times still have them now and again don't drink very often but when i do

Always entertainment for others and never violent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is punctuated with them, mostly funny, some not so good. All cringeworthy. Only drink in moderation to avoid the humiliation. Although, lately, I just fall asleep lol, must be age

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I've stopped all that kind of nonsense. I'm a good girl now.... "

Oh aye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've stopped all that kind of nonsense. I'm a good girl now....

Oh aye? "

Aye!!!!! But...I'm easily led....

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"

Oh noooo! Don't mention vodka lol

i was never really a vodka drinker every... my vice was always tequila...

anyway that night, I was trying to uphold the honour of my country... and I was doing my best to go toe to toe...

I still maintain SHE was twice the size of me.. and since I was playing away she had "home drink" advantage....

anyway ended up going home in the back of an russian army truck..... they apparently had to basically roll me out of the back when i got to exchange mates house.... "

At least you remember the night! Lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I suppose puking a half gallon of sickmess down a girls throat(by accident)while kissing is quite bad

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

N

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suppose puking a half gallon of sickmess down a girls throat(by accident)while kissing is quite bad "

Aaahhhhhh that's just yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was) "

I've heard all about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was)

I've heard all about this "

Not my proudest moment. 6 months on and she still keeps drip feeding bits of information about that night out and reveling in my embarrassment!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was) "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever woken up and thought omg why did I do that

And what did you do ? Would love to hear your stories if you can bare to share the cringe !"

Yes when i was a lot younger, if they had a good rack of tits on them i couldnt care less about anything else

i have pulled Kelly Brook the night but woke up with Nora Batty, fecking beer goggles on the flip side i bet they had pulled brad pitt on the night and woke up with chubby brown in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got mixed up on which site I was on and posted on face book I needed a good shagging, haven't lived that one down yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been a while since I woke up in a bed I don't remember getting into...but think we've all done pretty similar at some stage....last time I nearly did it was in Worcester a couple months back...but no regrets when I rolled over in morning...had to do it twice again before I left lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was) "

Don't forget when I had to pull you off the road when you stepped out in front of a bus. Or the part when you started telling me how dodgy a couple looked who were sat at the bus stop with us when you decided you needed to sit down. Or the part where I was so cold from having to make you walk 2 hours in the cold at 4am to King's Cross I had to get a McDonald's to warm myself up. Or the part where you fell asleep on the hard concrete seats outside Kings Cross.

crystal (the most tolerant girlfriend in the world)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"FYI if crystal posts on this thread about the Friday after Christmas and anything about d*unken arguments, a party that I barely remember, a girl that I barely remember, being violently sick in a bathroom, trying to start a fight on a wall in frustration that it kept bumping in to me and being molested by a down and out who was trying to remember me - then for the records it's all lies (or aat the very least I wish it was)

Don't forget when I had to pull you off the road when you stepped out in front of a bus. Or the part when you started telling me how dodgy a couple looked who were sat at the bus stop with us when you decided you needed to sit down. Or the part where I was so cold from having to make you walk 2 hours in the cold at 4am to King's Cross I had to get a McDonald's to warm myself up. Or the part where you fell asleep on the hard concrete seats outside Kings Cross.

crystal (the most tolerant girlfriend in the world)"

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