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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Little girl gets lost in Liverpool town centre.

A police man approaches her and asks "what's your mum like"

Little girl replies

"Big cocks and bacardi breezers"

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyesight was getting a bit bad so i decided to go in a shop to get my eyes tested.

"You should of gone to Specsavers!" Came a voice from behind the counter.

Amazed by the man's honesty, " Is it cheaper there?"

"No, it's next door, this is an hardware shop."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to call in the chemist for Kate. I asked the guy behind the counter "have you got cottonwool balls?" ....he said "what do you think I am, a fucking Teddybear?"

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By *olf64Man
over a year ago

redditch

went to a disco last night and the dj played sit down by james so we all sat down , next he played jump around so we got up and we all jumped around , dj played come on eillen next and the bloody bouncers threw me out !!!!

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL


"Little girl gets lost in Liverpool town centre.

A police man approaches her and asks "what's your mum like"

Little girl replies

"Big cocks and bacardi breezers""

ha ha very funny1

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