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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than 2 inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.

PS... before anyone takes the hump after seeing that I live in Scotland... I am English myself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It appears everyone south of the border hasn`t got out of bed yet....... Or maybe they`re away removing their flags from their "Ferrari`s".

PS. Gander here, who`s also english.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

we are out of bed! and btw when in Edinburgh yesterday I reminded 6 of my Scottish 'friends' that we had won THREE world cups to their none, but we weren't counting and hoped they had fun supporting 31 other teams as they had no loyalty to their own flag!!!

(I was the furthest from the door but I still survived )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My company has produced an item of ours in an England World Cup design but even the english customers still prefer the old, plain design.. lol

Mr.C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My company has produced an item of ours in an England World Cup design but even the english customers still prefer the old, plain design.. lol

Mr.C"

What does your company produce haggis? or is the plural haggisis?...... What is the collective term.... A herd?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol.. haggii?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I do think it's a good thing that the last 15 years have seen a reclaiming of the English flag by the general public - before that it was largely used by BNP types, in my experience.

However, the sheer giddyness of people decorating their entire lives in the things for the sake of the football team is just ridiculous.

Stick a couple on for April 23rd, then the day before any England game if you must. Anything else just isn't British.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I do think it's a good thing that the last 15 years have seen a reclaiming of the English flag by the general public - before that it was largely used by BNP types, in my experience.

However, the sheer giddyness of people decorating their entire lives in the things for the sake of the football team is just ridiculous.

Stick a couple on for April 23rd, then the day before any England game if you must. Anything else just isn't British."
Has the ghost of christmas present visited yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree some people can go too far with the red cross .......

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Has the ghost of christmas present visited yet?

:-;

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

fly the flag while you can before the pc police ban the flag flying altogether for fear of upsetting foreigners who seem pretty happy at accepting the benefits,jobs,houses over here but the flying of our flag appears to upset them somewhat.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I do think it's a good thing that the last 15 years have seen a reclaiming of the English flag by the general public - before that it was largely used by BNP types, in my experience.

However, the sheer giddyness of people decorating their entire lives in the things for the sake of the football team is just ridiculous.

Stick a couple on for April 23rd, then the day before any England game if you must. Anything else just isn't British."

i agree that more has to be done for St Georges day and i do thnk it is good to see the flags flying for the world cup but its when people go over the top i dont think its a bit sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Professor has found after extensive research there are two sizes of penis amongst UK men. There are those which fall within the normal size range and those which are less than 2 inches while erect. The professor has appealed for help to continue his research. Could all men in the UK with extremely small penises make themselves known over the next 6 weeks by flying a white flag with a red cross from their cars.

PS... before anyone takes the hump after seeing that I live in Scotland... I am English myself..."

Its not going to happen in Scotland as they haven't worked out how to unlock a car yet never mind put a flag on it

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

whenever i am working away from home in uk and travel into wales,scotland,isle of mamjersey,guernsey(not been to ireland yet)you see the home flag proudly flying from home flagpoles outside houses hotels public buildings but it sems to be frowned up onnto fly your home flag innengland if you are english through fear of upsetting non-english people!.

when i have been away in spain,holland ,france germany etc it has not upset me to see the home flags proudly flying!,why should we hide ours?.

the same goes for england football jerseys,i wear mine instead of a tee-shirt in summer months because other countries are proudly wearing their footy shirt i will wear mine!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PS... before anyone takes the hump after seeing that I live in Scotland... I am English myself..."

still think this is brilliant.

got loads of small dicks round here

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

PS... before anyone takes the hump after seeing that I live in Scotland... I am English myself...

still think this is brilliant.

got loads of small dicks round here

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i beg to differ peaches, there are some huge pricks round here

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"I do think it's a good thing that the last 15 years have seen a reclaiming of the English flag by the general public - before that it was largely used by BNP types, in my experience.

However, the sheer giddyness of people decorating their entire lives in the things for the sake of the football team is just ridiculous.

Stick a couple on for April 23rd, then the day before any England game if you must. Anything else just isn't British."

Another confused one.... Rant about the English doing doing blah... blah... and then finish with "Anything else just isn't British."????

What have the Welsh or Scotish or Irish got to do with twits sticking "England" Flags out to indicate the positon of their Dick is in fact right there on their forehead!?

I fucking hate football!!!! Roll on Christmas...

And I thought that the BNP has stolen the Union Flag more than the England one or St George Flag....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cock is as big around as long ive developed a speacil treatment and its workin well see photo its 6inches in circumferance

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Another confused one.... Rant about the English doing doing blah... blah... and then finish with "Anything else just isn't British."????

What have the Welsh or Scotish or Irish got to do with twits sticking "England" Flags out to indicate the positon of their Dick is in fact right there on their forehead!?

I fucking hate football!!!! Roll on Christmas...

And I thought that the BNP has stolen the Union Flag more than the England one or St George Flag...."

I meant that being overly showy and failing to be reserved fails to confirm to the "stuffy British" stereotype.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

What have the Welsh or Scotish or Irish got to do with twits sticking "England" Flags out to indicate the positon of their Dick is in fact right there on their forehead!?

I fucking hate football!!!! Roll on Christmas...

if welsh,irish, scots or whoever can fly their countries flag outside of the saints day?, i will fly mine.

i am not offended by them flying their flag,so why should they be offended by my flag?.

if they are offended surely they can go home to fly a flag of their own?..

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