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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have a cat (not ours, a neighbours) that's walks in our back door and demands to be let out the front. It's happened three times today, lazy sod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the back door then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Close the back door then "

But it's really hot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the back door then

But it's really hot. "

Get a water gun and shot the bugger as it comes in then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Close the back door then

But it's really hot.

Get a water gun and shot the bugger as it comes in then "

Then won't we just have a wet cat walking through the house ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Close the back door then

But it's really hot.

Get a water gun and shot the bugger as it comes in then

Then won't we just have a wet cat walking through the house ?"

Not if you sit by the back door all day

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

My new neighbour has a cat and its really cute.its also not daft and somedays instead of stopping to talk to each other we play mind games ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let it walk through the door as usual but immediately pounce on it and put it in a sack a take it for a drive somewhere far far away.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have evicted a bumble bee 3 times today, I'm sure it's the same one

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

As they say dogs have owners ..cats have staff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your visitor... Cats are amazing and a law unto themselves

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"We have a cat (not ours, a neighbours) that's walks in our back door and demands to be let out the front. It's happened three times today, lazy sod. "

Haha, this is a cat training you!!

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees


"Close the back door then "

What if it smashes her back doors in?

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

A friend of mine moved into a house and the cat from next door opens her door and walks in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy or borrow a dog!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As they say dogs have owners ..cats have staff lol"

This is how it is.

We were sat having dinner and it nonchalantly walked in, meowed at us and walked to the front door giving us a look of open the door then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't do what a cat says it doesn't leave you alone. Even patting you repeatedly on the forehead when you're deliberately ignoring it. They are relentless

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

My cats have a cat flap but everyday after work they meet me at the front door. One comes in the front door with me and the other waits till the front door is open then bolts to the back door to go through the cat flap lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandma's cat found them an been there ever since, but not long ago my grandma scolded herself more than uesuall an the cat did not no wot too do so just stayed with my grandma! Till someone came!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cats have a cat flap but everyday after work they meet me at the front door. One comes in the front door with me and the other waits till the front door is open then bolts to the back door to go through the cat flap lol"

It's not my bloody cat but it has us running around after it.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

we have two cats that won't go out side, even if you leave the front door wide open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a previous house, our then neighbour's cat could open fridges. He used to sneak through the cat flap, push his paw under the fridge door (pads and claws pointing up to the ceiling), tighten/close his paw, and pull the seal open. Smart cookie used to raid our fridge

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple
over a year ago

chester


"Let it walk through the door as usual but immediately pounce on it and put it in a sack a take it for a drive somewhere far far away. "

Perhaps we should just do that with you!

Not for nothing did the Egyptians worship cats as Gods.

Even Kipling did a poem to them "The cat that walks by herself".

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

my cat rarely goes out

had a cat once who if it rained when he was by the back door he would run and meow at the front door thinking it was not raining there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 3 cats who seem to invite other cats round for tea and a nap

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

We had one that opened the fridge, so just wanting a door open may save your food for dinner from being scavenged. Ignore cats demands and they soon learn to do something different - it may be worse or better.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

When i used to drink i often woke up with a cat curled up on top of my face.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"When i used to drink i often woke up with a cat curled up on top of my face. "

Haha never heard that one before - maybe you were snoring? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a moist pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our house is the local Drop in Centre for Cats

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cats don't usually like sticky surfaces, so if you lay some sticky backed plastic with the sticky side up inside the door, and put something in the way so the cat can't just jump over it, it is likely to discourage it from coming through the door.

This also sometimes works with tinfoil. Some cats don't like treading on tinfoil, so laying it on the floor (or on worktops, or table tops etc) can deter cats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it know where to go for an easy life

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By *rtmusMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Cats! You gotta admire their nerve.

Living proof that you can get away with anything if you're cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check out Simon's cats on you tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's obviously decided to include your house on his security rounds - expect a bill soon. Non-payment will lead to dead bodies being left on your kitchen floor until you pay up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's obviously decided to include your house on his security rounds - expect a bill soon. Non-payment will lead to dead bodies being left on your kitchen floor until you pay up "

Love it i had a cat that did that made me think i wasnt feeding her proper only to find out that was there way of providing for me well no thank you dont fancy mouse curry tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOVE cats!!!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My mum was once walking the dog during one hot Summer and it chased a cat off the field through a garden, through the back door, through this chap's living room and out through the open front door. The youth who had had his afternoon monkeyed about with was most upset about first a cat he didn't own running past him, but then a big Dalmatian following it. He had a few choice words to say to my mum about it all. She was pretty mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cats are very clever creatures,which is why you'll never see one working with the police!Dogs on the other hand....................lol jj

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"In a previous house, our then neighbour's cat could open fridges. He used to sneak through the cat flap, push his paw under the fridge door (pads and claws pointing up to the ceiling), tighten/close his paw, and pull the seal open. Smart cookie used to raid our fridge "

Like the cravendale advert....Cats with thumbs.

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Cats don't usually like sticky surfaces, so if you lay some sticky backed plastic with the sticky side up inside the door, and put something in the way so the cat can't just jump over it, it is likely to discourage it from coming through the door.

This also sometimes works with tinfoil. Some cats don't like treading on tinfoil, so laying it on the floor (or on worktops, or table tops etc) can deter cats."

Cats also hate the smell of orange peel, (or at least ours did) put some orange peel around the door to deter cats coming in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No mine used to eat oranges but she was a strange cat thought she was a dog half the time and she loved cat nip think she used to get stoned on it as she would go all funny on it and steal any crisps or biscuits that she seen

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