FabSwingers.com forum: If you could be a film character who would you be?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think Hannibal Lecter would be fun as he is highly intelligent, cultured and sophisticated, with refined tastes in art, music and cuisine. He is well-educated and speaks several languages I know he is a complete psycho but you must admit life wouldn't have a dull moment if you where him.

Anyone else have any unusual ones?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The Man with No Name....shoots fast and accurately, has a poncho...maybe Dirty Harry - I like his ray-bans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Hannibal Lecter would be fun as he is highly intelligent, cultured and sophisticated, with refined tastes in art, music and cuisine. He is well-educated and speaks several languages I know he is a complete psycho but you must admit life wouldn't have a dull moment if you where him.

Anyone else have any unusual ones?"

John Malkovich

I love getting into peoples heads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else have any unusual ones?"

Maude from Harold and Maude, when I'm 80.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lara Croft

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By *homCrownMan
over a year ago

West Fife

Either Julian - American Gigilo or Edward Lewis....

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Catwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheech or Chong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

keizer soze!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahh I see you all like to be a bit on the bad side! You thinking baddies have more fun then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tyler motherfucking Durden

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tyler motherfucking Durden"

But don't talk about it.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Nancy from The Craft, always wanted to do that slow motion walk through a school corridor ha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hannibal Lecter would be an appalling choice. You'd never get invited out for dinner and you'd be barred from every single self respecting restaurant in town, as you being seen leaving the place would give them a questionable reputation about their ingredients that would make the horse meat lasagne stuff seem small beer.

I'd like to play a busty, wisecracking sidekick in a film. One that gets laid a lot, but not tied to any train tracks by a moustachioed villain in a cape. Monocle optional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our man Flint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hannibal Lecter would be an appalling choice. You'd never get invited out for dinner and you'd be barred from every single self respecting restaurant in town, as you being seen leaving the place would give them a questionable reputation about their ingredients that would make the horse meat lasagne stuff seem small beer.

I'd like to play a busty, wisecracking sidekick in a film. One that gets laid a lot, but not tied to any train tracks by a moustachioed villain in a cape. Monocle optional.

Ah but I would be Hannibal but in my body so no one would recognise me.

You could be a some kind of crazy bond girl. And you have the right name for one so you are halfway there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geena Davis in the long kiss goodnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Wadd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirk Diggler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also any leading man in a Russ Meyer film would suit my tastes to a tee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Hulk. You can't beat the Hulk.

Just don't make me angry - you won't like me when I'm angry.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Invisible Man then you could have to cheeky fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popeye Doyle for me. Legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolverine !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

R2D2

Then I could shut down when the Mrs starts going off on one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"R2D2

Then I could shut down when the Mrs starts going off on one

Do you call her C3-P0?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald Duck im totally Quakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lionel from 'Braindead' one of Peter Jackson (Lord Of The Rings) early films.

Always wanted to massacre a room full of zombies with a lawnmower

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lara Croft

Excellent choice

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Geena Davis in the long kiss goodnight"

Also an excellent choice.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Trinity from The Matrix

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Or maybe Celine from the Underworld films.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Or maybe Celine from the Underworld films."

Looking well fit in those sexy outfits.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Mystique from x-men. Be who you like each day....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Omar Sharif, Dr Zhivago... the sets were stunning and Julie Christie is one of the most beautiful women in the wrold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rizzo from Grease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That woman from van helsing..

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Frank N Furter

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Oh and a real blond bond x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ginny Weasley. I wanted to be her growing up. She's badass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matt Damon - Good Will Hunting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas or Brad Pitt in True Romance.

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

"Frank N Furter

it's the stockings isn't it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolverine.

The Transporter.

Scorpion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Billy from easy rider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jessica rabbit

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By *eXySaShAXXWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Princess Leia - as she has attitude! Plus a hot bikini outfit! Haha

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

Herbie

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Bridget jones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jake from the Blues Brothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austin Powers or failing that Anakin Skywalker lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tank Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James bond of course.

Him.

Shaken and not stirred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christopher Nolan era Batman.

Not one of the quite so gay ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bane would be pretty cool as well.

Cups hands over face to make the bane voice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jason Bourne...

Beats James Bond any day...

They would send Bourne to terminate Bond....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vasquez from Aliens .. wise cracking hards ass that she is...or Sarah Connor from Terminator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Bourne...

Beats James Bond any day...

They would send Bourne to terminate Bond....

But bond would be ready and probably shag Bourne then kill him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Bourne...

Beats James Bond any day...

They would send Bourne to terminate Bond....

But bond would be ready and probably shag Bourne then kill him. "

Depends Bourne would lure him into a trap, also trapping himself in the process.

While Bond tries to seduce Bourne, Bourne would look for the optimum time to make the kill.

Once done Bourne would then wear Bonds clothes and proceed to change is facial features to that of Bonds.

He would then leave as Bond..... Job Done....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's a little odd so many guys picked psychopathic yet glamorous killers bit if oI was confined to that I'd pick Patrick bateman for his attention to detail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sylvia kristal in emmanuel 2 she gets to have some fit looking men and she looks fantastic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Bourne...

Beats James Bond any day...

They would send Bourne to terminate Bond....

Lol maybe so but you don't see Bourne knee deep in Clunge 24/7

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'd quite like to be Anastasia in the new 50 Shades of Grey movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any Bond girl! Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poison Ivy or the Black Widow would be my bad ass choices...but I have to go for Scarlett O'Hara

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

The milkman, milkee,milkee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jason Bourne...

Beats James Bond any day...

They would send Bourne to terminate Bond....

Lol maybe so but you don't see Bourne knee deep in Clunge 24/7

Very true..

Not very lucky there is Bourne..

11 books and counting and only about 5 different women..

Bond probably gets more action in one book lol..

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Forest Gump just for the simple way he sees life plus he was frikking loaded

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Someone's already took the invisible man so I'll take the next best thing, the elephant man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatser name from kill bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Knox from natural born killers, he's a badass, has style and a girl who's crazy/hot and loves him no matter what.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Pepper Potts

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Nurse Ratched

Maleificent

Cruella De Ville

Wicked Queen (Snow White)

Villains are much more interesting.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Anyone else have any unusual ones?"

Damn! A lot of my picks have already gone *sadface

Im gonna go with Marion Ravenwood or Lee Holloway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Roger Rabbit Jessica Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caroline Clairmont in Chocolat. Chocolate and Johnny Depp

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

oh yes has to be man with no name or dirty Harry.Clint is the man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweeney Todd - I can just see me brandishing a cut throat near a guys neck .... imagine the look on their face lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sweeney Todd - I can just see me brandishing a cut throat near a guys neck .... imagine the look on their face lol

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Not Calamity Jane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sweeney Todd - I can just see me brandishing a cut throat near a guys neck .... imagine the look on their face lol

Not Calamity Jane?

nah I wanna live dangerously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ferris Bueller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The juggernaut! All that power!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry potter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"oh yes has to be man with no name or dirty Harry.Clint is the man

Aaaarrggghhh, there's 3 of us now

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"The juggernaut! All that power! "

From Thirteen Ghosts?

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Porn films allowed? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John McClean, yippie ki-yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be any of Michael Douglas characters. He always seems to get down and kinky in his movies.

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