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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love all capt kirk star trek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there? "

I agree with you but I have really enjoyed the two recent films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 mins? wtf..your worse than my nanna...10mins into a film.."nahh I cant be bothered with that, back to watch murder she wrote"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree with you but I have really enjoyed the two recent films "

I've only watched the first of the new ones (have the other here waiting) and I was actually reasonably impressed with it also.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Apparently this was Gene Roddenberry's vision for Star Trek. Thanks Christ he got pushed upstairs when Next Gen started. Its a mess - some of it hasn't been edited properly and the backgrounds weren't painted in properly. Wrath of Khan is better in every way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in saying that, I prefer the next generation ones anyway, and the latest reboots(though the second was lacking a proper menacing villian in my opinion)

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Great film from 1979

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the script is like a porn film .. without the porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Great film from 1979"

I think thats one of the important things to remember...it IS from 1979....

in fact I think it really should tie in with the origin of the borg perhaps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i think motion picture is,a misnomer .. slo motion picture more accurate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to. "

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i avoid klingons .. thats what wet wipes are for

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

v ger.? .. all they needed was,a duster to work out voyager lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think if you take into account when it was made it's fine. Scripts no worse than an episode of the show. It was trying to ride on the wave created by Star Wars for that genre. And I'm not sure, but think it was the first TV/film tie in we'd seen. (Not counting the gheyfest of Batman)

Try watching Voyage Home and you'll see, the first one wasn't so bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is quite a nerdy sci-fi film but a pretty good one.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

thank god for starwars .. or wizard of oz in space as i call it ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did anyone see Captain Piquard at the Royal Albert D-Day performance last night? Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes"

. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol "

lets get some genital enhancements made then..I want a strong hard vein on my cock..Oh wait...I have one already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there? "

Never understood trekkies.

Always been a Star Wars fan - shock, horror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there?

Never understood trekkies.

Always been a Star Wars fan - shock, horror."

I like both, however..starwars is more a fantasy about kings queens cowboys n aliens.. startrek was/is about the exploration of mankind/space and whomever we encounter.Many of startreks concepts have a scientific backing and many well known astrophysicists have helped in the show.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there?

Never understood trekkies.

Always been a Star Wars fan - shock, horror."

Both of which pale into comparison to Firefly.

Although there are people out there who like all sci-fi, without having to diss other people's likes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I wasn't 'dissing' anyone.

I love sci-Fi and agree with the poster after me about the science in the Star Trek film/series.

All I said is I don't understand them.

Each to their own.

No offense intended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How Firefly never got a second series I will never know.

I don't think it was screened here til after it was cancelled anyway, and I never watched it until a few years after. But I remember several times shouting at the screen "They cancelled this????"

It's now in my boxset collection of shows that should have been. Along with Mongrels and Ultraviolet.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Warps back into the thread and is still unconvinced the film is anything other than cobblers. I did enjoy the Wrath of Kahn, though and the 2 new ones are brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your boobs stable at warp then?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Are your boobs stable at warp then? "

They have Heisenberg Compensators.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they'd be severely affected by graviton pulses from your nacelles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw this when it first came out, but I much preferred the sequels.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How Firefly never got a second series I will never know.

I don't think it was screened here til after it was cancelled anyway, and I never watched it until a few years after. But I remember several times shouting at the screen "They cancelled this????"

It's now in my boxset collection of shows that should have been. Along with Mongrels and Ultraviolet. "

I much enjoyed the series too, although it did start to go a bit haywire towards the end.

P

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Wrath of khan on this anoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Motionless Picture (as I call it) suffered from a number of issues - there is a director's cut which is slightly better than the theatrical cut, but overall the script was sadly very weak and the pacing was awful.

...and what's with the Starfleet onsies? Mind you, Wrath of Khan has those God-awful rib-necked 'chunky knit' collars....

Still, its all better than Star Trek V

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By *rtmusMan
over a year ago

Croydon

I'm a Star Trek fan but even I found Motion Picture extremely tedious.

Thank goodness they got better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not this one....about half an episodes content in 3 episodes time frame.

The next one Wrath of Khan was much better

After that went downhill again.

The new ones are better tho - khan makes a prequel comeback...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there?

Never understood trekkies.

Always been a Star Wars fan - shock, horror.

I like both, however..starwars is more a fantasy about kings queens cowboys n aliens.. startrek was/is about the exploration of mankind/space and whomever we encounter.Many of startreks concepts have a scientific backing and many well known astrophysicists have helped in the show."

Translator/communicators from the 1960's series = clamshell mobile phones which have now (starteded to get) instant translation capabilities....amazing!

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Only finished firefly and serenity first yime ever 2 days ago...why cancel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol "

probably looks like an over-sized mars bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol

lets get some genital enhancements made then..I want a strong hard vein on my cock..Oh wait...I have one already "

Pmsl giz a look i dont believe you

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By *plfromfifeCouple
over a year ago

levenmouth

General consensus of opinion with star trek films is that odd numbered films are weak even numbered are better. Even the new ones follow this with the second being better than the first. Even flows into star wars with middle film of each trilogy being best.

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By *rtmusMan
over a year ago

Croydon


"Even the new ones follow this with the second being better than the first. Even flows into star wars with middle film of each trilogy being best."

Will disagree with you there friend. Star Trek Into Darkness was terrible compared to the first (Rebooted) Star Trek.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol "

pedhaps they ve got tiny ones or fuck really fast .. so you have to cling on

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Search for spock film 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

i remember watching this film as a child and thought it was brill, but last month we started from the motion picture and watched in order right through to star trek nemesis then watched the 2 new reboots and thought most of the early ones were utter garbage lol i was very disappointed in my poor judgment from memory, my 12 year old was disgusted in how bad the early ones were too lol. still enjoyed star trek 4 the voyage home...then star trek 5 oh my days say know more lol

personally first contact is by far the best trek films but we do like the re boots and love tng but that is us, we do love a bit of trek just not so much the early ones now ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voyage Home is on at the moment. It is seriously rubbish but engaging at the same time.

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I enjoyed that one as a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Trek V next.

...and you thought IV was bad!

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I wonder if it became parody in Star Trek IV?

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

star trek 4 was the better of the early films quiet funny really

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

The original films were utter tosh except 11 wrath of Kahn was watchable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a regular at the Star Trek convention ( held in my front room) Id have to say I'm a bit of a fan. I love wearing my all in one lycra Trekky uniform an banging my Vulcan ears on. . Would be quite illogical not to.

I'd like to sample a Kilingon fanny..as long as it doesnt have spikes. I admit I have thought about Klingon cock on several occasions. Prob because i have the notion they might be hung like a horse. . Guaranteed to make your eyes water . 0UCH lol pedhaps they ve got tiny ones or fuck really fast .. so you have to cling on"

. Lmfao like that

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

The final frontier !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a fan edit of Star Trek V called 'In Thy Image' which actually makes the story much much better, effectively re-cutting it as a two part TV episode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the godawful pastelly uniforms they had in TMP :-S

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over a year ago


"I've been watching this for the last 30 minutes whilst recovering from the rigours of an afternoon nap. Crikey, I'm not sure if I'm still asleep. It is so underpowered. I'm waiting for something of note to happen.

Phasers set to stun.

Are there any fans of this film out there? "

Compared to today's film it is very dated x

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