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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The bastard snails and slugs are munching my sunflowers. This means war.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

salt n sneaky lil mofo's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to catch em first

Nippy little bastuds once they get going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to catch em first

Nippy little bastuds once they get going "

will ave you a slug v snail race winner takes all lmao

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex

Hot oil...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"salt n sneaky lil mofo's lol "
does anyone know if I put salt on the soil. Would that damage the flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"salt n sneaky lil mofo's lol does anyone know if I put salt on the soil. Would that damage the flowers? "
. Not to sure hun prob best to use slug pellets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Container of beer nearby should do the trick . .

They'll get pissed or drown!

Either way it'll be a good result

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Container of beer nearby should do the trick . .

They'll get pissed or drown!

Either way it'll be a good result "

will vodka red bull work. It's the source of most of my conversations in the forum tonight. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Container of beer nearby should do the trick . .

They'll get pissed or drown!

Either way it'll be a good result

will vodka red bull work. It's the source of most of my conversations in the forum tonight. Lol"

Vodka/redbull seems to have an effect on most things lol . But given the choice I'd choose beer every time

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham

Don't use slug pellets - birds eat the dead slugs and snails and then they get poisoned. Salt will damage the soil.

I've been waging a war on the buggers this week - I've found the best way is to water the garden in late evening, then go out while everything's still wet and catch them in the act. And... splat!

Then I leave them out for the birds.

Mr London thinks I've gone doolally when I wander around at midnight with my torch and my snail whacking stick - but I'll win the battle and the war!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't use slug pellets - birds eat the dead slugs and snails and then they get poisoned. Salt will damage the soil.

I've been waging a war on the buggers this week - I've found the best way is to water the garden in late evening, then go out while everything's still wet and catch them in the act. And... splat!

Then I leave them out for the birds.

Mr London thinks I've gone doolally when I wander around at midnight with my torch and my snail whacking stick - but I'll win the battle and the war!!!

"

damn I love my birds. hmmm. It's a competition amongst mates. Beer and babysitting it is

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Ask your local coffee shop if you can have the grounds and use as a mulch.

Anything gritty works, sand or crushed shells (as long as they're crushed fairly small) but coffee is biodegradable and cats won't try to use it like a litter tray.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Salt is not good for plants, so keep it away from them. At best it will dessicate them, like it does the slugs. There are iron based pellets that are animal safe, and work best if a little damp. Metaldehyde is the stuff used in most and to avoid. Check for iron based ones at garden centres, not wilko. Ok with wildlife and degrades as a plant benefit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer in an empty jam jar is effective, John Smiths bitter for example. Personally I think its the worst beer ever, after Watney's Red Barrel but the slugs and snails love it ... Unfortunately they drink so much they drown!!

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

Murderers all of you , fecking murderers , lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Murderers all of you , fecking murderers , lol "

Except me!

The coffee grounds don't kill them, they just can't cross them. Think cobbles when you're in you're highest, sluttiest fuckme shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garlic butter,,,,

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Garlic butter,,,, "

I know some people call them wall fruits but surely snails aren't vegetarian?

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough


"Garlic butter,,,, "

Brilliant.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Put some small gritty type shake around your flower beds as they cant move across it, it hurts their feet or something

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