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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Coming out of the canteen, minding my own business eating a macaroon when a bastard starling tried to land on my hand and steal it. I let out a loud shout and it fell in front of me. People around just stood by and watched as I kicked out and bravely fought it off.

Bastard!

Nobody steals my cake!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

that was a brave starling

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I`d wrestle you for a donut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were startled by a starling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got one kick in before it got away.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I got one kick in before it got away. "

You kicked a bird? Brute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They are all the same, kick em where it hurts. Thievin robbin bastards!

It was my cake and I was eating it!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A robin bird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time grab it by the throat and give it a damn good thrushing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure it wasn't a magpie attracted by your princess tiara

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

im confused .. was it a starling or a robin ... youll be no good on crimewatch

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"im confused .. was it a starling or a robin ... youll be no good on crimewatch"

You met them both at the London social!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"im confused .. was it a starling or a robin ... youll be no good on crimewatch"

He's not Eagle eyed.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I`d wrestle you for a donut "
id wrestle you for a donut .. and id let you win x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a seagull try to swallow a whole doughnut today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nature is fighting back. We'll have worms in our shoes soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damm a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush or so the saying goes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere

Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Mark (who is a ninja) says he can knock a Golden Eagle out with one punch.

That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A seagull mugged me once. Stole a roasting hot battered sausage right out of my hand, was an attack from behind so I didn't even see it coming. Near knocked out my friend sat next to me too. Was hungover as hell too, could have cried.

The other seagulls took my revenge however, it set it down as it was burning it's beak and about a million seagulls descended and tried to mug him for it, it was carnage lol.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

This is exactly why we need to vote UKIP. Send them back to their own country, thieving bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where will it all end I say?

I blame tippi hedren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone had a similar spat with a seagull and a pasty - think it might have been tina ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can understand a seagull but I am not the type of guy that a starling would normally feel confident attacking. I feel confident enough to more than hold my own against one of these Russian immigrants. Putin has a lot to answer for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of quail eggs.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Coming out of the canteen, minding my own business eating a macaroon when a bastard starling tried to land on my hand and steal it. I let out a loud shout and it fell in front of me. People around just stood by and watched as I kicked out and bravely fought it off.

Bastard!

Nobody steals my cake!"

Should of put it on its bill

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pesky fly by nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was doing you a favour. Macaroons are minging.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere

Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed"

If you keep kicking them how are they supposed to do the joyous mumuration of starlings?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't mean to sound bird ist but you see them everywhere

Flocks of starlings strutting around everywhere like they own the place. Fighting and arguing among themselves with no consideration for the people around them. They should flock off to where they came from ! It shouldn't be allowed

If you keep kicking them how are they supposed to do the joyous mumuration of starlings?"
nothing joyous about this bunch of marauding pilferers! If the all flocked off tomorrow it wouldn't be a moment too soon

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