FabSwingers.com forum: And they say single guys don't make an effort

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

Lol what if you now mail the lady and she has read this?

10 out of 10 for effort though dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol what if you now mail the lady and she has read this?

10 out of 10 for effort though dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you change your profile text?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is sex really that important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol what if you now mail the lady and she has read this?

10 out of 10 for effort though dude.

ABORT ABORT ABORT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you change your profile text? "

Little bits yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm impressed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"is sex really that important?

Yes it is

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Lol what if you now mail the lady and she has read this?

10 out of 10 for effort though dude.

.............. and we have a winner!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you change your profile text?

Little bits yeah "

You sound perfect. Had any luck?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort "
all that just to get ignored or unread deleted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you change your profile text?

Little bits yeah

You sound perfect. Had any luck? "

Only time will tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort all that just to get ignored or unread deleted

Haha yeah probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol mate....

Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking "

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol"

I'm scared to ask what you took out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

I'm scared to ask what you took out

Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.

Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.

Happy Days!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol mate....

Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft

No I wouldn't of had a single meet if that were true lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.

Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.

Happy Days!"

Good move though. I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

I'm scared to ask what you took out

Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde "

I can see where that could help you

I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol mate....

Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft

No I wouldn't of had a single meet if that were true lol "

Wow you put age range from 18 to 103 my great nan is available she has a good pulse too. Apart from that good profile good luck mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol mate....

Rule number 1 woman have mind bending powers and can see threw the computer in to your mind. It's called witch craft

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

I'm scared to ask what you took out

Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde

I can see where that could help you

I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries? "

Oh yeah I can see how chicks would prefer that but I love my spit fetish . I can't bring myself to lose it. Maybe take it out, message her, then put it back in once she read my profile and hope she doesn't notice. Hmm ill think about that one

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort "

Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?

Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort

Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?

Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2.

Yeah true. Small risk

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.

Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.

Happy Days!"

Ah is body & face pic would have been good too! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries? "

I tried that, the seeds got stuck in my teeth.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"So I have found someone who I think is hot. Before messaging I have increased my chances by reading her profile and adapting my profile to suit.

+changed my public pics to have mainly suit/smart pics

+I have changed profile text and said I am looking for integrity etc blah blah blah

+so I am no longer bi but straight

+only looking to meet females now

+I have even given up t.girls and couples

I now feel ready to message. Just showing that 1. Us single guys do make effort and 2. We are complete liars. But I think I get an A for effort

Question is.....has she seen your profile BEFORE you changed it and not sent you a message?

Just a thought as she may now have seen that you fall in to your own classification number 2.

Yeah true. Small risk "

I didn't use the word small

....after all I haven't met you or looked at you...yet lol

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By *itten-xxxWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hmmmm maybe your more suited to a fetish site but hey you sound very adventurous so good luck to you

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

you kidding?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

I'm scared to ask what you took out

Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde

I can see where that could help you

I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries?

or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"I was going to change mine to be witty and fun and entertaining.

Then I thought fuck it and uploaded a picture of Hugh Jackmans arse.

Happy Days!"
lol v good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit "

Stop giving people instructions on how to spit. There is only 'swallow' in this Dojo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you on that 1 mate. Not alot gets past a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit

Stop giving people instructions on how to spit. There is only 'swallow' in this Dojo."

I made a mistake,he wants to be spat on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has she blocked you yet!

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

She didn't have afull mouth then as it was on the table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

She didn't have afull mouth then as it was on the table

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hmmmm maybe your more suited to a fetish site but hey you sound very adventurous so good luck to you

Think someone logged onto Rude Tube/xhamster saw the category list and compiled his own "to do" list.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

She didn't have afull mouth then as it was on the table

oops I did also mean to say.... fook me I would have been annoyed if his cock was in my mouth & I could speak!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

She didn't have afull mouth then as it was on the table

oops I did also mean to say.... fook me I would have been annoyed if his cock was in my mouth & I could speak!

Mmmmm big mouthed fucker springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think some of your fantasy list might need tweaking

Yeah I can't give those up. I did tone them down a bit lol

I'm scared to ask what you took out

Nothing crazy just small things like looking for someone with dyed red hair. She blonde

I can see where that could help you

I'm thinking the spit fetish isn't going to go down well though. Maybe change it to a blowing tummy raspberries?

or when you're having sex with her pretend to sneeze in her face. If she doesn't complain make the next one a spit "

Marry me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think it's an excellent profile.

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By *ranthamThroatMan
over a year ago

Grantham.

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

Mmmmm the DNA results are you are a Neanderthal

Stop it! I just drooled my glass of wine all over the table as I couldn't swallow it lol

That's what she said

She didn't have afull mouth then as it was on the table

oops I did also mean to say.... fook me I would have been annoyed if his cock was in my mouth & I could speak!

Mmmmm big mouthed fucker springs to mind

LMAO you been looking at my pics? the 8x6.5 fully throated enjoyed many times...the 10x8 was a struggle though, every time, but worth the effort!...and I don't have a big mouth! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I dont mean to be rude or controversial but have i inadvertently made myself look like a thalidomide in my avatar?

You should have started your own thread with that. Would love to have seen the comments lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Me not so silly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me not so silly

Oh come on. Do it

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Big Daddy was quite an erotic wrestler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha Ha, love the profile! I wish you luck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big Daddy was quite an erotic wrestler

Would prefer big mama

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ha Ha, love the profile! I wish you luck!"

Don't need luck, just tactics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha Ha, love the profile! I wish you luck!

Don't need luck, just tactics

In reality its not tactics that gets people interested in you its if they perceive you to be attractive, interesting and find you likeable and ideally all three to get someone ready to meet though luck would be useful too for them to initially notice you.

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