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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts

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now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours

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well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets

catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts

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now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours

.

.

well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets

catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece "

Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts

.

.

now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours

.

.

well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets

catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece

Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like"

have the super soaker......sofa drenched....penny thinks it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the kitten has been terrorising me all fecking day.....I've taken the curtains down....bleached the dustpan....and applied antispetic to all my cuts

.

.

now the little fecker thinks it can just curl up and sleep...ready to start again in a few hours

.

.

well....Am away now to wake the git up and make sure it runs around...I have body armour,,,hard hat.....strudy footwear and gauntlets

catch you all tomorrow if I am still in one piece

Steve said... keep him awake with a water pistol so he knows what it is like

have the super soaker......sofa drenched....penny thinks it's hilarious "

Thats cruel man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You leave him alone, pooor defenceless kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You leave him alone, pooor defenceless kitten "

is he grey lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You leave him alone, pooor defenceless kitten

is he grey lol xxx"

not sure its the colour, its more a male thing as my daughter had a kitten called Alfie, a violent little thug that terrorised her house and bit her ex bf's cock whereas, Sophie, his sister is a right soppy cow and wouldnt hurt a flea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You leave him alone, pooor defenceless kitten "

He is squirting the poor little thing. no wonder its climbing the curtains lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Hey stu half the guys on here would kill for naughty pussy

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

castrate the little fecker lol that'll quieten him down

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"castrate the little fecker lol that'll quieten him down "
its a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"castrate the little fecker lol that'll quieten him down its a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

No job too tough!

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole

Want a playmate for her Stu?

Have 9 kittens, ready to leave home in 4 weeks. Can post one to you!!

They're big buggers too, they would keep her under control!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Stu's regular "penny tales" remind me of that email that did the rounds a while back, about the guy who tries to give the cat a pill lol!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

lol !! loving the updates on pennys antics .really cheering me up at the mpo !! keep em coming!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Want a playmate for her Stu?

Have 9 kittens, ready to leave home in 4 weeks. Can post one to you!!

They're big buggers too, they would keep her under control!!"

Can i have 1 plz a female pussy? lol lol

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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago

clacton on sea

hush, hush,

little boy upon the stair's

fur in hand

blood on mat

stuscotland

has murdered that cat

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By *ornyandnymphoCouple
over a year ago

poole


"Want a playmate for her Stu?

Have 9 kittens, ready to leave home in 4 weeks. Can post one to you!!

They're big buggers too, they would keep her under control!!

Can i have 1 plz a female pussy? lol lol "

Sorry don't think you're man enough to handle her, she's wild!!

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By *mcouple1Couple
over a year ago

nr warrington

skin it and have it on a butty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kitten on toast

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