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the wife asked me a question i dont know the answer to

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?

i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man guts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interesting question can't wait for the answer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A question I am sure many women have pondered over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your wife's is watching for when your about fart and sneaks one out at the same time making twice the smell and then blaming you for the whole deal

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"I think your wife's is watching for when your about fart and sneaks one out at the same time making twice the smell and then blaming you for the whole deal"

oooh, why didn't i think of this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's double bluffing you by asking the question in the first place, I'd keep an eye her if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats because women talk alot men are quiet and trapped gas rots...!!!!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

her tights act as a filter and then it just seeps out slowly

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"her tights act as a filter and then it just seeps out slowly "

Tights what are "tights??"

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

Because she's a lady. Ladies fluff and they smell of rose petals...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think your wife's is watching for when your about fart and sneaks one out at the same time making twice the smell and then blaming you for the whole deal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because bodies are different. Unless you are both built the exact same then of course things will be different. It's all to do with the way organs break down food and metabolism rates and stuff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because she's a lady obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a medical reason for farts smelling different when the same food has been eaten - rather sadly, I did the subject as an essay for part of my medical training. It's a very long answer, but in short, it depends how much air you breathe in as to how much methane and sulphur are dissipated through the individual, and which eventually emerge.

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"There is a medical reason for farts smelling different when the same food has been eaten - rather sadly, I did the subject as an essay for part of my medical training. It's a very long answer, but in short, it depends how much air you breathe in as to how much methane and sulphur are dissipated through the individual, and which eventually emerge. "

as interesting and informative as this answer is, i think christhegreek came up with an answer that i think is more accurate

women slip them out when men do and blame the bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?

i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help "

Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle

Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?

i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help

Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle

Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler "

ha ha, funny you should say that, she broke her wrist last week and i'm having to do all of the above, apart from the sex

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

she s doing silent but deadlies .. probably when your asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she wants to know why, when we eat and drink the same things in the same quantities all the time, why do my farts smell 50 times worse than hers ?

i dunno, maybe you fabsters can help

Its down to stress with the man going out with working to provide for his family and coming back home to do the cooking, washing,ironing, gardening and on top of that she wants sex on demand when she wants it and not when you fancy a bit whilst they stay at home watching loose women and jeremy kyle

Just putting on my tin hat whilst singing who do you think your kidding mr hitler

ha ha, funny you should say that, she broke her wrist last week and i'm having to do all of the above, apart from the sex "

The case for the defence rests its case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That made me laugh so much ! I said exactly the same thing to my hubby just the other day !!! I believe he's got a dead rat up his ass or something !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That made me laugh so much ! I said exactly the same thing to my hubby just the other day !!! I believe he's got a dead rat up his ass or something !"

He genuinely might have though???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That made me laugh so much ! I said exactly the same thing to my hubby just the other day !!! I believe he's got a dead rat up his ass or something !

He genuinely might have though??? "

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Your wife admits to not knowing something?

Just wow.

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