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By *ert69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Shropshire

Why r female's not flashing they gash or pant's anymore When ddriving????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos its dangerous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously..... seriously....omg ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyes should be on the road when driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just read the road rage thread and then opened this one

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Why should they? Not all women want to flash their gash...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've just read the road rage thread and then opened this one "

Is there an angry beaver on there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just read the road rage thread and then opened this one

Is there an angry beaver on there? "

No , there are gremlins though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it used to be quite common then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love flying down the motorway at 70 miles an hour trying to get a good look in a woman's car to see if she flaunted the flange. Caused no end of accidents but it was a real turn on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the warm weather it sweats, and they get a shaving rash and they get embarrassed.

Could also be the fact, they are but you have gone blind for perving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was supposed to be a not a dam you fat fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you imagine the smell??

Carnage!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why should they? Not all women want to flash their gash... "

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By *ert69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Did it used to be quite common then?"
Yes, I travel all over the uk, and up to about five year's ago I would get to see 2/3 females flashing us hornyttruckers

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Charming way with words there, chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why r female's not flashing they gash or pant's anymore When ddriving????

"

It's a printing error, that requirement was accidentally missed out of the current version of the Highway Code

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Gash is such a lovely, descriptive, flattering word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word gash always reminded me of the joke news headline after Jamie Carragher raked Nani with his studs.

"Rooney faints after seeing Nani's gash"

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Gash is such a lovely, descriptive, flattering word. "

Just another filter.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think the OP must have missed me driving with my bits up in the air, supported by pillows and me using a periscope to see the road ahead just to give the odd person a turn on

Sometimes a crude word can be a turn on. This isn't one of those times.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then? "

Did you do the theory or practical on manoeuvring into a dogging location?

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then?

Did you do the theory or practical on manoeuvring into a dogging location? "

Must admit failed first test wearing trousers, passed second time short skirt! Is that where he took me if I remember now the hand break was warm & squiggy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I cant remember that being part of my driving test? Has things moved on then? "

Oo'er is there really a driving test?

OMG....I better check this out.... yikes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gash is such a lovely, descriptive, flattering word. "

Shaking my head. Although acts as its own filter for people you never want to meet!

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By *onderballsMan
over a year ago

Funky Town

As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.

Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uflash.TV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.

Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash."

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm driving I'm too busy reading the forums and eating my lunch to flash my gash.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Gash Converters

Gash Generators

Gash for clothes

Theres a market out their, I already have a job but you can have those three for free. I'll even chuck in a free logo.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Im seriously considering having a wank before dinner.any sweaty or otherwise gash shots would probably take it from a run of the mill five out of ten to at least 7.. x x X

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

*another

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you do have one, how many will that be today?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"If you do have one, how many will that be today?"
im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x"

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath "

haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X"

Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.

We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X

Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.

We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious. "

Get a room.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X

Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.

We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious.

Get a room. "

You coming?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"If you do have one, how many will that be today? im not flirting with you gay boy x x X. Remember the bright coloury dancey thing you like is on tonight. x

You little heartbreaker.

I was just trying to work out between us who the biggest wanker is?

I'll bashing one out all over Shakira, it'll be on mute as not to put me off, you watch Pitbull turn up. It'll be like seeing ya Mum in the bath haha like your answer.now you have mentioned shakiras on im definitely saving myself for her..cheer pal.and i know your not gay. .maybe just a wee bit curious x x X

Only thing Im curious about is you my friend.

We need a new smiley a 'tongue poking out' one so people know we aint being serious. "

can someone remind me what and means.??

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By *onderballsMan
over a year ago

Funky Town


"As with everything there is a time and a place. On a quiet,straight motorway with a big distance between vehicles the professional truck driver can manage to take their eyes off the road for a few seconds without anyone crashing.

Sorry but a glimpse of anything is always welcome and I've never had a crash.

Yet. "

another 300 miles and still not crashed

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