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Duvet hoggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont you just love them not

My last meet hogged all my duvet. How do i get my own back on him suggestions please

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

send him to me i will sort him out

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Roll up in it like a sausage roll he will have no chance x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him sleep on the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JN is a bugger for this

Twice already this week I have woken up and been totally uncovered and unable to get the duvet back without wrestling with the semi concious mound by my side.

Thankfully, he's buggered off back to Liverpool for a couple of nights so I can have the duvet to myself for a bit.

Well ... unless the dog decides he is gonna hog it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Dont you just love them not

My last meet hogged all my duvet. How do i get my own back on him suggestions please"
Make him sleep outside.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Its my pet hate. I woke to find he had took the lot and wrapped right up to his neck to. And i gave my side of the bed up for him. Next time its war

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I'll fight to the death for my duvet....god help the man who tries to steal it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" How do i get my own back on him suggestions please"

Buy him his own 'themed' single duvet, I am thinking along the lines Star Wars or Torchwood or summat else geeky.

Wait til he dozes off, and then take a piccy of him, preferably open mouthed and dribbling and simply upload it the next time he 'hogs'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get over it thats what I say

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Piss the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My duvet, your welcome to...!! My side of the bed.....Not a chance...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Piss the bed. "

Actually lol to that..!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get over it thats what I say "

Well she can't get under it cos he's nicked it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Stand over him with a huge knife and a smile on your face and wake him up.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Draw on his face with a sharpie...preferably a cock and balls on his forehead.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shave off his eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shave off his eyebrows"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Draw on his face with a sharpie...preferably a cock and balls on his forehead. "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Shave off his eyebrows

"
Or actually, it would be funnier if you shaved just one off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JN is a bugger for this

Twice already this week I have woken up and been totally uncovered and unable to get the duvet back without wrestling with the semi concious mound by my side.

Thankfully, he's buggered off back to Liverpool for a couple of nights so I can have the duvet to myself for a bit.

Well ... unless the dog decides he is gonna hog it "

Lol funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always end up kicking the duvet off as I get to hot. So really I end up giving it away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" How do i get my own back on him suggestions please

Buy him his own 'themed' single duvet, I am thinking along the lines Star Wars or Torchwood or summat else geeky.

Wait til he dozes off, and then take a piccy of him, preferably open mouthed and dribbling and simply upload it the next time he 'hogs' "

Good idea thinking my daughter old barbie cover take a pic and put on my profile

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

You can have my bit of the duvet...i hate being hot in bed! (although I am hot in bed )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave off his eyebrows

Or actually, it would be funnier if you shaved just one off. "

and replaced it with a drawn on high arched one

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Shave off his eyebrows

Or actually, it would be funnier if you shaved just one off.

and replaced it with a drawn on high arched one "
In a red sharpie

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Set fire to it x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get over it thats what I say "

Typical male you are bet your a duvet hogger

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Bet you could get all the forum buttering up before your meet, like youre the best thing since sliced bread. Then he steals your duvet! He sleeps in the car or fucks off, if he has not mastered bedroom etiquette. Either that, or invite some gay mates to come and share the bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on his face till he begs for mercy

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

well if hogged all the blanket put your cold feet on him or find something just as cold instead

then saying that how many ladies do actually hog the covers all onto there side of the bed then moan when you snuggle up to them to get warm again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the heating on yer tight ass

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i love sharing and snuggling under a duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him sleep on the wet patch. I do that to all the girls.

All the buggers i've been with have hogged the duvet and then i end up with a cold and chesty cough for the new few days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him sleep on the wet patch. I do that to all the girls.

All the buggers i've been with have hogged the duvet and then i end up with a cold and chesty cough for the new few days!

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Not sure I understand the how from this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shave off his eyebrows

Or actually, it would be funnier if you shaved just one off.

and replaced it with a drawn on high arched one In a red sharpie "

You saw that woman in Southend high street as well

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