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By *eavenNhell OP   Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.

We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie, and put the cat in the back garden.

We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out of the door, the cat we had put out in the garden scooted back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie so my wife continued walking to the taxi while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the taxi, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the garden! .............She'd better not poo in the vegetable patch again!"

The silence in the Taxi was deafening

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By *aravancoupleMan
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love


"We were dressed and ready to go out for a Dinner & Theatre evening.

We turned on a 'night light', turned the answering machine on, covered our pet budgie, and put the cat in the back garden.

We phoned the local Taxi company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out of the door, the cat we had put out in the garden scooted back into the house.

We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to get at the budgie so my wife continued walking to the taxi while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat ran upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the taxi, my wife didn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night so, she explained to the taxi driver that I would be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."

A few minutes later, I got into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out. She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse downstairs and threw her out into the garden! .............She'd better not poo in the vegetable patch again!"

The silence in the Taxi was deafening"

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Brilliant! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading that has given me my first smile and giggle of the day...cheers!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is better than anything I have read in ages. People around me thought I was going into cardiac arrest I was laughing so hard

Thank you for sharing that

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By *picyspiregirlCouple
over a year ago

chesterfield

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Does your mother normally poo in the vegetable patch is what I would have asked if I was taxi driver

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Does she Hoover the lawn if so she's ill

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

T he(low)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha brilliant!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have actual tears on my cheeks from laughing so hard. Brilliant little anecdote!

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By *ofus71Couple
over a year ago

London

That seriously made me laugh, thanks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Frozen vegetables for you then

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

Glad to be of service guys x

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

By the way I do know it was the cat but I'm the taxi driver she don't know that I was a bus driver I've heard it all before x

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