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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Since Sky Remotes are the go to for men to proportion size to their appendages, I was wondering how women could help those men out in return.

If the Sky remote is the unofficial cock ruler, how can they be sure they are getting the correct size fanny aperture for their doleful cocks?

After all, you can't put a Sky Remote through a Dunkin' Donut ( well you can, but it's not good for either.)

Some subliminal clues in your photos would help.

A tea cup.

A jam jar.

A mop bucket.

Thanks in advance.

SU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl .. have wondered, and asked this before .. how about a loo roll inner, a piece of canneloni, a bit of hoover pipe ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tyre would suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A yawning donkey

Oooops I meant a straw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawning elephant, wizard's sleeve, welly boot? ??

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Bluetooth speaker?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A child's paddling pool...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tuba

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Wheat crunchie, Iceland prawn ring, funnel, windsock, The Albert Hall?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Now how am I supposed to measure my own? I need a nice hot guy to do it for me. And a few more just to check.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Dover Harbour?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Dover Harbour? "

Well, it's wet - and plenty of seamen pass through it every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mersey tunnel might be a subtle clue for some?

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By *sian_coupleukCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Black hole... Suck anything in with a certain radius!!!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

My big mouth t hehehe he(low)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wheat crunchie, Iceland prawn ring, funnel, windsock, The Albert Hall?"

Pmsl.. iceland prawn ring ......

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

oranges up to watermelons for boobies

Hairless to longhaired real cats next to pussy, while stroking of course..

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

There is an old joke that this post has reminded me of. 3 women are talking about the size of there Virginias. The one nips out to the back yard and returns with a bucket of sand filled right to the brim. "Right ladies squat on that and I'll measure the imprint says the lady". The first lady does just that and leaves a very good imprint that they measure. " 3 inches not bad" after flattening the sand the next women does the same and she comes in at 4 inches. The women who brought the bucket in takes her place and lowers herself down, gives herself a little wiggle. The other women are eager to measure the imprint and are ready with the tape measure but there is no imprint? "Do it again" they say "you haven't left a mark"! "smell the rim the lady says"

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"There is an old joke that this post has reminded me of. 3 women are talking about the size of there Virginias. The one nips out to the back yard and returns with a bucket of sand filled right to the brim. "Right ladies squat on that and I'll measure the imprint says the lady". The first lady does just that and leaves a very good imprint that they measure. " 3 inches not bad" after flattening the sand the next women does the same and she comes in at 4 inches. The women who brought the bucket in takes her place and lowers herself down, gives herself a little wiggle. The other women are eager to measure the imprint and are ready with the tape measure but there is no imprint? "Do it again" they say "you haven't left a mark"! "smell the rim the lady says" "
Brilliant

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By *ickedxxxCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham


"There is an old joke that this post has reminded me of. 3 women are talking about the size of there Virginias. The one nips out to the back yard and returns with a bucket of sand filled right to the brim. "Right ladies squat on that and I'll measure the imprint says the lady". The first lady does just that and leaves a very good imprint that they measure. " 3 inches not bad" after flattening the sand the next women does the same and she comes in at 4 inches. The women who brought the bucket in takes her place and lowers herself down, gives herself a little wiggle. The other women are eager to measure the imprint and are ready with the tape measure but there is no imprint? "Do it again" they say "you haven't left a mark"! "smell the rim the lady says" Brilliant"

Before I get jumped on yes I know I've spelt vaginas wrong lol

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire


"There is an old joke that this post has reminded me of. 3 women are talking about the size of there Virginias. The one nips out to the back yard and returns with a bucket of sand filled right to the brim. "Right ladies squat on that and I'll measure the imprint says the lady". The first lady does just that and leaves a very good imprint that they measure. " 3 inches not bad" after flattening the sand the next women does the same and she comes in at 4 inches. The women who brought the bucket in takes her place and lowers herself down, gives herself a little wiggle. The other women are eager to measure the imprint and are ready with the tape measure but there is no imprint? "Do it again" they say "you haven't left a mark"! "smell the rim the lady says" Brilliant

Before I get jumped on yes I know I've spelt vaginas wrong lol "

Its okay I spelt *from wrong, what the hell..

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