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That awkward moment...

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

When you look fine in front of the mirror then as soon as you take the pic you look like...

... A old mama with a big butt

What about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an old mama with a big butt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you both look mighty fine to me

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I am an old mama with a big butt "

So am I lol

In a cheeky mood today

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"you both look mighty fine to me "

And you're a sweet-talker privateparts

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Even worse when you look in the mirror and you've woken up looking like Billy Idol lol

D x

Busy doing my roots now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yes especially my selfies, I keep chucking them off.

I take comfort that maybe the camera adds 10 pounds per pic

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that bug me are the ones where the pic is a really good one but then you notice a something in the background that makes you look like dossers.

It is always somewhere that you can't crop without ruining the pic.

I took a great one of JN the other day, all suited n booted. Really good pic of him. With a stray coffee mug and a primark bag in the background

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just butt ugly

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think I take ok pics to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are both uncomfy in front of a camera and invariably hate the results.

Getting a pic of both of us together that we are BOTH happy with is proving to be a bit of an impossibility

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I'm just butt ugly "

No you are not!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am an old mama with a big butt

So am I lol

In a cheeky mood today "

who me never

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"you both look mighty fine to me "

Butt licker!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Lol yes especially my selfies, I keep chucking them off.

I take comfort that maybe the camera adds 10 pounds per pic

"

At least an inch per pic in my experience, sometimes several!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I always look bad in photos. I am entirely unphotogenic. I've frequently been told I look better in person and my photos don't do me justice.

I even had some professionally taken and I still don't look great in them.

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"The ones that bug me are the ones where the pic is a really good one but then you notice a something in the background that makes you look like dossers.

It is always somewhere that you can't crop without ruining the pic.

I took a great one of JN the other day, all suited n booted. Really good pic of him. With a stray coffee mug and a primark bag in the background "

Lol

Yeah seen a few funny backgrounds on here

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"The ones that bug me are the ones where the pic is a really good one but then you notice a something in the background that makes you look like dossers.

It is always somewhere that you can't crop without ruining the pic.

I took a great one of JN the other day, all suited n booted. Really good pic of him. With a stray coffee mug and a primark bag in the background "

I could probably photoshop it out, if you'd like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I could probably photoshop it out, if you'd like."

Thanks for the offer VV, but it's already been 'recycle binned'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you both look mighty fine to me

Butt licker! "

sometimes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The ones that bug me are the ones where the pic is a really good one but then you notice a something in the background that makes you look like dossers.

It is always somewhere that you can't crop without ruining the pic.

I took a great one of JN the other day, all suited n booted. Really good pic of him. With a stray coffee mug and a primark bag in the background

Lol

Yeah seen a few funny backgrounds on here "

Some I'd rather not see as well

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By *p4hornyfunCouple
over a year ago

bristol

My dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is nothing sweeter than a mama with a big butt ...

In my native country we have an expression which says something on the lines of "give the fine bread to those that appreciate it ..."


"I am an old mama with a big butt "

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My dad"

Him or her typing hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So do i. I've got chubby cheeks now which i need to get rid x

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By *awty Max OP   Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"there is nothing sweeter than a mama with a big butt ...

In my native country we have an expression which says something on the lines of "give the fine bread to those that appreciate it ..."

I am an old mama with a big butt "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I take a selfie its the only time I look like my passport pic

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