FabSwingers.com forum: Shit or shat?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Apologies for the nature of this thread,I need something settled

Do you say someone shit on my shoes?

Or someone shat on my shoes?

Don't even ask!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Shat. As the colloquial past participle.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I suspect both are correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shat on my shoes x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/06/14 22:02:38]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody took a shit on my shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shat on my shoes. If you said shit it would be like commanding someone to shit on your shoes, I think x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You say shitato I say shatato

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Shat. As the colloquial past participle."

This. A particular couple particularly participated in parties on principle. Hmmm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'who just shat on my shoes ?'

'Did you just shit on my shoes'

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shit Shat Shot Shut....but no Shet. Except Shetland....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a break, have a shit shat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anybody shit on someone else's shoes ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a break, have a shit shat."

Thats made me crack up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't weird is it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why would anybody shit on someone else's shoes ? "

A work hazard unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'who just shat on my shoes ?'

'Did you just shit on my shoes'

No! How very dare you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why would anybody shit on someone else's shoes ?

A work hazard unfortunately

That's a shitty job you have.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Somebody took a shit on my shoes.

I have to agree with Lib in this specific example. If someone is taking it then it's a shit. But replacing the verb (take) with the noun (shit) to create an adverb results in 'somebody shat on my shoes'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Somebody took a shit on my shoes.

Next time ill try to move before the shit turns into a shat

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Brightonsteve is a shit shag

So sayeth the ever truthful veri

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have a break, have a shit shat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the nature of this thread,I need something settled

Do you say someone shit on my shoes?

Or someone shat on my shoes?

Don't even ask!!

I want to know

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Shit.....only my dog shats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao at this

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

a cat shat in my shoes once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poo pooed. That's better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the correct term is shited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the correct term is shited"

Shat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't you make it slightly nicer, say 'pooped on my pumps'?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

My "complete bollocks" thread wasn't as mad as this and i got 4days solitary

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Actually, it's defecated.

Dirty bastards.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Actually, it's defecated.

Dirty bastards. "
as in defecated coconut?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"Shat. As the colloquial past participle."

More like the passed participle...

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"Actually, it's defecated.

Dirty bastards. as in defecated coconut?

You made me check my spelling then, you bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spat shit...or did I shat spit?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I've already tried to break the matrix for the answer but so far no luck

do we

tongue the dung ?

dung the tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

According to the Bristol Stool chart someone had a large 4 over ones shoes..

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Apologies for the nature of this thread,I need something settled

Do you say someone shit on my shoes?

Or someone shat on my shoes?

Don't even ask!!

Its quite easy really, the present tense of the verb to shit:

I shit

You shat

They shot.

Of course if you want the past or future tenses then you will need an advanced course in the language of shite.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

"Why would anybody shit on someone else's shoes ? "

Its more polite than shitting in them!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

A bird shat on my car tonight. A big, go faster stripe on the window.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I wanted a poo can i shit on your shoe?

You shat on my shoe you shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the OP has shit taste in shows anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think in the event someone has just taken a dump on your shoes, you are automatically forgiven any grammatical error and can say whichever you wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apologies for the nature of this thread,I need something settled

Do you say someone shit on my shoes?

Or someone shat on my shoes?

Don't even ask!!

neither one poo's on someones shoes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im loving the comments on this thread

They aren't shit at all

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dumped on your pumps .. strained on your trainers... dropped some veg on your wedges .. poo on your shoe

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By *istress loves purpleCouple
over a year ago

amongst the fairy dust

This thread has definitely made me giggle this morning thanks guys and girls

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