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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The water squirting in the road rage thread and comments made me smile a little so got me thinking what was the most bad ass thing the rest of you had done? (legal of course)

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Ha

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Only been to bingo once and as a dare I shouted a false 'House'. The grannies went nuts at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wore shorts in a French swimming pool.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I jump the disinfectant bit your feet go in at pool

fuck that verUKa juice

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once borrowed a library book and never returned it

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Flashed my pussy in public !!

Whilst not upsetting young children and unsuspecting people in the area..

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I taped ten pencils together specially to do my lines at school

i must not be a smart cunt

i must not be a smart cunt

i must not be a smart cunt

I must not be a smart cunt

i must not be a smart

etc

etc

etc

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By *inky pWoman
over a year ago

leicester

Held a partners nose to stop him snoring,he then swolled his tongue an I had to do the hynic maneuver to stop him choking to death. Not a move ill be trying ever again let me tell ya lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes. "

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to jump hedges with my friends

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

I called people I socialised with in the past mates. What was I thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore shorts in a French swimming pool. "

I used to hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore shorts in a French swimming pool.

I used to hate that. "

I got really told off and got a 48 hour ban.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure really. I always look back fondly upon beating the shit out of a lad at school cos he nicked my ball.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Not sure really. I always look back fondly upon beating the shit out of a lad at school cos he nicked my ball. "

Sure I've caused brain damage to the point people's personality has changed. Looking back. Every child I hit whilst at school. They have turned from someone who liked to mouth off, but that's their limit. Now they take drugs and have been known to slap women around . That has to be a coincidence.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't "
I am ashamed to say I did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did. "

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a fire staff

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By *exynurse111Couple
over a year ago

Warwickshire

Left the teabag in my mug while I drank my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once shag under a weeping willow tree... In someone's front garden. On my way home from town..Hey it was dark. Hope the passers by didn't get a glimpse.

Swapped my green bins with my neighbours when ours was full.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the only thing ive ever nicked in my life - and im shamed to this day for it - a packet of lockets when the all night pharmacy opened up for my flatmate emergency tablets - we were skint and my throat was very sore - no excuse tho -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ate 4 shredded wheat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did. "

That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum's got a bad ass.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did.

That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that "
I am deeply ashamed, but its a weight off sharing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did.

That's unforgivable. Not even an Essex girl like me would do that "

You sure nanna

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world

Played "BOGIES" with my kids in a supermarket

For those that don't know and think we went round wiping !!! NO I'm not that bad !!!! It was a Game played by Dick and Dom in da Bungalow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys certainly put Chuck Norris to shame (don't let him know I said that though).

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By *iss Chievous1Woman
over a year ago

my world


"You guys certainly put Chuck Norris to shame (don't let him know I said that though). "

Oooh !!!! I'm telling !!!

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Played "BOGIES" with my kids in a supermarket

For those that don't know and think we went round wiping !!! NO I'm not that bad !!!! It was a Game played by Dick and Dom in da Bungalow. "

Actually they went round supermarkets too doing that. Check it on YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger an my mate slept over I sprinkled fibreglass around his neck and in his armpit whilst he was sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While singing at the Albert Hall with my school choir some of us substituted the word nobis for knobbies

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

used to do the football trick where you half fill a 'normal looking' ball with sand and leave it outside the local pub..

the amount of wannabe Bobby Charlton, Geoff Hurst or George Best who saw it and took a run up to hoof it then howled in pain as the did was hilarious..

happy days..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs that was quite fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes. "

Words fail me

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me "
Don't you start on me as well, it was the late 80s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me "

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

tried to drown a lad who beat my little brother up when I was a kid,big brother pulled me off him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried to drown a lad who beat my little brother up when I was a kid,big brother pulled me off him "

Ohhhh remind me not to piss you off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tried to drown a lad who beat my little brother up when I was a kid,big brother pulled me off him "

Raced a police car as stupid speeds thinking it was my mate chasing me. Foolish and irresponsible but I was only 18 at the time

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you


"tried to drown a lad who beat my little brother up when I was a kid,big brother pulled me off him

Ohhhh remind me not to piss you off! "
im a pussycat now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it? "

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I wil up the ante

put the central heating on just to keep my coffee warm on top of one radiator

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 "
Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours? "

Don't make her type it. It's gross

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours?

Don't make her type it. It's gross "
Now I want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me Don't you start on me as well, it was the late 80s. "

was there a matching handbag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours?

Don't make her type it. It's gross Now I want to know. "

I'm now giggling because Ryan thinks it's gross I love it and it isn't bad it's just different.

I did hit my brother over the head with my arm which just happened to be in plaster at the time

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

swam with whale sharks

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours?

Don't make her type it. It's gross Now I want to know.

I'm now giggling because Ryan thinks it's gross I love it and it isn't bad it's just different.

I did hit my brother over the head with my arm which just happened to be in plaster at the time "
Thats not the gross thing....whats the gross thing?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Im not mentioning the ferret again but i sold a jack Russell for continuity pissing on my head and shoulders because it was so glad to see me

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Im not mentioning the ferret again but i sold a jack Russell for continuity pissing on my head and shoulders because it was so glad to see me "
fuck if i had only known i would have got big money for that dog now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wore american tan tights. O the shame

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Wore american tan tights. O the shame "
Nooooooooooo thats worse than mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I also nicked someone's green cardboard tub yesterday after the bin men had been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

Words fail me

Ha moody I know can you fecking believe it?

Nope , in fact I've had to lie down as it's really knocked me for 6 Come on then, be badass.....your turn...whats yours?

Don't make her type it. It's gross Now I want to know.

I'm now giggling because Ryan thinks it's gross I love it and it isn't bad it's just different.

I did hit my brother over the head with my arm which just happened to be in plaster at the time "

Did you ever stick things down the cast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wore american tan tights. O the shame Nooooooooooo thats worse than mine! "

I know fem. I needed therepy.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A lad was mean to me and my sisters and parents were out. Hitting him with this long thick poker didnt do much, so I stuck it in the fire for a bit, to get it glowing and repeated. We had peace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as a teenager , i stole my blind neighbours milk from his doorstep and then watched out of the window while he tried to find it , I have since found god and stopped wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wore american tan tights. O the shame "

pop sox would be worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tumbled dried a t-shirt that was not allowed in the dryer, BAADDDD TO THE BONE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought tickets to see Prince tomorrow night at £250 a pop...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told a guy in a loud voice in the pub he looked nothing like his pictures to the point I thought he was the granddad then walked out. I was only telling the truth though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had the cheesecake and the profiteroles

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

With dessert, was asked if ice cream, curtard or cream with it. Had all three with that lovely piece, think it was apple pie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I climbed a 400ft rock face with no rope.

I was a bit young amd daft then lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat on a bank raider with another customer till the police arrived

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Played a game of Russian Roulette - not by choice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shagged a girl in the toilets of a night club in Zante. Only to come out and be greeted by the announcement of the dj and every one patting me on the back ( which I must say hurt cause of sun burn lol) the girl left in a hurry red faced but I'd become jack the lad happy days club 18-30 ( sitting reminiscing now ) if that girl reads this get in touch wolvo has a good night life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played a game of Russian Roulette - not by choice though."

That must have been a truly horrific ordeal..

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I once walked up to a very recent ex in a nightclub, took the full pint out of his hand and poured it over his head then handed him back the empty glass.

Which I later had a moment about when one of the bouncers told me that he was well known for gbh and abh and had served time and hadn't anyone mentioned it to me . Apparently the bouncers were all amazed I didn't get glassed!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria


"Played a game of Russian Roulette - not by choice though.

That must have been a truly horrific ordeal.. "

Yes it was - the shock of it only really hit me afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumped out of bed starkers, to confront a burglar. He scarpered. I think it was my erection that scared him.

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Bowes Incline

Can't possibly say because you said that it had to be legal

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

Sneaked into a fire station and sat in the fire engine with a fireman... Then sneaked out!

Not that badass but very funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got punched in the face by a guy with rings on every finger, while in a mosh pit, and lived to tell the tale. No stitches needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Removed my Pantie's in Asda because they were killing me

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs


"I used to jump hedges with my friends "

Are you a horse in your spare time? (Lucky jockey! LOL) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trespassed on a farmer's field once, when I was younger. The farmer saw us, chased us and shot my male mate in the ass with a pellet gun!! Haha, those were the days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The water squirting in the road rage thread and comments made me smile a little so got me thinking what was the most bad ass thing the rest of you had done? (legal of course) "

Am glad you found it funny

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I've been known to go a lil cra cra from time to time.

This one time I made a Pot Noodle and left it for only 30 seconds before eating. Another time I cooked Oat So Simple in like 3 fucking minutes instead of the regulation 2 mins.

There are other stories but I daren't say them on a public forum. Suffice to say I am VERY experimental in the kitchen.

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Bowes Incline


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears! "

WOW - respect

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Nicked a pink shrimp out of Woolworths pick n mix!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Tricked someone into eating a full bar of laxitive chocolate then cried with happiness at the outcome for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.

Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.

It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.

Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.

It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.

"

I smiled at that but surely you offered to help get it back on the road?

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

As an act of sweet revenge for a boy I've never met, I broke a Swans wing with my arm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wore black stockings wuth white shoes.

I don't believe you. Tell me you didn't I am ashamed to say I did. "

That's it me and you are through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put itching powder in my brothers boxer draw after he slept with my best mates mum lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once spent the afternoon completely randomly rearranging the item price labels in a supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As an act of sweet revenge for a boy I've never met, I broke a Swans wing with my arm! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once spent the afternoon completely randomly rearranging the item price labels in a supermarket. "

This made me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wiped a bogey on the back of ma cousin's blazer

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I put itching powder in my brothers boxer draw after he slept with my best mates mum lol"

I put Fiery Jack in the crotch of a blokes pants in the football changing rooms once. The plonker ran straight back in the showers to get it off, which made it 10 times worse. Can still see him hoppity hopping now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ooh forgot one. Was in the middle section of a seven seater taxi and was sick out the window. The rear window was open and it all flew back in, right in my mates face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I replaced my m8s brylcreem with immac when he was a bit of a rocker that was a sight the next morning when he woke with his pillow full of hair

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a couple for face pics and just sent a reply of LMAO.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I asked a couple for face pics and just sent a reply of LMAO. "

You focker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once spent the afternoon completely randomly rearranging the item price labels in a supermarket.

This made me "

I did find a certain amount of satisfaction they where horrible to work for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.

Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.

It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.

"

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of these are more douchbaggery rather than badass.

Hurting animals and such? Come on...

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"A lot of these are more douchbaggery rather than badass.

Hurting animals and such? Come on... "
gang raped a cow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I asked a couple for face pics and just sent a reply of LMAO. "

Yes and we still have that REPLY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many moons ago one of the neighbours bought a brand new original mini. Then spent as much time as he could to rub our faces in it cos he thought he was better than the rest of us.

Myself and a few friends waited one night and picked it up and put it into his front garden over the wall.

It took him a week to work out how to get it back out again without damaging it.

I smiled at that but surely you offered to help get it back on the road? "

We would have done but he was threatening the police etc so didn't see the funny side of it. We all kept quiet and let him suffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is classed as badass? I think im probably rather lame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did put cocktail sticks inside my brothers crash helmet yrs ago when we were teenagers so that when he pulled it over his head they stuck in his head

That was probably a revenge attack for something though

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"A lot of these are more douchbaggery rather than badass.

Hurting animals and such? Come on... "

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire


"I did put cocktail sticks inside my brothers crash helmet yrs ago when we were teenagers so that when he pulled it over his head they stuck in his head

That was probably a revenge attack for something though "
holy shite Thats dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

WOW - respect "

Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

WOW - respect

Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief "

Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

WOW - respect

Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief

Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way. "

Doh! Blonde moment!

That must have been terrifying!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

While in a supermarket looking at kids toys I farted, hells bells did it ever stink!

So, as you do, a gave a kid stood next to me a really filthy look. His mum looked round at that instant and took a wiff of the air... and slapped him a good'n PMSL

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

While in a supermarket looking at kids toys I farted, hells bells did it ever stink!

So, as you do, a gave a kid stood next to me a really filthy look. His mum looked round at that instant and took a wiff of the air... and slapped him a good'n PMSL

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Twice in the same day

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Starting threads

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Starting threads "

Think before you type?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kept farting on a packed long haul flight and just kept smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saving a friends life who was just stabbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Took on fifty zombies with nowt but a garden hoe.

They lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beat up chuck norris

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire


"Starting threads

Think before you type?"

If only you knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beat up chuck norris "

You win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't decide what stuff is bad ass or plain stupid. :-/

Properly 99% STUPID! :$

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

WOW - respect

Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief "

Think you mis read that.. he had the barrel in MY face. I stuck my fingers in and pushed... yes of coyrse i was scared but i was also furious and sick to the back teeth of the shit... something had to give. He got counselling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs that was quite fun.

"

Went shootin womp rats on tattooine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marched a bully backwards with my fingers shoved in the barell of a shotgun sayin go on.. do it! Long story I aint sharin but he pushed me too far and i didn give a rats ass bout consequences. Anyway, he just crumpled .. sat on the floor and burst into tears!

WOW - respect

Respect for shoving the barrel of a shotgun into someones face? Good grief

Read it again , I think the gun was pointing the other way.

Doh! Blonde moment!

That must have been terrifying! "
beyond terrifying.. still gives me shudders to think how it couldve gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had marmite on toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had marmite on toast "

Won't be kissing you then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had marmite on toast

Won't be kissing you then "

Yeah you will

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