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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store

to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco

and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.

So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.

;)

xxx

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By *ickstartmyheart103Man
over a year ago

near the east coast

The old one's are the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to chemists asked for condoms with five teats woman said why do you want them with five teats i said because i wanted them to fit me like a glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the chemist and asked for 100 extra large condoms.

The assistant muttered fuck me !

I said make that 101 then.

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over a year ago

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