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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We have just had the Police to our door.

Through the night some Bastard has stolen the number plates off our car,to use on there own car identical to ours, they've then went and filled up at the services and pissed off without paying ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg what a shit thing to happen.. are they making you pay for it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very enterprising of them !

Ello, ello, ello

So where were you at 02:30 this morning then Sir ?

Just what ya want when ur tucking into your cornflakes.

Hope it all turns out well for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought 'that's terrible. Cheeky sods!' and then saw you were from the north east and thought 'Typical!'

Hope you managed to convince the cops though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg what a shit thing to happen.. are they making you pay for it? "
No they've caught the couple in question,they caught them about 15 miles away following CCTV, but were astounded by what folk will do these days,its only a 1.2 Micra for fook sake, filling it up costs about £40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is quite funny

All that agro for a tank of petrol though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky sods hope they find them

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

You've got to admire the thought process, but cheeky gits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the police return your number plates or are they now evidence?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

You could get a lot of petrol in a wheelie bin!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

someone with a fetish..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

someone with a fetish..?"

Perhaps they wanted wheely wheely good sex where no one else has bin

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

someone with a fetish..?

Perhaps they wanted wheely wheely good sex where no one else has bin "

3-2-1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

someone with a fetish..?

Perhaps they wanted wheely wheely good sex where no one else has bin

3-2-1"

Dusty bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

someone with a fetish..?

Perhaps they wanted wheely wheely good sex where no one else has bin

3-2-1

Dusty bin "

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work at a petrol station and this happens quite a lot. As soon as we and the police stop these people, they always come up with another scam.

If someone were to steal someone's plate to use in a 'drive off' and put onto an almost identical car, the model and the year of car is always checked against the plate and any descriptions of the people involved. So I shouldn't worry if it happened to you.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Oh my! Bastards! ... Here in London if you get petrol at night there are loads of garages who insist you pay the money up front cos people were filling up and driving off.... Signs on loads if pumps etc ( usually after midnight )

Unbelievable what lengths people go to! ( scuse the punn!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had the old parasol out of my patio table nicked. Couldnt stop fucking laughing. It was one night when it was torrential rain so they probably used it to keep dry

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

I used to

The idea was to nick a load of them and put them all in someone's garden. They open their curtains and see a wheelie bin convention taking place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

mine were full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

Any of your neighbours going to a festival? Lots of people use them to transport all their clobber from the carpark to the campsites...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins? "

Never been downhill wheelie bin racing then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did the police return your number plates or are they now evidence? "
no we got our plates straight back as they caught the couple bang to rights the cctv footage is as clear as day

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I'm sure it's quite annoying for you both but I can't help sniggering at the sadness of it all.

Such humans, very losers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had my wheelie bins stolen yesterday I mean who the fuck steals wheelie bins?

"

We had ours stolen once.

The refuse collector came to the door and said "where ya bin"

I said " I've been on holiday"

They replied " no, where ya wheelie bin"

To which I said "I've really been on holiday".

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