FabSwingers.com forum: why so hard ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The normal ones can't be licked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because you are under 6' . Apparently if you are under 6' then then you are not suitable for many of the 'curvy' ladies on here. They are perfect and so should you be ! Miaow !! Lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

We heard you the first time

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "
Have you tried lollipopfetish dot com?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are real people here you just haven't found them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read the title "why so hard?" Thought you had taken to much Viagra lol.....

As for your question ....simples...it isn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normal and love being licked

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "

Well being called names is going to get my knickers moist....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Define normal and I'll get back to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

Well being called names is going to get my knickers moist....

It does me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are real people here you just haven't found them

And not likely to is my guess. I'll crawl back under my shell like the fake weirdo I am

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

They tend to get fedup&frustrated constantly licking . .throw in a bit of cock and your in box will fill up quicker than a vulva at a gangbang

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

Well being called names is going to get my knickers moist....

It does me

Lol, that's a point.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "

you could be right but then again you could also be wrong..

in our experience we have not met any fakes..

weirdo's yes but we quite like that in folks..

one gets out what one puts in so to speak.

stay positive perhaps..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

Well being called names is going to get my knickers moist....

hi strange person..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just to throw our bit in.

Maybe they want to be licked, but just not by you?

The site is not full of fakes, however there are a lot of weirdo single guys on here who think that because a couple are on here that means they are up for anything with anyone.

Just speaking how we have found.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "

Way back in the dark ages of my school years, I was called a lesbian once as I said no to a guy. Which I obviously was because I could not be into men if I wasn't into him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

some interesting posts

by normal I obviously mean a hot,sexy, perverted, sexmad lady who swallows .....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your opening gambit is can I lick you then maybe that's where you're going wrong.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Because you are under 6' . Apparently if you are under 6' then then you are not suitable for many of the 'curvy' ladies on here. They are perfect and so should you be ! Miaow !! Lol "
after you with the saucer of milk! Lol

ps .... Never knew that?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure, but even harder to fuck one lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. I consider myself to be normal...... Well most of the time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

my chat up line is not that bad .... I ask if you would like a fuck ..... if yes, great, if the answer is no then I ask if you mind lying down whilst I have one x LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should like to apologise for my last post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

Way back in the dark ages of my school years, I was called a lesbian once as I said no to a guy. Which I obviously was because I could not be into men if I wasn't into him.

Yeah you Lezzie .... nah nah na nah na

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"some interesting posts

by normal I obviously mean a hot,sexy, perverted, sexmad lady who swallows .....lol"

If that was normal, common behaviour for women, FabSwingers wouldn't have quite as many single men on it.

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason the Lyrics to smooth operator keep popping into my head

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

smooth operator ...... well I am shaved but not a gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you swallow?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?"

Is that all you have to offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"smooth operator ...... well I am shaved but not a gimp

Maybe you should try it sometime, Us Gimps get the ladies who swallow

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my chat up line is not that bad .... I ask if you would like a fuck ..... if yes, great, if the answer is no then I ask if you mind lying down whilst I have one x LOL

Not grown out of that one yet??

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my chat up line is not that bad .... I ask if you would like a fuck ..... if yes, great, if the answer is no then I ask if you mind lying down whilst I have one x LOL

Not grown out of that one yet??

I like that, us woman can use that too

LOL"

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "

Most of them being single males been on here over a year and no meet .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not normal, but like to be licked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?"

because your 'legal notice' on your profile is longer than your actual profile perhaps?

you should put up a thread asking for advice on your profile....seriously, we love those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should like to apologise for my last post

It's ok x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?"

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?"

Normal women are a bit complex. You need to be searching get ya frikken shizzle on women - they are much more open to licks

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos

Way back in the dark ages of my school years, I was called a lesbian once as I said no to a guy. Which I obviously was because I could not be into men if I wasn't into him.

Yeah you Lezzie .... nah nah na nah na

I am going to tell my mum on you!

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Maybe they want to be licked, but just not by you?

I think that answer works well for any of the whiny questions:

They do meet, just not with you

They do like anal, just not with you.

They do enjoy sucking cock, just not yours.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Too hard?

Hmmm could be swollen, try applying ice.

If that doesn't work perhaps it's frozen. Try warming it up a bit.

Hope that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?"

It's an effort thing. Put it in, you'll get something back. Don't bother and you'll be in the forums moaning about how hard it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"why is it so hard to find a normal woman on here that likes to be licked ?

It's an effort thing. Put it in, you'll get something back. Don't bother and you'll be in the forums moaning about how hard it is. "

Different people like different things. All because someone doesn't like something that someone may consider 'normal', doesn't mean someone is abnormal, fake or weird. You just have to try harder what does it for some people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the site is full of fakes and weirdos "

This glitch can be solved by the following work around.

1. Click on Account

2. Click on Delete Profile and confirm.

3. Go outside and meet real people.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

*Puts on best Joker voice*

Why so serious?!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I think my girlfriend's really insensitive.

Either that or I'm not licking it right.

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