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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I swallowed an icecube whole and I haven't popped it out. I think it might be stuck. Will I need an operation?

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

Drink a really hot coffee , that will melt it then you will be ok..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What shape was it?

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Squeeze really hard and it might turn into a diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need something stuck down your throat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Have you tried putting some heated hair tongs up your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swallowed........ whats the difference between love,lust and perversion ?????

spit,swallow and gargle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recommend a pre-frontal lobotomy - although I would prefer a free bottle in front of me

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

If its a glass one you're fucked..well your arse will have to shit out a square cube though a round hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works "

You been watching Allo Allo again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"go to the bathroom with a wet lettuce, lock the door, turn out the light and repeatedly slap yourself around the face with it for 39.2 seconds...it really works

You been watching Allo Allo again?"

im a 90's fella, I was brought up on biker mice from mars and zap

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard


"you need something stuck down your throat "

That won't work. He need to go via the back route

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you need something stuck down your throat

That won't work. He need to go via the back route "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guzzle down a Bottle of Vodka followed by a Lemon, Jump up n down and let nature take its course.

Gimp **Hic**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a blow torch on your arse

Will melt the cube so it passes though the round hole

Will also remove unwanted hairs too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What shape was it?

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A cube would be a good guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use a blow torch on your arse

Will melt the cube so it passes though the round hole

Will also remove unwanted hairs too. "
hair removal sounds scary

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

a nice scotch might ease it through

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Put your cock into the vacuum's pipe end. The suction will cause friction in your stomach, melting it, allowing you to piss it out. Dont piss into the vac though - as assuming that you do home cleaning - each clean will leave your room smelling of stale urine. If you shoot your load, the same applies too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Expert advice

Not sure it will work for me though

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