FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Products on the Market...

By *eKoople OP Couple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

There are some products on the market that should never have been invented, due to the fact, they don't work...

The first on my list has to be hair loss products, the box of magic that makes your hair grow back even when you've not had hair for the past 20+ years.

What's your favourite useless product?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Carrots. They are meant to make you see in the dark. It's bollocks, I tried it last week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots. They are meant to make you see in the dark. It's bollocks, I tried it last week. "

Wrong carrots, you need the funny shaped ones. They work for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

diet branded food. Huge con.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Anything from the Innovations catalogue. It was rubbish!

Has anyone bought any JML thingy? The shower foot-scrubber looks alarming.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Carrots. They are meant to make you see in the dark. It's bollocks, I tried it last week.

Wrong carrots, you need the funny shaped ones. They work for me."

Do you eat them or do you do stuff you wouldn't tell your mother with them?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New curved flat screens, steer clear of Samsung curved 50inch, impulse buying tragedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coleslaw... just nasty stuff

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Tampax. I still can't play tennis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sundials......when it's pissing down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Carrots. They are meant to make you see in the dark. It's bollocks, I tried it last week.

Wrong carrots, you need the funny shaped ones. They work for me.

Do you eat them or do you do stuff you wouldn't tell your mother with them?"

I wouldn't tell my Mother anything anyway

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Has anyone bought any JML thingy? The shower foot-scrubber looks alarming."

I didn't buy one but received one as a present... sadly from my oldest friend whom I thought knew me really well!

As to alarming things - has anyone seena Corksicle?? - I received one of those as a present too (from the same friend!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

solar powered torches

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

Anti aging cream. Just apply some polyfiller if you're that desperate to deny your wrinkles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stain removers.... how did people ever have clean clothes before adding a combination of scoopfuls of assorted products into their washing machines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Energy saving bulbs, dim as George Bush, never last that long and full of nasties that can't be recycled. A con.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit."
. .aah Thats my first giggle today. .

low voltage new age twisty bulb things,seen more light from a fuckin match.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Energy saving bulbs, dim as George Bush, never last that long and full of nasties that can't be recycled. A con."
ah my third eye inadvertently read your mind sorry

happens all the time

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

A set of love eggs.... Blooming rubbish ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PRINTERS AND CARTRIDGES !!!!

ESPECIALLY HP

not that I hate the damn thing

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

"Anything from the Innovations catalogue. It was rubbish!

Has anyone bought any JML thingy? The shower foot-scrubber looks alarming."

Bought it for my 85 year old mum last Xmas. She said her friend had one used it once and it was rubbish. It's still in the Christmas wrapping!!! .

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

I may put her in a home should she continue to be so bloody ungrateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stain removers.... how did people ever have clean clothes before adding a combination of scoopfuls of assorted products into their washing machines?"

enzymes like those found in biological washing powders, theve been used for years, enzymes de-nature at high temperatures and become inactive a lower temperatures now theres crazy amounts of washing powders that are made to be used in cold cycles, Technology these days eh

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By *extoysareusCouple
over a year ago

kinky heaven

Any that need to advertise

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Swiss army shovels

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Fucking torches you power with your hand continually pressing the fucking thing so hard just to get a fucking wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes but think of the valuable wrist excercise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" A set of love eggs.... Blooming rubbish .. "

You supposed to stick them up your foofee, not boil them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solar garden lights. Fuckers come on when everyones inside and its bed time. Looks lovely for the hedgehogs

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By *xpresMan
over a year ago

Elland

Iphone huge con your all just Apples bitches pull down your pants n get fucked....

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Toilet brush sets,unless you throw away after use.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Any that need to advertise"

So you don't buy anything that is advertised?

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

How about Windows 8??

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I dint get this jive heating app thing that let's yoi control your heating at home.....surely that's what the timer is for??

I get quite angry when I see/hear the advert. Plus the song is shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predictive text

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Predictive text "
i hate predictive textiles to6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit."

I drink lots of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit."

I drink lots of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just for men Wtf is that all about lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I dint get this jive heating app thing that let's yoi control your heating at home.....surely that's what the timer is for??

I get quite angry when I see/hear the advert. Plus the song is shit. "

I quite like the rubbish song. I struck me as strange app.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit.

I drink lots of that

Crocks of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Decaffeinated coffee...what a crock of shit.

I drink lots of that

Crocks of shit?

Apparently yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory Foam Mattresses, I told it to wake me at 6 n it Forgot

Gimp

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Just for men Wtf is that all about lol"
Dont know if it is a wank aid, or hair colourant. Why hair dye for blokes is more expensive than our hair dyes is beyond me - unless you have a mullet, ala peter stringfellow etc, then you should be charged less, not more, for just a micro sized fake colour touch up. Probably better than a rug that some choose though.

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

" A set of love eggs.... Blooming rubbish ..

You supposed to stick them up your foofee, not boil them

Ohh I knew I was doing something wrong

Um where exactly is my " foo fee ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet brush, fucking awful invention, tried it once and went straight back to using paper.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Memory sticks and cards- none of them fit sockets in my head. Agree on innovations catalogue stuff, utter crap.

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Toilet brush, fucking awful invention, tried it once and went straight back to using paper."

And on that note are they getting shorter and shorter each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum."

you were passionate about her earler man....no wonder she was in the garden burning that ass pic earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

male 'makeup'

the ointments amd mousturisers and various other nonesense they've re packaged and branded in some macho packaging and given a cool name like 'studman...ice edition' to double the size of the market for those little twenty quid pots of scent or whatever crap they're trying to hawk that week.....

oh, and elecric windows on the car....do my head in! every single time i take the keys out of the ignition then have to put them back in to wind the windows up...what was wrong with a winder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New curved flat screens, steer clear of Samsung curved 50inch, impulse buying tragedy

Please tell us more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stain removers.... how did people ever have clean clothes before adding a combination of scoopfuls of assorted products into their washing machines?"

I know salt added to water take blood stains out of clothes

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Diet , I tried one once and it tasted like shit and didn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jogging pants.

How fat many people do you see on a Thursday stood in a queue at the post office waiting for their giro with jogging pants on ?

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By *eKoople OP Couple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Anti aging cream. Just apply some polyfiller if you're that desperate to deny your wrinkles. "

Anti aging products are certainly on the same line with hair loss kits.

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