FabSwingers.com forum: Birthday gifts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? "
A framed Jim Kerr picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I would prefer the real Jim Kerr

But I would make do with a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For SOTB i would buy a pair of barely black stockings with a red seam to go with her heels xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner."

Me and femme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme? "

I'm a cheap skate would just gift wrap myself

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

SotB - real present tickets for both of them to see Up Pompeii in Maidstone on the 6th. Joke present - tickets for both of them to see Up Pompeii in Birkenhead in July.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

If I could - time off work and a penthouse suite in Edinburgh during the comedy fest.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"If I could - time off work and a penthouse suite in Edinburgh during the comedy fest."

Well after such a lush present as that, it would have to be something extra special, perhaps hot air balloon ride, or a meal for 2 in a castle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"If I could - time off work and a penthouse suite in Edinburgh during the comedy fest.

Well after such a lush present as that, it would have to be something extra special, perhaps hot air balloon ride, or a meal for 2 in a castle

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Leopard print cat suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joke gift.. britney spears album called 'femme fatale'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"joke gift.. britney spears album called 'femme fatale' "

A deluxe karaoke machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme? "

Oh go on then.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then."
Oooh where going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook."
You are being unusually nice, is there a catch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pair of shoes of her own choosing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook."

Will the meal include champagne?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A pair of shoes of her own choosing

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New Ink or an easel

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Original vinyl edition of The Velvet Underground & Nico album.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Original vinyl edition of The Velvet Underground & Nico album."
Ooooooooh now ya talking.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Original vinyl edition of The Velvet Underground & Nico album."
Shoes...Jimmy Choo or Ironfist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Original vinyl edition of The Velvet Underground & Nico album."

An original PP piece of artwork

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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Some leather hot pants

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Cos I'm a bit skint I'd get in the kitchen and make up a hamper of goodies then turn up and whisk you off to a nearby beautiful place with a rug and cushions to sit on, some music to play and afternoon tea in the hamper with a selection of crustless sandwiches, scotch eggs, at least three types of teeny cakes a flask of tea and homemade elderflower cordial and sparkling water for responsible fizz.

Who for?

SOTB, Femme and Tina.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I'll just buy everyone a drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shirt....

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A cocktail hamper: all the ingredients for your fave cocktail and two suitable serving glasses in a pretty bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cocktail hamper: all the ingredients for your fave cocktail and two suitable serving glasses in a pretty bag."

a cheeky smile and night at the flicks

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Step ladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Step ladder

knee pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.You are being unusually nice, is there a catch?

Unusually? I'm a nice guy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

Will the meal include champagne? "

For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

Will the meal include champagne?

For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom."
A season ticket for his footie team.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

Will the meal include champagne?

For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team.

shucks, thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

Will the meal include champagne?

For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team.

shucks, thank you."

Sunglasses so he ogle without being obvious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to buy a few birthday gifts this month....

So let's play a game

Would you buy the poster above a serious or a joke gift and what would you buy them? A framed Jim Kerr picture

I'd take you out for dinner.

Me and femme?

Oh go on then.Oooh where going?

Your choice, and all because you couldn't be arsed to cook.

Will the meal include champagne?

For fucks sake, yes, if you don't mind me leerin' at your bottom.A season ticket for his footie team.

shucks, thank you.

Sunglasses so he ogle without being obvious "

Awesome, thanks!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I would get ErectJim a rather nifty suit, not one of those crappy ones the England football team are wearing, but something you'd expect Sean Connery to wear when playing Bond, or maybe a First sea Lord.

The joke present would be a mouse trap left, cocked, in the right hand pocket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I would buy Tina an adventure day ...

Sky diving or hot air ballooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would get ErectJim a rather nifty suit, not one of those crappy ones the England football team are wearing, but something you'd expect Sean Connery to wear when playing Bond, or maybe a First sea Lord.

The joke present would be a mouse trap left, cocked, in the right hand pocket

That's very thoughtful, thank you.

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