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oooo I've got a sore bum....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

feel like I've just got home from one of Barrymore's parties

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"feel like I've just got home from one of Barrymore's parties "

I take it he had a shit sofa then

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Been out on me bike....forgot about them fookin saddles

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

oooh!.

just like mine after i had cycled round majorca(mountains included)one year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn't michael barrymore have any ashtrays?

Because he likes to put his fags out in the pool.

It's sick a joke.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Been out on me bike....forgot about them fookin saddles "

Get one on them gel over saddles to make it more comfy.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE


"Been out on me bike....forgot about them fookin saddles "

no synthetic chamois insert in shorts then i take it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

simple physics says that, if you've got a big arse....you need a big saddle....simples...but my saddle is about as wide as a fookin razor blade

I need a big one...just like a dustbin lid

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"simple physics says that, if you've got a big arse....you need a big saddle....simples...but my saddle is about as wide as a fookin razor blade

I need a big one...just like a dustbin lid"
i have a 12" str......oh you mean saddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just found out that some bastard stole my mates bike last night!.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've left it outside the front door. Hope some fooker nicks it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never seen the point in those aerodynamic razor blade saddles when your arse covers them anyway.

I rode one once,that was enough,it nearly broke me in FFS! R

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

i got a nice brooks leather cutaway b17 on my road bike,leather is nicely broken in now!,much better than those sude covered unica saddles!.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"simple physics says that, if you've got a big arse....you need a big saddle....simples...but my saddle is about as wide as a fookin razor blade

I need a big one...just like a dustbin lid"

wouldnt biology be more relevant to a big arse?

i got a degree in it, innit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you got to watch your nads on a push bike. too much peddling and and you can become infertile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"simple physics says that, if you've got a big arse....you need a big saddle....simples...but my saddle is about as wide as a fookin razor blade

I need a big one...just like a dustbin lid

wouldnt biology be more relevant to a big arse?

i got a degree in it, innit lol"

Ive got A levels in metalwork and in vetrinary science .....so if ya dog needs welding....I'm ya man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you got to watch your nads on a push bike. too much peddling and and you can become infertile "

I've also heard that the position you sit on sports saddles causes pressure that can lead to inflammation and possible damage of the prostate too. R

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"you got to watch your nads on a push bike. too much peddling and and you can become infertile

I've also heard that the position you sit on sports saddles causes pressure that can lead to inflammation and possible damage of the prostate too. R

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It is something i have heard pro cyclists suffer from. Mind they make them saddles far too small these days!

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