FabSwingers.com forum: What is your most PAINFUL experience

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

(1) I stubbed my little toe very badly once. It ended up all bloody.

(2) Having my Mastectomy & Breast Reconstruction.

But I am still here you can't get rid of me, I am here to stay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snapping my cruciate ligament * shudders

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Bust appendix . X x X

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By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

walking back up the aisle !!

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Snapping my cruciate ligament * shudders

Pain full

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"walking back up the aisle !!"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Childbirth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(1) I stubbed my little toe very badly once. It ended up all bloody.

(2) Having my Mastectomy & Breast Reconstruction.

But I am still here you can't get rid of me, I am here to stay.

1, hysterectomy & recovery

2, having my ovaries removed

3, the bone deep exhaustion that comes with chemo!

4, dislocated kneecap

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Reading the replies in this thread! Ouchie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapping my cruciate ligament * shudders

Pain full

Yep child birth would be a walk in the park compared to that I reckon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be snapping my collar bone playing rugby. The actual snapping wasn't painful, the next six weeks were agony though! Especially hitting the broken bit off a doorframe the day after I did it!

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Paint stripper in my eye. With added pain flecks

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Compound fracture of radius and ulna on right forearm from getting both barrels in the arm from a 16.3 middleweight mare who'd been in for six months!!

My hand was literally flopping about and the ripped/trapped nerves had me howling with agony every time it moved.

Great surgeon got me almost 100% functional again with plates and pins still in though.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Spinal Surgery whilst awake..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Childbirth

That was mine too!!

She gripped my hand so bloody tight with her nails digging in every time she got a twinge.

It really hurt

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Breaking both legs in a motorcycle accident in the middle of nowhere and having no morphine for an hour till the paramedics could find me I can still remember how it felt every time I moved and the break ends rubbed together aaaaaaah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Childbirth

That was mine too!!

She gripped my hand so bloody tight with her nails digging in every time she got a twinge.

It really hurt

my eldest daughter did that to me too it does bloody hurt! My younger daughter just bit me

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Childbirth

That was mine too!!

She gripped my hand so bloody tight with her nails digging in every time she got a twinge.

It really hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snapping my cruciate ligament * shudders

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currently in Gabowen after breaking my knee and snapping my cruciate ligament , it's worse than child birth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading all your experiences, i am pleased to report, i have had a pain free life including 1 motorcycle accident.

Im feeling pretty lucky now. Cheers peeps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading all your experiences, i am pleased to report, i have had a pain free life including 1 motorcycle accident.

Im feeling pretty lucky now. Cheers peeps.

Touch Wood

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

Childbirth.....it was like a day in a torture chamber and still as vivid 34+ years later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones and marriage

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

childbirth hernia repair .

.dropping a shelf on my big toe ive never seen blood pumping like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going through a wall on a Ninja, ending up with 6 broken ribs, punctured lung, no skin in my knee and the nerve hanging out of my elbow, 3 months off work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bad back, childbirth, earache was the worst and had it for hours at a time and couldnt relieve it at all.

Foot pains another one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulled my hamstring the other week absolutely killed worse than breaking a bone

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Going through a wall on a Ninja, ending up with 6 broken ribs, punctured lung, no skin in my knee and the nerve hanging out of my elbow, 3 months off work

That's made me feel slightly sick

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Most painful for me was being hit round the face with a bicycle chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worse single event of pain was a bite from one of my men. Wasn't expecting it,hurt like hell but I was brave. Childbirth is painful but the pain comes on gradually and you're body sends out natural painkillers plus any the hospital give you if they have time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A torn in half can on the beach when I was eight.

When I walk on a beach now I scrunch my foot up with the memory of lots of stitches.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A torn in half can on the beach when I was eight.

When I walk on a beach now I scrunch my foot up with the memory of lots of stitches.

Her"

I'm guessing Southend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hernia surgery recovery, breaking my leg, endoscopy, back pain

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Emotional pain for me was seeing my son emotionally crumple after a comment from his dad.

Worst physical pain I guess was child birth first time. Touch wood I haven't broken anything and know I would be a wreck as not good with pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A torn in half can on the beach when I was eight.

When I walk on a beach now I scrunch my foot up with the memory of lots of stitches.

Her

I'm guessing Southend "
Walton on the naze on holiday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opening my wallet

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

When I was a kid I once fell out of a tree and landed on a branch below. Legs spread, my balls softened the blow. I lost all interest in building a den and went home and went to bed for 2 hours.

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By *erkshireMan123Man
over a year ago

Devizes

"Most painful for me was being hit round the face with a bicycle chain "

What the hell !!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Most painful for me was being hit round the face with a bicycle chain

What the hell !!!"

An ex thought it was a good idea at the time....I've never run so fast in all my life...

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

"Most painful for me was being hit round the face with a bicycle chain

What the hell !!!

An ex thought it was a good idea at the time....I've never run so fast in all my life..."

well he sounds like a wounderful person

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Most painful for me was being hit round the face with a bicycle chain

What the hell !!!

An ex thought it was a good idea at the time....I've never run so fast in all my life...

well he sounds like a wounderful person

Yeah a real catch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kidney stones and marriage"
im with Ben,deffinately kidney stones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watching Jeramy Kyle 1 morning in a waiting room somewhere

catching my willie in my fly AOCH !

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Post op pain, and having stitches after giving birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a chest drain pulled out without pain relief. Although the pain before having my tumour removed was so bad sometimes I would be in tears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to wake up every day to go to work day in day out.

Work eat sleep repeat

Work eat sleep repeat.........

Shingles. Oh the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh yeah twating my thumb with a hammer when it's freezing cold

(I'm a carpenter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had many injuries over my lifetime, but one of the most painful occurred just recently. I wiping down the kitchen counter, and slid my hand straight into a corn-cob holder left on the side. Both prongs went in deep, just under my fingernail. The pain of it going in wasn't as bad as the pain of pulling it out.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Getting knocked off a motorbike, travelling down the rainford by pass towards St. Helens. Got to the crank junction, a row of stationary cars on the inside lane. A car pulled across in front of me I hit the brakes hard as I had started to throttle off there, I hit front of her car and went over the bonnet of tje car and landed on the back of my head and rolled. All I got was concussion whiplash and a blister on my toe, the muscle pain afterwards bloody hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meningitis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting shot in the eye with an air pistol when I was in my early teens, luckily for me the gun was low powered as it bounced off the eyeball, but damaged my retina and optic nerve so I am partially blind in one eye. We were shooting at targets in a pistol range when one of my mates pounted it at me, I moved from behind a small box to make sure he didn't pont at me by accident. Only for him to move the gun where I went to, I remember the pain still today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth abcess x 2 which then gave me gastiritus (sp?) and i ended up in hospital

Damaging my cruciate ligament on both knees then another ligament next to them

Managing to remove most of the cartlidge on my knee in an accident and having 2 bones rubbing together and crumbling, had it for over 2 years now

waiting for a new knee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry anal ....... Ouch!!!! What the hell was he thinking

It's put me off for life haha!

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I had both my eye ball injected with local and then the fluid pulled out and after 30 seconds pushed back in 5 times in each eye to try and save my sight. I still feel where the needles went in. Then the next day my brother walked me into a street bollard, it was not a good couple of days

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Getting shot in the eye with an when I was in my early teens, luckily for me the gun was low powered as it bounced off the eyeball, but damaged my retina and optic nerve so I am partially blind in one eye. We were shooting at targets in a pistol range when one of my mates pounted it at me, I moved from behind a small box to make sure he didn't pont at me by accident. Only for him to move the gun where I went to, I remember the pain still today."

Vinny one's shot his friend with an air gun, his friend was holding the target for a bet, Vinny shot at the target, but his friend had his finger's behind the target the pellet in his finger and was stuck behind his fingernail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sinusitis

worse than childbirth or major abdominal surgery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meningitis "

Glad to see you're still here

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Severing the tendon and nerves in my finger with a Stanley knife and having micro surgery on it. Physiotherapy was a nightmare and when the nerve starting healing the pain was unbearable at times.

Damaging my back 9 years ago and I still suffer daily now

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Severing the tendon and nerves in my finger with a Stanley knife and having micro surgery on it. Physiotherapy was a nightmare and when the nerve starting healing the pain was unbearable at times.

Damaging my back 9 years ago and I still suffer daily now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burnt the end of me knob on a colour gas fire. Was living in a bedsit and that was the heating.

It was on and leaned over to turn it off just had sex and was still hard the tip just touched some hot metal and tssssssss burnt.

Very painful.

Him. Obviously lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meningitis

Glad to see you're still here "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After reading all your experiences, i am pleased to report, i have had a pain free life including 1 motorcycle accident.

Im feeling pretty lucky now. Cheers peeps.

Me to lol. 37 and never broke a bone or anything serious in all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kidney stones

Wow they hurt !!!!!!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Sciatica/slipped disc/complete lack of fluid in hip joint...sheer misery and painkillers barely touched it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GIVING BIRTH WITH NO PAIN RELIEF TO A MASSIVE BABY yes capitals are required as it hurt so bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

messing around and setting my legs on fire burning the skin off the inside of both thighs that hurts a bit

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Jumped off a wardrobe and shot a bogey at a par 1(missed the hole)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am extremely careless, and have broken 80% of the bones in my body in numerous accidents, cut the end off my finger with a table saw, had cancer twice, heart attacks, but nothing came close to the time my horse kicked me so hard my arse went through the stable wall, the broken ribs hurt but the worst part was the splintered planks were stuck into my arse from every direction holding me off the ground, the slow deliberate agony of extracting myself from the wall ripping those splinters deeper has to be the worst pain ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(1) I stubbed my little toe very badly once. It ended up all bloody.

(2) Having my Mastectomy & Breast Reconstruction.

But I am still here you can't get rid of me, I am here to stay.

1, hysterectomy & recovery

2, having my ovaries removed

3, the bone deep exhaustion that comes with chemo!

4, dislocated kneecap "

I was lucky in cancer treatment I had 3 weeks of radiotherapy for testicular cancer, it saps all life out of you totally.

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By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Kidney stones for the unrelenting pain when it's at its worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting knocked over and Burst appendix in the same week when I was 12

Busted knee playing rugby

Heart attack

Snapping my tooth on a mars bar

but worst of all trapping my cock in my zip

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"I am extremely careless, and have broken 80% of the bones in my body in numerous accidents, cut the end off my finger with a table saw, had cancer twice, heart attacks, but nothing came close to the time my horse kicked me so hard my arse went through the stable wall, the broken ribs hurt but the worst part was the splintered planks were stuck into my arse from every direction holding me off the ground, the slow deliberate agony of extracting myself from the wall ripping those splinters deeper has to be the worst pain ever.

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can i have the clip of the stable and horse bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from prolonged childbirth .... having my vajayjay hollywood waxed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tattoo on my chest. Made giving birth 3 times including once in the front of my car with no pain relief seem like luxury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recovery after heart valve replacement still get pain when I cough

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

30 odd stitches across both eyes and nose, thankfully a great job done by the surgeon and hardly noticeable.

Not so much pain but shocking being sown up, was like being in a Saw film.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Headbutted a belfast sink by accident , still got a big dent in my bonce !!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my mate was fucking some bird in cornwall and his knee went pop

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By *smCouple
over a year ago

Liskeard

"my mate was fucking some bird in cornwall and his knee went pop"

I said sorry ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep done that. Right leg was wrapped round my neck and left tib and fib sticking out of the grass verge beside me. It did smart a bit. Coughing up blood at the same time didn't help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting smacked in the face with a golf club.

Child birth was pai ful but bearable.

Thermochoice endometrial abrasion whilst doing it surgeon asked if it hurt. My repke was if i kick you in the head would that hurt you.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

After having my heart by-pass, there was a delay between coming off the morphine and going on to something less hardcore. I still had both chest drains in and having them removed was a close second!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Child birth with no pain relief (not my choice).....the Ring of Fire!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child birth with no pain relief (not my choice).....the Ring of Fire!!!!!

I had that last week after my Ruby

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By *ing and RideCouple
over a year ago

stockport

Leaving my 18 year old son in his halls for his first year at uni. Never been away from home before....I was heart broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child birth with no pain relief (not my choice).....the Ring of Fire!!!!!

I had that last week after my Ruby"

It's not the same ring of fire I can assure you lol.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peeing on a wasps nest landed me in hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After having my heart by-pass, there was a delay between coming off the morphine and going on to something less hardcore. I still had both chest drains in and having them removed was a close second!

Ouch those drains hurt! I still had an epidural in the top of my back for my first one so that didn't hurt but the second did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today.... My finger.... Crunched between chairs

The pain ... The swearing x still hurts

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Watching my babies bein born. Women have it easy.

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Childbirth where my eldest son decided to try and come out with his hand up and fingers splayed - lovely internal stitches afterwards as a result

And badly done external stitches too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a child I managed to tear open my scrotum requiring many stitches and my testicle to be put back inside. Even now that makes my eyes water

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

"As a child I managed to tear open my scrotum requiring many stitches and my testicle to be put back inside. Even now that makes my eyes water

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my ball bag just spontaneously tightened there

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"As a child I managed to tear open my scrotum requiring many stitches and my testicle to be put back inside. Even now that makes my eyes water

That made me wince even though I'm female!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah wasn't fun or clever that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Childbirth too. The bloody monitor was broken! So I was in full blown labour, and all they gave me was paracetamol, telling me that the gel they used to induce me was what was causing the "discomfort"! By the time they realised, I was 5 min from giving birth! Suffice to say, I only had the one child lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 broken knees, a broken femur, broken tibia, dislocated jaw, flail chest and a few lacerations. Wasn't my greatest day!

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By *issLissCouple
over a year ago

south east

I'm going to be really soppy but a broken heart... that kinda pain you always remember

Physically definitely was child birth though!! Worth every bit of pain though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say natural childbirth (2nd pregnancy) but it was fairly quick i think compared with the first. But proper pain losing my dad and watching my best friend lose her parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GIVING BIRTH WITH NO PAIN RELIEF TO A MASSIVE BABY yes capitals are required as it hurt so bad "

My natural birth baby was 9 pounds, all i can remember feeling is a burning sensation. Had gas and air for the stitching up. My first was only 7.6 pounds, not natural and far worse delivery. How big was your baby?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Child birth with no pain relief (not my choice).....the Ring of Fire!!!!!

I had that last week after my Ruby

It's not the same ring of fire I can assure you lol.....

No it isn't. I'll second that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotionally losing a child before saying hello I'm your mum

Physically putting my arm though a plate glass window as a child and requiring numerous stitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional pain or physical? Most seem to be taking physical pain and honestly I have nothing that compares to some of the accounts above!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Cholecystitis. I would have paid someone to shoot me to end that.

Having part of a toenail removed and the nail bed chemically killed without anaesthetic wasn't much fun either.

Intense sessions of deep tissue massage twice a week for months to break up scar tissue as it formed in a badly torn hamstring made me swear a bit too.

An "intimate" piercing was ridiculously painful but only for a fraction of a second (thankfully!).

I've been pretty lucky when it comes to physically painful things.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

Breaking my wrist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt the end of me knob on a colour gas fire. Was living in a bedsit and that was the heating.

It was on and leaned over to turn it off just had sex and was still hard the tip just touched some hot metal and tssssssss burnt.

Very painful.

Him. Obviously lol "

Quite proud of myself for how controlled I was while reading that on the bus when all I wanted to do was burst out laughing (sorry!)

My most painful experience was doing *something* to my foot/ankle. 3 years and 6 doctors later and they still don't know what I've done. All I know is because it was misdiagnosed for so long, the treatment I was given actually 'set' the damage so pretty much no going back now

Emotionally it was finding out my ex was having a baby with someone else. For reasons I won't go into, I was the person who made him believe in himself that he could be a good dad, so I wanted to be the one to have his children.

She was having MY baby

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over a year ago

Ok and don't laugh but mine was piles. I got them after giving birth to my second son and I had him with no pain relief at all. Would gladly have another baby than go through the pain of piles and then having them removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a child I managed to tear open my scrotum requiring many stitches and my testicle to be put back inside. Even now that makes my eyes water

Ouch!!!

Ive crossed my legs reading that and im female!

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Emotionally losing a child before saying hello I'm your mum

Physically putting my arm though a plate glass window as a child and requiring numerous stitches "

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Ok and don't laugh but mine was piles. I got them after giving birth to my second son and I had him with no pain relief at all. Would gladly have another baby than go through the pain of piles and then having them removed. "

Sorry but I had to laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emotional pain, losing my Uncle to alcohol related illness very quickly.

Physical pain - abscess between my back tooth and already impacted wisdom tooth.

Fracturing my wrist in 3 places and walking around for 3 weeks thinking it was just sprained so still trying to use it ... oops. Chronic tonsillitis and quincy wasn't much fun either, would have been less painful swallowing razor blades.

Post op pain in my knee's, twice now waiting for number 3.

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By *semymouth_2024Man
over a year ago

swanwick, Alfreton

suffered a twisted testicle when i was 17..... i was sat in a college lecture at the time, got rushed to hospital

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

A frozen shoulder, still get pain from it 3 years later. And childbirth 1st time round, internal stitches and a small operation 10 months later to repair the damage. 2nd was natural, no where near as painful.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

shingles

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Jesus wept, u lot are just accident prone or downright clumsy....its like an episode of casualty in here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a child I managed to tear open my scrotum requiring many stitches and my testicle to be put back inside. Even now that makes my eyes water

my ball bag just spontaneously tightened there

So did mine and I don't have one

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Jesus wept, u lot are just accident prone or downright clumsy....its like an episode of casualty in here...

And minxie isn't even here!

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Had a bladder infection and had to have a camera inserted in it.

Yep inserted through the cock !

It felt like an SLR !

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Had a bladder infection and had to have a camera inserted in it.

Yep inserted through the cock !

It felt like an SLR !"

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"shingles"

Yep. As I`ve mentioned before, watching my 86 year old Mum writhing with pain as if she was having an eppileptic fit when she had shingles I can vouch for that one!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Had a bladder infection and had to have a camera inserted in it.

Yep inserted through the cock !

It felt like an SLR !"

had that twice for what they thought was a stone (like how the fuck did that get there!!) in the bladder and then they thought it was a tumour..

wasn't painful just uncomfortable, not keen on the lubricating fluid as I thought I had pissed myself..

pain was the surgeon injecting a local anaesthetic directly into my testicles for a vasectomy..

geezer did have a sense of humour though, he said 'relax' as he pushed the needle in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sudpect it was a fractured skull from fakling down the stairs but i dont remember it!

So id have to say tearing my ligaments on my foot after trying to kick the ball in the playground, someone got a touch in so i missed the ball and booted the floor couldnt put pressure on it for 6 weeks never mind walk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catching your balls with the clippers when shaving! Ohhh theres no pain like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A broken back from an extreme-sport that went badly wrong for me on the day. Made a full recovery, but still get pain. Have learned to live with the reducing pain over the last ten years, so that it doesn't affect what I do. And I still participate in my sports, without slowing down one little bit. I'm either quick to forget that I thought I was going to die, or stupid to be back doing it, but life isn't worth living without scaring yourself shitless on a regular basis...lol.

Anyone for a game of bowls...? LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nurse sticking a swab into the hole of my penis during a routine check up.

Clutching my groin just thinking about it

Silk

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