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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi true story today, happened to me. I will be briefish...

I woke up at dinner time today about 1pm. I proceeded to go to the toilet like you do when you first wake up.... Slightly groggy/half asleep still from just waking up...

I made the decision to sit down because I couldn't be bothered to stand up.... In the process of pulling my pants down, I basically take a bow while pulling my pants down in one motion...

Well, bad idea this morning, as I did this movement I headbutted the 3ft tall floor standing bathroom cabinet directly in front of me... My head connected 2inch above my right eye...

ouch...

My first reaction was for my hands to cover my face and scream to myself, you stupid idiot, with a bit more colourful language.. Which I did, I then kept my hands their for about 10 minutes...

When I finally went to move my hands I discovered that they were covered in blood... I had split my head open above my right eye.. Which had formed into a lump, and my face was covered in blood too...

I didn't look too good when I looked in the mirror.... Look better now after I have cleaned myself up... I'm left with a lump and gash 2 inch above my right eye... Hopefully won't scar.. Headache too but going slowly.

What's you're stupidest or funniest place you have fallen over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell over today trying to catch the damn dog

I was walking him in the woods and as I shouted him to put him back on his lead he run past me, I went to grab his collar and missed, fell flat on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i fell down 16 concrete steps and cried a lot.. thought id broken my thigh wrist and knee.. luckily didnt break any but the bruising was horrendous

just 2 days before my 24th bday which id organised a little plymouth social

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went arse over tit in the middle of tesco! ended up flat on my face, Hurt my thumb and badly bruised my leg... Was more embarrassed than anything else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my funniest memory and one I will always take to my grave is

again involves the dog lol

Me and my sister was out walking them, we let them off and the first thing my greyhound does when let off is do his lap of glory cause he's just a show off, anyway off he goes running at full speed, does his lap, comes up behind us, now he's my dog so I know to get out the way when he's running behind you, my sister however does now know this

and bang..he hits her straight in the back of the knees at 40+ MPH, she flew up in the air about 8ft and bang...down to earth, well I was on the floor rolling with laughter, she just lay there and said

are you just going to stand there laughing or are you going to help me up?

to which I replied

you mean I have a choice

that image of he flying through the air still makes me giggle to this day

the dog just carried on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While very d*unk i got my foot stuck between a large stool and a table leg,

For some strange reason i tried to step forward with the stuck foot and fell flat on my face,

Jumped back onto my feet quick look my friends they didn't see it,

But everyone on the other side of the bar did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long have you got....falling over is my main hobby.....

Fell over the ministers chair at my wedding reception...tore dress

Tripped and went face down entering a packed theatre....received warm round of applause and took a huge bow on recovery...

When I worked in a school took a spectacular trip in front of prospective parents managing to rip several prized pieces of artwork from the walls as I went down....

Last major tumble....refused point blank to mind the gap and fell headlong onto a train...

I could go on but you're bored already, I can tell....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fell over today trying to catch the damn dog

I was walking him in the woods and as I shouted him to put him back on his lead he run past me, I went to grab his collar and missed, fell flat on my face

Done this myself...

My current dog is only a 16 week old Labrador puppy, so I have this to come as well.. lol.. He his getting stronger everyday...

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"my funniest memory and one I will always take to my grave is

again involves the dog lol

are you just going to stand there laughing or are you going to help me up?

to which I replied

you mean I have a choice

that image of he flying through the air still makes me giggle to this day

the dog just carried on

Love this...you've been framed material there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell over today trying to catch the damn dog

I was walking him in the woods and as I shouted him to put him back on his lead he run past me, I went to grab his collar and missed, fell flat on my face

Done this myself...

My current dog is only a 16 week old Labrador puppy, so I have this to come as well.. lol.. He his getting stronger everyday...

I have a Labrador too, all I can say is god help you, mines eaten three sofas so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My German Shepherd knocked me over a few times. Had a few wobbles on my Chopper and fell off but the stupidest time was jumping backwards off a 2 brick high wall and landing arm first onto a rotary lawn mower's blades. I fractured my arm both sides of the elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got of the bus when I was at school decided to run across the road whilst the traffic had stopped. Didn't see that one car was towing the other it was a spectacular tumble as I ran straight into the rope. Picked myself up did a bow and a punch in the air to all my school friends on the other side shouting'she fell over' turned round and ran home crying.

MissD

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I meant funny ones you laughed at yourself for doing.....

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Went to a swingers social in Ipswich in 2009 with a couple who had a very large motor home. I was sleeping in the double bed over the cab...got up in the night to go for a wee and totally forgot I was almost 5 feet above floor level

I hit the dining table bounced when I hit the floor and ended up half way up the motor home....and the couple I was with just kept on snoring!!! Luckily all I had to show for it was some pretty colourful bruises and a broken toe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi true story today, happened to me. I will be briefish...

I woke up at dinner time today about 1pm. I proceeded to go to the toilet like you do when you first wake up.... Slightly groggy/half asleep still from just waking up...

I made the decision to sit down because I couldn't be bothered to stand up.... In the process of pulling my pants down, I basically take a bow while pulling my pants down in one motion...

Well, bad idea this morning, as I did this movement I headbutted the 3ft tall floor standing bathroom cabinet directly in front of me... My head connected 2inch above my right eye...

ouch...

My first reaction was for my hands to cover my face and scream to myself, you stupid idiot, with a bit more colourful language.. Which I did, I then kept my hands their for about 10 minutes...

What's you're stupidest or funniest place you have fallen over?

Done something similar after a swing social in brum.......stayed at a mates and woke up needing a wee. i didnt open me eyes as i was thinking "do ireally need a wee" ? as her loo was downstairs...?? anyways.......

I quickly stood up and ended up impaling myself on her wardrobe door ,re the hooked handle.

Ended up in sellyoak hospital via ambulance and have the scar today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling over hurts. I don't laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At a standing to attention competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

walking to the taxi from my house to go on a night out, didnt see a step, went face first onto the floor bashed my chin, and grazed my leg.

Got in cab, went clubbing on broad street. About 2am my mate asked me if my arm still hurt and I realised I couldn't move it.

cue A&E for xrays. Fractured elbow, 6 weeks off work.

Best bit was I'd had my neck tattooed 2 days earlier. right where the sling sits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell over today trying to catch the damn dog

I was walking him in the woods and as I shouted him to put him back on his lead he run past me, I went to grab his collar and missed, fell flat on my face

Done this myself...

My current dog is only a 16 week old Labrador puppy, so I have this to come as well.. lol.. He his getting stronger everyday...

I have a Labrador too, all I can say is god help you, mines eaten three sofas so far

Mine only ate a toilet roll holder while also doing and impression of the Andrex puppy. We did have to shout funny five minutes so someone could grab the baby while the dog ran round and then slid in his bottom.

Anyway as for falling over nope can't remember doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse over tit down a flight of stairs at Piccadilly Circus tube station. People must of thought I was pissed as they literally stepped over me. I tore my ligaments in my leg

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Broke my ankles twice performing comedy falls

and i often keel over if i try to get up quickly before my brain gets the message to my legs.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Broke my ankles twice performing comedy falls

and i often keel over if i try to get up quickly before my brain gets the message to my legs.

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I once ran into a cave...

Sure I had it mapped out in my head and heading out of the light and into cover I turned sharp right, ducked and ran straight into the cave wall!

In the confusion of moving up the hill I had run through the wrong entry!

My mates thought it was so funny, they all heard my head hitting the wall, it was like a clapper hitting a bell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my funniest memory and one I will always take to my grave is

again involves the dog lol

are you just going to stand there laughing or are you going to help me up?

to which I replied

you mean I have a choice

that image of he flying through the air still makes me giggle to this day

the dog just carried on

As someone who has been around grey's all my life and who's grey is sleeping on her sofa right now....

I just knew where this was going as soon as the word greyhound was mentioned

Still made me giggle though

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By *DandPokeCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

too many times!! the one that really stands out though was on the first date with my now husband. we went out for a meal. we were just leaving the restaurant area to go into the bar area that was divided by a small step. the step had one of those metal trims. i was ahead of him and managed to catch my boot heel on the metal strip and landed on all fours in the bar area!! everyone in the bar stopped and looked and someone offered a hand! was mortified! if i could have run out of the pub in them boots, i would have! luckily i didn't and married my date 2 years later. funny as fk memory now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell on my knees last night, I was slightly intoxicated... The pavement had a slope on it and I just went.

It didn't really hurt at the time and I jumped up as quick as I went down.

I have a nasty graze on my knee which is so so sore & weeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went arse over tit in the middle of tesco! ended up flat on my face, Hurt my thumb and badly bruised my leg... Was more embarrassed than anything else. "

I've done exactly the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell on my knees last night, I was slightly intoxicated... The pavement had a slope on it and I just went.

It didn't really hurt at the time and I jumped up as quick as I went down.

I have a nasty graze on my knee which is so so sore & weeping

Would you class a small vineyard as slightly intoxicated?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I broke my jaw with my knee cap goin through that disinfectant stuff at swimming pools. .hate that stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fell on my knees last night, I was slightly intoxicated... The pavement had a slope on it and I just went.

It didn't really hurt at the time and I jumped up as quick as I went down.

I have a nasty graze on my knee which is so so sore & weeping

Would you class a small vineyard as slightly intoxicated?

Oh I've been worse

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By *elsh n wildCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff area

"Hi true story today, happened to me. I will be briefish...

I woke up at dinner time today about 1pm. I proceeded to go to the toilet like you do when you first wake up.... Slightly groggy/half asleep still from just waking up...

I made the decision to sit down because I couldn't be bothered to stand up.... In the process of pulling my pants down, I basically take a bow while pulling my pants down in one motion...

Well, bad idea this morning, as I did this movement I headbutted the 3ft tall floor standing bathroom cabinet directly in front of me... My head connected 2inch above my right eye...

ouch...

My first reaction was for my hands to cover my face and scream to myself, you stupid idiot, with a bit more colourful language.. Which I did, I then kept my hands their for about 10 minutes...

What's you're stupidest or funniest place you have fallen over?

"
I was walking down the street saw this idiot decide to walk while pulling pants down to have a wee I was so engrossed I walked into a bloody lamppost out cold x

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By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Up the stairs. Twice.

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

When I was leaving the club we attend I lost my balance on the street cobbles in my silly heels and landed straight on my bum. Quite a few members saw. I think my pride was dented more than anything.

I couldn't get up for laughing! Luckily friends helped me up.

Fem x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work. Fell off my chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell off stage on a podium on TV and in front of 40 on a dating show. I win or lose in fact.

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

was on a moving walkway at Heathrow, stepped off at the end and fell flat on my face just as a large group of Japanese were coming off a plane ..... total embarrassment

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By *andS33Couple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"When I was leaving the club we attend I lost my balance on the street cobbles in my silly heels and landed straight on my bum. Quite a few members saw. I think my pride was dented more than anything.

I couldn't get up for laughing! Luckily friends helped me up.

Fem x"

Haha, I remember this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fainted on a moving bus. They had to stop it and get the paramedics. Felt like a right twat when I woke up :$

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fell out of a Jackal. It was near our compound. Picking myself up I noticed a small trip wire 10cm from where my head was connected to an IED. We'd patrolled the area for 6 weeks and not noticed it!!

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By *exywheelsCouple
over a year ago

inverness

Tripped going up a set of aircraft steps. spent 13 weeks in plaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once fell off

A 40ft ladder ...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

in a hospital corridor on way to collect my mum cracked ribs doctors came to help from everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long have you got....falling over is my main hobby.....

Fell over the ministers chair at my wedding reception...tore dress

Tripped and went face down entering a packed theatre....received warm round of applause and took a huge bow on recovery...

When I worked in a school took a spectacular trip in front of prospective parents managing to rip several prized pieces of artwork from the walls as I went down....

Last major tumble....refused point blank to mind the gap and fell headlong onto a train...

I could go on but you're bored already, I can tell....

I fell for Jinty McGinty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did half an hour 'training' of snowboarding on a slightly sloping field then caught a ski lift up a fucking cliff face thinking 'I wonder where the slope is' only to be chucked out at the top of the cliff watching everyone ski happily off down it...freaked out just getting off the fucking ski lift and almost broke both my legs before spazzing out on the floor and sliding into a snowpile. Lol talk about pathetic

At least I didn't break my legs

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By *leasures4Couple
over a year ago

East midlands

I couldn't get up for laughing! Luckily friends helped me up.

Fem x

Haha, I remember this

Thanks to you two, I wasn't there too long. Lol!

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