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Darwinian forces at work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On Fab. You can see it all around you.

Every time you open someone's profile you can see how far they are up the Fab evolutionary ladder.

No pics, LTM all age 18-99, "will fill in later"

Primordial sludge. Struggling to drag themselves out of the mangrove swamps of Friday night onanism into the open plains of the evolved, where herds of enticing genitals roam free.

Non cock related Pics, age range and preference defined, copious informative interesting text.

Evolved being. Learned from trial and error, what works, what doesn't. Able to think their way into the knickers/pants of their prey. Able to control their base instincts and hone them to bring them to a point when required.

The trouble is people are fucking with this Darwinian process by continual tinkering with the profile gene pool. Having seen many many threads where someone is told "take this out, leave this in" in response to a whinge about their inability to progress to the utopian plain of shagging. You people who mess with this evolution are helping introduce contamination into an otherwise perfect system. Simply by telling someone to remove a pic of barebacking, you are letting the filthy fucker potentially skew scales, and someone who otherwise would sense this faulty gene is going to get conned into an experience they would otherwise avoid for a more evolved being.

So stop pissing about with the amoebas and let nature take it's course before we all start sprouting extra limbs.

And no, this site is in no way intelligently designed. So don't even start.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good points, well put, but do only men evolve here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a form of genetic engineering

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I enjoyed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being genetically engineered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow - I'm impressed by that opening post..!!

Wish that I'd written it.... excellent, I so totally agree.

Well said you!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said the same thing to someone only the other day when we were discussing profiles. If someone else has to tell you what to do with it it's not your profile

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A most excellent post. Although I'm now considering the lack of cock pics on my own profile!

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

Some of us evolving beings dont have an age range because there are some octogenarians we would spend all day playing with and some in their twenties we would avoid like the plague.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

J0die, the internet skewed the virtual evolutionary scales long ago when copy and paste became possible.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"J0die, the internet skewed the virtual evolutionary scales long ago when copy and paste became possible.

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True, but that form of wanker camouflage is becoming easier to spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh lord, you've struck up the butterfly effect. Nobody do or touch anything!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I agree xx its not exactly rocket science if a person present s a profile curated by forum opinion they are in essence being deceitful xxx I'm not going to look up the spelling but cerano De bergerac springs to mind xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree xx its not exactly rocket science if a person present s a profile curated by forum opinion they are in essence being deceitful xxx I'm not going to look up the spelling but cerano De bergerac springs to mind xxx "

What's Bergerac got to do with it?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Mind you, sometimes I think at least you know where you are with an amoeba! It's the lowdown devious plots of the evolved that get my goat.....grrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But they are generally amoebas masquerading as something more evolved because they've been told what works. It's part of our evolutionary process to spot that and not let it anywhere near us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evolutionary process!!! we are men in mini skirts lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"But they are generally amoebas masquerading as something more evolved because they've been told what works. It's part of our evolutionary process to spot that and not let it anywhere near us. "

Yes, the trouble is the more evolved they are the harder they are to spot. The really sophisticated ones still slip under the radar here sometimes....

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I agree xx its not exactly rocket science if a person present s a profile curated by forum opinion they are in essence being deceitful xxx I'm not going to look up the spelling but cerano De bergerac springs to mind xxx

What's Bergerac got to do with it?"

??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I agree xx its not exactly rocket science if a person present s a profile curated by forum opinion they are in essence being deceitful xxx I'm not going to look up the spelling but cerano De bergerac springs to mind xxx

What's Bergerac got to do with it?

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Just busting your balls babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TUC.

Much excellence, much truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I agree xx its not exactly rocket science if a person present s a profile curated by forum opinion they are in essence being deceitful xxx I'm not going to look up the spelling but cerano De bergerac springs to mind xxx

What's Bergerac got to do with it?"
cheap red wine. I prefer Barolo myself

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