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my idea of the worst night out ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate

This is an actuality

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Ahhhh just get the vodkas in and enjoy yourself!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate Karaoke with a passion, they should be required to wear a target on their forehead while screeching

Gimp

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate

This is an actuality "

100% with you on this.

Far more into relaxing round an open fire maybe on a beach gentle music, great friends chatting a nice glass of single malt. Chatting till sun comes up.

Cuddling up under a blanket.

Him

And and some great sex as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's Romford for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best. "

I agree.....especially when you're with your mum at a rugby club and she tries to rip their trousers off when they're not ready for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Romford for you. "

In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder

Gimp

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best. "

I wouldn't mind the strippers so much. All the screaming, fawning, plastered, grope-y women behaving like they've never seen a man half naked before would drive me batty.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm told a male stripper giving a private performance to 'Bad to the Bone' is quite an experience. I hope to try it one day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best. "

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm told a male stripper giving a private performance to 'Bad to the Bone' is quite an experience. I hope to try it one day "

Now I wouldn't say no to a private dance from a sexy man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's Romford for you.

In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder

Gimp"

lol they would be sorely disappointed with me then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate

This is an actuality

100% with you on this.

Far more into relaxing round an open fire maybe on a beach gentle music, great friends chatting a nice glass of single malt. Chatting till sun comes up.

Cuddling up under a blanket.

Him

And and some great sex as well "

A beach in England? We would need a thermal blanket

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol "
I have never been to Bingo. That would be my next choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol "

That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I've never been to karaoke or a male stripper evening. I really must get out more.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol

That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall"

I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've never been to karaoke or a male stripper evening. I really must get out more.

"

You haven't been reading properly have you. Worse night out ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol

That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall"

get your dibbers, dabbers and your dobbers ready, eyes down for a full house lets go unluck for some number 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My actual birthday night out with my friend. went totally wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few years ago i had a club and put on a male stripper night and it was crazy,

150 screaming drooling nutters groping over five blokes covered in chip fat is not a good look

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Romford for you.

In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder

Gimp"

Does Avon sell it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who mentioned a private male dance? Mmmmmmmmm

Tie my hands up

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"a social club Karaoke evening. Every other man singing Elvis-American Trilogy. Women screeching out 80s pop,Whitney Houston and Crazy. Seafood lady shoving a pot of cockles under my nose. D*unk women in the toilet trying to be my best mate

This is an actuality "

Head north or west it's better

(What i mean is i'll be closer to help you 'escape' )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol

That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall

I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit "

I had one at my hen night a million yrs ago,he was gorgeous,I got one for my friend from the same company,he was like Tony Angelino from only fools and horses! Was so bad he was hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's Romford for you.

In Romford the d*unk women in the toilets try to be your best mate coz they want to ponce som magic nose powder

Gimp

Does Avon sell it? "

Now i know why women wait for that doorbell to ring

Dinnnng donnnng

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Male strippers would be mine. Crass at its best.

I've never been to a male stripper night. They have them at Mecca Bingo now lol

That still wouldn't attract me to a bingo hall

I've resisted. My niece used to work at Mecca and I know the reality of it. The men they use on the flyers are nothing like the men in the show. I cringe when I've been present at a party with a male stripper. Only one was entertaining and fit

I had one at my hen night a million yrs ago,he was gorgeous,I got one for my friend from the same company,he was like Tony Angelino from only fools and horses! Was so bad he was hilarious "

Both my daughter's have had one in the past one got a fit fireman one got a scrawny dancer in a loin cloth. That poor man got slaughtered,I felt sorry for him

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