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By *taryscorp OP Couple
over a year ago

boston

A farmer gets a phone call from his son.

"I've run over a pig and its stuck under the tractor still alive."

"Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it."

About 20mins later he gets another call..."

"Done that, what should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?

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By *taryscorp OP Couple
over a year ago

boston

I took a bird back home last night.

We got kissing on the sofa, before I slipped my hand in her knickers, she

asked, "Shall we take this upstairs?"

I said, "No, I'd rather we did it here."

"Oh I see." She winked, "Something in your bedroom you don't want me

to see eh?"

I said, "Yeah, my wife."

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