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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someones knocked on my bedroom window.. front door and front room window...

I hate the vulnerability that occours with night time..

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Someones knocked on my bedroom window.. front door and front room window...

I hate the vulnerability that occours with night time..

Don't look. Do you feel threatened?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you have any lights on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just thought wtf after the first set of knocks.. paused n kept still..

They were calm knocks. Not rushed or like kids messing then running.

Didnt answer the door.. turned off the tv then went to bed.. then they knocked my bedroom window

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any lights on?

Not now.. in darkness..

At the time i was watching tv in the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our little flat has its downsides but 1 thing I love is the security it offers.

Unless they can scale walls they aren't getting to the front door.

And then when they get there, there are 2 doors to get thru b4 ur in the flat.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Do you have any lights on?

Not now.. in darkness..

At the time i was watching tv in the lounge"

is it windy, could it be branches or something like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Our little flat has its downsides but 1 thing I love is the security it offers.

Unless they can scale walls they aren't getting to the front door.

And then when they get there, there are 2 doors to get thru b4 ur in the flat. "

Can i up sticks n move in with you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

call 101 if ur not happy

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

It's probably just the Zombie Apocalypse beginning. Let us know how it turns out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It'll be kids / teens larkin about cute. As long as you are locked down you will be quite ok. Don't let it spook u any more than it already has x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"It's probably just the Zombie Apocalypse beginning. Let us know how it turns out

phew I thought it might be something bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if they're calm knocks I would I say it's a case of getting the wrong house ~ maybe a taxi pick up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you have any lights on?

Not now.. in darkness..

At the time i was watching tv in the lounge

is it windy, could it be branches or something like that?"

No. Was definate knocks. They werent agressive or rushed.

Ive not checked outside.. im a right wimp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our little flat has its downsides but 1 thing I love is the security it offers.

Unless they can scale walls they aren't getting to the front door.

And then when they get there, there are 2 doors to get thru b4 ur in the flat.

Can i up sticks n move in with you lol"

We have a 4 seater couch that lulls even the most active guests in2 a state of slumber

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Do you have any lights on?

Not now.. in darkness..

At the time i was watching tv in the lounge

is it windy, could it be branches or something like that?"

Fookin' big tree to knock on both doors and a window

Could be Special Branch of course

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Has the knocking stopped? Put a light on.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Do you have any lights on?

Not now.. in darkness..

At the time i was watching tv in the lounge

is it windy, could it be branches or something like that?

No. Was definate knocks. They werent agressive or rushed.

Ive not checked outside.. im a right wimp. "

for wimp read sensible person!

All your doors locked and windows shut? Has it happened again? If yes to first and no to second relax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

During the day id not give a hoot.. but it was 11pm at night and just felt intrusive to have someone knock on my front room then bedroom window. If it was a neighbour she'd have called me or said my name through the letterbox or something..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Knocking stopped..

Trying to sleep with one eye open might be difficult

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"During the day id not give a hoot.. but it was 11pm at night and just felt intrusive to have someone knock on my front room then bedroom window. If it was a neighbour she'd have called me or said my name through the letterbox or something.. "

I empathise, I'm a scaredy cat at night and if I'm alone have a light and the radio on at all times.

I'm sure its innocent and harmless

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Call 101 if feeling threatened...I tend not to lock my door until,I go to bed...a few years back there was a knock on the door and it opened and a complete (pissed) stranger walked in...I wasn't expecting visitors and dived up to see who it was...he insisted it was his mates house but when I calmly explained there was just me he apologised and buggered off - have to say, it took me an hour or so to calm down!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I don't have any Knock Knock jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you accom'd in the past ?

Could be a past meet who had had 1 shandy too many and decided to chance his arm ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone a mate to come over x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just checked with the flat upstairs.. they heard the knocks too thinking it was their door at first... mystery unsolved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you accom'd in the past ?

Could be a past meet who had had 1 shandy too many and decided to chance his arm ?"

No never

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Just checked with the flat upstairs.. they heard the knocks too thinking it was their door at first... mystery unsolved. "

But now you have someone else looking out too.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Just checked with the flat upstairs.. they heard the knocks too thinking it was their door at first... mystery unsolved. "

it's either someone looking for somebody or something like heating or water pipes.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Call 101 if feeling threatened...I tend not to lock my door until,I go to bed...a few years back there was a knock on the door and it opened and a complete (pissed) stranger walked in...I wasn't expecting visitors and dived up to see who it was...he insisted it was his mates house but when I calmly explained there was just me he apologised and buggered off - have to say, it took me an hour or so to calm down! "

That once happened to me. Didn't open the door and called the police who were really quick to get here. Guy just very d*unk and confused but it scared the shit out of me and daughter.

You can borrow my Rottie if you want. Lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I live at the end of a cul de sac and get kids knocking on my doors all the time. Its scary as hell but as long as they go away it should be OK. If you're still scared ring the police. I did once and they were fine about it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No knocks since.. just a lil shaken

In bed now.

If i cant sleep you lot will keep me company

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

This has happened to me too, the joys of living next to a hotel. If you have any doubts or fears then phone police, just to give you and squidge peace if mind.

Or I can send Bertha and Colin down!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No knocks since.. just a lil shaken

In bed now.

If i cant sleep you lot will keep me company "

cutewatch uk x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No knocks since.. just a lil shaken

In bed now.

If i cant sleep you lot will keep me company

cutewatch uk x"

Yes i need a fit bloke to be security

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"This has happened to me too, the joys of living next to a hotel. If you have any doubts or fears then phone police, just to give you and squidge peace if mind.

Or I can send Bertha and Colin down!!!"

Don't you put my Colin in danger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has happened to me too, the joys of living next to a hotel. If you have any doubts or fears then phone police, just to give you and squidge peace if mind.

Or I can send Bertha and Colin down!!!"

I moved from the centre of town as a d*unk tried to break in when amber was 9 months. That shook me up.

Still its handy having a mate with a policeman for a partner.

Loads calmer now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This has happened to me too, the joys of living next to a hotel. If you have any doubts or fears then phone police, just to give you and squidge peace if mind.

Or I can send Bertha and Colin down!!!

Don't you put my Colin in danger

Knowing my luck id attract folk if i had colin and bertha in the windows lol

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Probably just a neighbor knocking to say they seen the other neighbour at your door and they said they were just talking to your other neighbour and they had been knocking to tell you they seen someone knocking and when they asked them why were they knocking they said they were knocking because they seen the other neighbour knocking and when they asked them them them they said they were knocking because they seen the other neighbour knocking lo tell you the other neighbour was knocking and he was only knocking to say what a lovely night it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Johavas witnesses working late maybe lol

It happened over n hour ago and i can laugh at how shit scared i was

I just sat there muted the tv.. waited a while turned it off n ran to bed

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"This has happened to me too, the joys of living next to a hotel. If you have any doubts or fears then phone police, just to give you and squidge peace if mind.

Or I can send Bertha and Colin down!!!

Don't you put my Colin in danger

yeah, like you care gramps!!!

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I had similar a few months ago. Knocking at three in the morning on the door and window. I thought my heart was going to jump out of my mouth. It was a teenage lad looking for the lad who lives next door but one and got the wrong house

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Johavas witnesses working late maybe lol

It happened over n hour ago and i can laugh at how shit scared i was

I just sat there muted the tv.. waited a while turned it off n ran to bed"

and I bet squidge didn't even budge!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Probably just a neighbor knocking to say they seen the other neighbour at your door and they said they were just talking to your other neighbour and they had been knocking to tell you they seen someone knocking and when they asked them why were they knocking they said they were knocking because they seen the other neighbour knocking and when they asked them them them they said they were knocking because they seen the other neighbour knocking lo tell you the other neighbour was knocking and he was only knocking to say what a lovely night it is."

so you are saying cute is a knocking shop??? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Johavas witnesses working late maybe lol

It happened over n hour ago and i can laugh at how shit scared i was

I just sat there muted the tv.. waited a while turned it off n ran to bed

and I bet squidge didn't even budge!!!

Correct lol.. though i did feel like getting her into my bed as i was genuinely scared. Glad i didnt though as she hogs my bed. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

so you are saying cute is a knocking shop??? Pmsl

cheeky

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

so you are saying cute is a knocking shop??? Pmsl

cheeky "

you know me too well!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No knocks since.. just a lil shaken

In bed now.

If i cant sleep you lot will keep me company

cutewatch uk x

Yes i need a fit bloke to be security

I'm so fit I have an 8 pack x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so you are saying cute is a knocking shop??? Pmsl

cheeky "

wish someone would knock on my neighbours door and knock his block off. Think drum and bass is probably a bit excessive to be paying on full blast right now

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

i'm at your door

Boo!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

If you had a potty you could get it full and ready to be emptied on any returning pest. Im guessing it was something like mistaken house or someone who didnt want to sound a horn late at night. Or d*unk on sat night.

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

How are the kids bearing up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had 2 d*unk men walk into my hotel room (somehow their key card worked?!) while I was sitting reading a magazine in nothing but a little nighty. Shat me up! They exited pretty quickly but still scared me. I complained to the posh, overpriced hotel and got a free meal. Whoop de do!

Guess there's no one to complain to at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No knocks since.. just a lil shaken

In bed now.

If i cant sleep you lot will keep me company

cutewatch uk x

Yes i need a fit bloke to be security

Too late now.....but happy to offer in future!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had 2 d*unk men walk into my hotel room (somehow their key card worked?!) while I was sitting reading a magazine "

See, to me, that sounds like the start of a fun night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had 2 d*unk men walk into my hotel room (somehow their key card worked?!) while I was sitting reading a magazine

See, to me, that sounds like the start of a fun night

Oh god no. Not old wrinkly d*unk men. Sounds like a nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww hope it was all ok - ive had this and stopped breathing ( well until i nearly burst and realised) - i tend to charge round the place looking out of all the windows put a light on so they know you are awake--

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shouldn't have read this thread

I'm moving into my own place shortly after always being with some one. I'm scared before I get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a tape recording of a big dog and play it extra loud when you this happens.

Hopefully you'll scare the shit out of the tossers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had 2 d*unk men walk into my hotel room (somehow their key card worked?!) while I was sitting reading a magazine

See, to me, that sounds like the start of a fun night

Oh god no. Not old wrinkly d*unk men. Sounds like a nightmare!"

Ah see my imagination had kicked in

In my mind the 2 men were 20 something big built brutes in suits who just wait to get out of em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shouldn't have read this thread

I'm moving into my own place shortly after always being with some one. I'm scared before I get there.

Sorry xXx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Id invest in spy hole. I always look through mine to see who is at the door.

It could of been a case of wrong address and when noone answered they realized

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id invest in spy hole. I always look through mine to see who is at the door.

It could of been a case of wrong address and when noone answered they realized"

my front door the top half is just frosted glass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shouldn't have read this thread

I'm moving into my own place shortly after always being with some one. I'm scared before I get there.

Sorry xXx "

That's ok. Think I will find a high rise flat so only Spider-Man can knock on my bedroom window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry xXx "

Glad to see you are still with us this morning, remember vampires need to be invited in, zombies are a lot less hung up on social etiquette but easier to deal with unless they are the modern fast versions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry xXx

yes very much still here lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am i imagining it, or have you not long moved into this place?

could have just been a late night visitor of the old occupants that hadnt been for a fair while or summat.

i had similar when i was a lad, about 17/18.

lay on the sofa at my parents, watching tv in the dark, wen i heard banging on the front room window.

looked up to see a balaclava covered face staring at me.

i absolutely shat my pants!!!!

he shouted something about fucking me up and then disappeared.

i didnt move for at least an hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"am i imagining it, or have you not long moved into this place?

could have just been a late night visitor of the old occupants that hadnt been for a fair while or summat.

i had similar when i was a lad, about 17/18.

lay on the sofa at my parents, watching tv in the dark, wen i heard banging on the front room window.

looked up to see a balaclava covered face staring at me.

i absolutely shat my pants!!!!

he shouted something about fucking me up and then disappeared.

i didnt move for at least an hour"

been here almost 4 years, i live out of the way with no drive through roads and access only to a dog walking field..

11pm at night to randomly visit some old friends.. unlikely. Surely a person would call first.

luckily there was no balaclava involed.. coulddnt have been a nice experience for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On your next visit to Toys R Us, take a look at the excellent range of aluminium baseball bats on offer. Endless hours of fun on the park and home security.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i imagining it, or have you not long moved into this place?

could have just been a late night visitor of the old occupants that hadnt been for a fair while or summat.

i had similar when i was a lad, about 17/18.

lay on the sofa at my parents, watching tv in the dark, wen i heard banging on the front room window.

looked up to see a balaclava covered face staring at me.

i absolutely shat my pants!!!!

he shouted something about fucking me up and then disappeared.

i didnt move for at least an hour

been here almost 4 years, i live out of the way with no drive through roads and access only to a dog walking field..

11pm at night to randomly visit some old friends.. unlikely. Surely a person would call first.

luckily there was no balaclava involed.. coulddnt have been a nice experience for you "

must be thinking of someone else (has evie not long moved??? think it may be her lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"must be thinking of someone else (has evie not long moved??? think it may be her lol)"

nope think Evies lived where she has for a while too..

could be anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"must be thinking of someone else (has evie not long moved??? think it may be her lol)

nope think Evies lived where she has for a while too..

could be anyone

thats it.

i have officially lost the bloody plot lol

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not always right but I think burglars seldom knock.

Murderers aren't fussy about knocking either.

You did the right thing. Never answer the door.

If they try to get in tell them it'll make you very very cross.

If it is someone who really needs help e.g a woman being raped or a man being kicked to death .... offer to call the police.

BUT NEVER EVER EVER EVER OPEN THE DOOR.

My best advice is get cctv installed then you can see who is there.

Get a voice changer too and shout FUCK OFF MATE in a mans voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"am i imagining it, or have you not long moved into this place?

could have just been a late night visitor of the old occupants that hadnt been for a fair while or summat.

i had similar when i was a lad, about 17/18.

lay on the sofa at my parents, watching tv in the dark, wen i heard banging on the front room window.

looked up to see a balaclava covered face staring at me.

i absolutely shat my pants!!!!

he shouted something about fucking me up and then disappeared.

i didnt move for at least an hour

been here almost 4 years, i live out of the way with no drive through roads and access only to a dog walking field..

11pm at night to randomly visit some old friends.. unlikely. Surely a person would call first.

luckily there was no balaclava involed.. coulddnt have been a nice experience for you

must be thinking of someone else (has evie not long moved??? think it may be her lol)"

Misscheeky moved quite recently.

Glad you're ok cute. It's scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not always right but I think burglars seldom knock.

Murderers aren't fussy about knocking either.

You did the right thing. Never answer the door.

If they try to get in tell them it'll make you very very cross.

If it is someone who really needs help e.g a woman being raped or a man being kicked to death .... offer to call the police.

BUT NEVER EVER EVER EVER OPEN THE DOOR.

My best advice is get cctv installed then you can see who is there.

Get a voice changer too and shout FUCK OFF MATE in a mans voice.

Brilliant advice.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

things always seem worse at night I had one occasion when I heard the key in the door and thinking it was my hubby I opened it and in barged this woman who then stood in my hall and said oh this isn't my house is it? she was from 2 doors away if I hadn't been on the phone I don't know what id have done but they were in stitches listening to what happened

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