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"Thank you want a gf that enjoys gangbangs swinging and playing generally naughty x" you will probably need that luck then ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. " I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? | |||
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"No height requirement lol " Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock ![]() | |||
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"No height requirement lol Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock ![]() Aaaaw aren't you nice ![]() | |||
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"Thanks x" all joking aside is your post serious? | |||
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"No height requirement lol Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock ![]() ![]() want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?" Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. " as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?" hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? | |||
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"Yes very want someone who is as kinky as me and that I get on with x" well you've been very honest I'll give you that and I hope you find what you're after. | |||
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"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock ![]() Do you have a certificate authenticating your pedigree? How supple are you? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? " I was about to ask the same question! | |||
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"No height requirement lol Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you've got me wondering about their height lol ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? " you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams?" Hell yeah, I like a challenge... | |||
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"want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left ![]() I'll gladly take the redhead off your hands ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? I was about to ask the same question!" He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? I was about to ask the same question! He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?" Is he a polyorchid then?! | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? I was about to ask the same question! He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy? Is he a polyorchid then?!" no but he's willing to travel ![]() | |||
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me! Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this ![]() Just a thought, but you're hardly selling yourself profile wise. And your wish list is way to specific. | |||
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"I have had my eye on small slim 1970s model any in stock ![]() I have put an order in but it seems its been delayed I can do you a medium sized 1930s model...any good to be going on with? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. " I don't mean to brag but I've got one ![]() | |||
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"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock ![]() Well my dear...I have formerly been known as the north wests most scintillating contortionist ... Just call me Bendy Wendy!!! ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? " As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? I was about to ask the same question!" You can have 2wheels but he comes up short by 2 inches ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him ![]() send him back when you've finsihed then, demand seems to be high tonight ![]() | |||
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"Whats left? Anything?" shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over? | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I don't mean to brag but I've got one ![]() You're gonna lose another 2 inches from somewhere else in a minute ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I don't mean to brag but I've got one ![]() Now that is a deal breaker! | |||
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"Whats left? Anything? shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over? " Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I don't mean to brag but I've got one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Whats left? Anything? shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over? Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left ![]() It's alive! | |||
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"Whats left? Anything? shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over? Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good? | |||
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me! Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this ![]() Might I humbly suggest an inflatable doll. I think you'll find it meets up with most of your key requirements ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() Any hardly used second hand ones? ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit ![]() | |||
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"Any serious offers of lady's that fot requirements and want to be treated like a princes " Hi, I think you will need to be a bit patient, I'm not sure what you were expecting when you joined but what you're looking for is rare. I think you will have some success if you build your profile a little, put a few more body shots on your profile and maybe lower your sights a little. You might eventually be able to build a relationship such as you're after but they don't come ready made usually ![]() | |||
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"Where can I get a filthy slutty model ![]() Filth I can get but slutty we're all out of. | |||
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning. Can they cook too? " The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave. | |||
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning. Can they cook too? The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave." Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe! crystal | |||
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"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning. Can they cook too? The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave. Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe! crystal" ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do ![]() | |||
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"Make mine 2nd class post I'm a bit short of money Thanks" ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? ![]() | |||
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"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me! Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this ![]() I fear you have unrealistic expectations. | |||
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"Make mine 2nd class post I'm a bit short of money Thanks ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? ![]() Can't you just frank them and send them via business post?! crystal | |||
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"Make mine 2nd class post I'm a bit short of money Thanks ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? ![]() they'll never fit in the machine ![]() | |||
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"Make mine 2nd class post I'm a bit short of money Thanks ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? ![]() Changed my mind, I don't want my merchandise damaged i will call an collect | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Um, can I try before I buy? ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() . Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander. | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will he be dressed like a gnome? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will he be dressed like a gnome? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will he be dressed like a gnome? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will he be dressed as a gnome ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes but it won't be a fishing rod in his hand ![]() | |||
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"Anything over 5'10" left? Please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is he here yet, is he is he, I'm so excited ![]() | |||
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"This thread has me giggling...must get the address of the swinger's shop and mail in my order soon ![]() This thread is ridiculous. | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?" Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? ![]() | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? ![]() It will be Wednesday before I have one available and he will be blonde but willing to wear a hat......shall I pencil you in? | |||
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"I had my beer goggles on, You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk, Is it to late to cancel my order ![]() Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready. | |||
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"I'll take one of those too please. I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement? Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? ![]() Yes please but hat not required | |||
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"Something around 6' would be good - if you have none of those, 6' 4" and a box for me to stand on will have to suffice. Oh - and a six pack, Jag and face carved by angels would be good too ![]() I do have one but he ain't going anywhere ![]() | |||
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"I had my beer goggles on, You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk, Is it to late to cancel my order ![]() Cancellation fee?, I'm a bit short on money, But i could help you out and service your female models for you ![]() | |||
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"I had my beer goggles on, You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk, Is it to late to cancel my order ![]() ![]() There's a waiting list for that job ![]() | |||
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"Do you have anyone on a 'sale or return' basis?? ![]() Yes I do you'll find a returns note attached but they must be in unused condition or as near as makes no difference ![]() | |||
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"Do you have anyone on a 'sale or return' basis?? ![]() ![]() No return on the worn out ones then ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Any tall, hot ones I could borrow for a few hours? ![]() I do have a couple who moonlight from their day job ![]() | |||
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"Any tall, hot ones I could borrow for a few hours? ![]() ![]() How soon could one be here? ![]() ![]() | |||
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