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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!

Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The very best of luck to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thank you want a gf that enjoys gangbangs swinging and playing generally naughty x

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Thank you want a gf that enjoys gangbangs swinging and playing generally naughty x"

you will probably need that luck then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take one of those too please.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please. "

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No height requirement lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No height requirement lol "

Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"No height requirement lol

Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock "

Aaaaw aren't you nice

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Thanks x"

all joking aside is your post serious?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"No height requirement lol

Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock

Aaaaw aren't you nice "

want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"

Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yes very want someone who is as kinky as me and that I get on with x

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well apply private message to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual. "

as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Def always fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Yes very want someone who is as kinky as me and that I get on with x"

well you've been very honest I'll give you that and I hope you find what you're after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock "

Do you have a certificate authenticating your pedigree? How supple are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks I am an honest caring guy just want someone that stimulates me in bedroom x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? "

I was about to ask the same question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No height requirement lol

Then I'll send you a random selection from what is left in stock

Aaaaw aren't you nice want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left "

Now you've got me wondering about their height lol There's a catch...there's always a catch...something about not watering them after midnight?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke?? "

you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

Not really actually. I've changed my mind though - I want two minimum and they must all be bisexual.

as you will see from the above post I have very little left, would you compromise with one bisexual and one willing to fondle after three babychams?"

Hell yeah, I like a challenge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"want one? I've got two blondes, a redhead and a couple of brunettes left "

I'll gladly take the redhead off your hands

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

I was about to ask the same question!"

He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

I was about to ask the same question!

He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?"

Is he a polyorchid then?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have had my eye on small slim 1970s model any in stock

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

I was about to ask the same question!

He'll nevber make Bristol tonight could you share banana cakes 4ft 6 guy?

Is he a polyorchid then?!"

no but he's willing to travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!

Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "

Just a thought, but you're hardly selling yourself profile wise. And your wish list is way to specific.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have had my eye on small slim 1970s model any in stock

"

I have put an order in but it seems its been delayed I can do you a medium sized 1930s model...any good to be going on with?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

You Wont get much for 25bucks these days mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please. "

I don't mean to brag but I've got one

That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it...

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Pure bred filly here...18 hands high...from a good stock

Do you have a certificate authenticating your pedigree? How supple are you? "

Well my dear...I have formerly been known as the north wests most scintillating contortionist ... Just call me Bendy Wendy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke? "

As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats left? Anything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

I was about to ask the same question!"

You can have 2wheels but he comes up short by 2 inches

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Were u find her tell me please lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

hang on a minute! Which thread would this be and where's my 6ft4 bloke??

you are third in the queue for the 6ft 4 bloke and I only have one, he is trying to get to London then on to Trepidation which is near Blackpool apparently,would you accept a 4ft 6 bloke?

As I already have a 6ft8 man of my own I will graciously accept a 4ft6 specimen. I promise not to break him "

send him back when you've finsihed then, demand seems to be high tonight

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Whats left? Anything?"

shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I don't mean to brag but I've got one

That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it..."

You're gonna lose another 2 inches from somewhere else in a minute

crystal

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Bursts into the thread in a dramatic fashion after hearing that there is a chap looking for a dirty minded girly.

Looks round expectantly, checks the OP's profile, just sees one cock pic, does a

Looks at the queue forming and decides to go back to listening to From our own Correspondent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I don't mean to brag but I've got one

That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it..."

Now that is a deal breaker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks,

I come out in a rash with old leather

I will take a 50s to 80s model,

But i will place that order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats left? Anything?

shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over? "

Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I don't mean to brag but I've got one

That said she can't make a decent cup of tea if her life depends on it...

You're gonna lose another 2 inches from somewhere else in a minute

crystal"

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Whats left? Anything?

shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over?

Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left "

It's alive!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Whats left? Anything?

shall I just parcel up what's left and send it over?

Yes please,ill customise something original out of whats left "

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

you can stop looking.

i already found her and married her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shame x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is Sydney university's Fab monster on the shelf,

I Fancy something strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything over 5'10" left? Please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me :p

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please "

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!

Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "

Might I humbly suggest an inflatable doll. I think you'll find it meets up with most of your key requirements

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?"

Any hardly used second hand ones?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any serious offers of lady's that fot requirements and want to be treated like a princes

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones? "

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck anyway with your search!

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Where can I get a filthy slutty model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.

Can they cook too?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any serious offers of lady's that fot requirements and want to be treated like a princes "

Hi, I think you will need to be a bit patient, I'm not sure what you were expecting when you joined but what you're looking for is rare.

I think you will have some success if you build your profile a little, put a few more body shots on your profile and maybe lower your sights a little. You might eventually be able to build a relationship such as you're after but they don't come ready made usually

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Where can I get a filthy slutty model "

Filth I can get but slutty we're all out of.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.

Can they cook too? "

The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.

Can they cook too?

The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave."

Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe!

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mine 2nd class post

I'm a bit short of money

Thanks

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"When can I expect delivery? I quite fancied a threesome tomorrow morning.

Can they cook too?

The UPS van is reversing into the driveway now, some of the orders are getting a bit muddled now but I can assure you that you will be very happy with what you get...probably... I have put a crate of babycham in and one of them is bound to be able to rustle something up in the microwave.

Maybe each one should come with a microwavable meal to be safe!

crystal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit "

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Make mine 2nd class post

I'm a bit short of money

Thanks"

ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps?

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"25 from bucks and looking for a stunning gf that is as dirty as me!

Love dinners out and naughty weekends away and treating her like a princess but I'm after a woman that is as filthy as me and Into swinging finding it harder than I thought go find someone like this "

I fear you have unrealistic expectations.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do "

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make mine 2nd class post

I'm a bit short of money

Thanks

ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? "

Can't you just frank them and send them via business post?!

crystal

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Make mine 2nd class post

I'm a bit short of money

Thanks

ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps?

Can't you just frank them and send them via business post?!

crystal"

they'll never fit in the machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make mine 2nd class post

I'm a bit short of money

Thanks

ok, where would you like me to stick the stamps? "

Changed my mind,

I don't want my merchandise damaged i will call an collect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts "

Um, can I try before I buy?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy? "

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' "

.

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks "

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."

Will he be dressed like a gnome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."

Will he be dressed like a gnome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."

Will he be dressed like a gnome?

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over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander."

Will he be dressed as a gnome

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander.

Will he be dressed as a gnome "

Yes but it won't be a fishing rod in his hand

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over a year ago


"Anything over 5'10" left? Please

I can let you have first reserve on the 4ft 6 guy and a pair of steps....any good?

Any hardly used second hand ones?

lol, I'm just going down into the basement where I put some overstocks I'll see what I can do but I might be some time and you might have to clean em up a bit

Think of what you'd like, knock it down a few notches, and if its got all the rights bits it'll do

I have something here that will do very nicely then, make sure he keeps his scarf on, it covers the bolts

Um, can I try before I buy?

Lovely to look at, expensive to own if you damage it you're taking it home...just sayin' .

Deal, if I'm not in just leave it in the shed, thanks

ok I'll pop a card through the door, if he isn't in the shed have a look round the garden this model has a tendency to wander.

Will he be dressed as a gnome

Yes but it won't be a fishing rod in his hand "

Is he here yet, is he is he, I'm so excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has me giggling...must get the address of the swinger's shop and mail in my order soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread has me giggling...must get the address of the swinger's shop and mail in my order soon "

This thread is ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?"

Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please? "

It will be Wednesday before I have one available and he will be blonde but willing to wear a hat......shall I pencil you in?

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over a year ago

I had my beer goggles on,

You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,

Is it to late to cancel my order

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had my beer goggles on,

You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,

Is it to late to cancel my order "

Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Something around 6' would be good - if you have none of those, 6' 4" and a box for me to stand on will have to suffice. Oh - and a six pack, Jag and face carved by angels would be good too

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over a year ago


"I'll take one of those too please.

I'm dishing out 6ft 4 men on another thread I'll see if I have any perfect girlfriends left in stock. Have you a height requirement?

Can I have one of the 6ft.4 men please?

It will be Wednesday before I have one available and he will be blonde but willing to wear a hat......shall I pencil you in?"

Yes please but hat not required

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Something around 6' would be good - if you have none of those, 6' 4" and a box for me to stand on will have to suffice. Oh - and a six pack, Jag and face carved by angels would be good too "

I do have one but he ain't going anywhere

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over a year ago


"I had my beer goggles on,

You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,

Is it to late to cancel my order

Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready."

Cancellation fee?,

I'm a bit short on money,

But i could help you out and service your female models for you

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Do you have anyone on a 'sale or return' basis??

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had my beer goggles on,

You shouldn't buy on line when you're d*unk,

Is it to late to cancel my order

Not at all I hope you read the small print and have the cancellation fee and forfeit ready.

Cancellation fee?,

I'm a bit short on money,

But i could help you out and service your female models for you "

There's a waiting list for that job

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Do you have anyone on a 'sale or return' basis?? "

Yes I do you'll find a returns note attached but they must be in unused condition or as near as makes no difference

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Any tall, hot ones I could borrow for a few hours?

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!


"Do you have anyone on a 'sale or return' basis??

Yes I do you'll find a returns note attached but they must be in unused condition or as near as makes no difference "

No return on the worn out ones then

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Any tall, hot ones I could borrow for a few hours? "

I do have a couple who moonlight from their day job

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Any tall, hot ones I could borrow for a few hours?

I do have a couple who moonlight from their day job "

How soon could one be here?

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I read your status as wanting to hack someone's World of Warcraft account... o_O

- Amy. x

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Can I get one of these 6'4 men? I know I already have a 6'2 one but I'm feeling greedy.

Also, do they come with a warranty?

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering what you have that would make a stunning woman want to spend time with you. Stunning women who want to be treated like Princesses and paraded around town don't come cheap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be conceited, but now I know I'm perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a perfect woman please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a perfect woman please."

We're all perfect

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