FabSwingers.com forum: A variation on kiss/fuck/pass

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

New Game.

The person above makes a pass at you on a night out - turn them down politely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"New Game.

The person above makes a pass at you on a night out - turn them down politely

Sorry mate i'm in the wrong bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you but im only here for the beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry im on a mission by my mates to pull the ugliest person, your way too attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you seen my guide dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you but im only here for the beer

It's not you it's me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allergic to cats

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

..... and I am only here for the queer!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do i get out of this club

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"How do i get out of this club

I would try to keep a straight face and say... Désolée, mon English is pas bon, Aurevoir

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm sorry Miss, I have a unique medical condition that inexplicably makes incredibly attractive women seem like roadkill, in my eyes."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but im into women

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Sorry, in a cock mood this evening.

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By *hatFellaNZMan
over a year ago

London

"sorry but im into women "

If legit, this constitutes the best turn down ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, in a cock mood this evening."

Sorry i have just traded it in for a 20 year old ford escort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, in a cock mood this evening.

Sorry i have just traded it in for a 20 year old ford escort"

Sorry I thought someone said my Samsung was in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This isn't where I parked my car.......

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sorry, I have issues. Would you like to listen to me, no, honestly would you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That court injunction is still active you know.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Is that a lightsabre in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? Anyway, sorry dude, I'm empire, you're rebellion - it wouldn't work.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Sorry but I'm only here because my heatings on the blink & I'm really not into socialising, so piss off & leave me alone.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Sorry im cuckoo but fancy coming back to my place and i will stroke your back while lookin up at the ceiling and yawning .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

As much as you like sticky porridge, you ain't having any of mine!

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Not being funny but I think I'm at the wrong party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not being funny but I think I'm at the wrong party!

You are - this is the munter's party - now get out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that the time ? You don't want to miss ya bus

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

I'm sorry, but I prefer that you wear clothes for our first meet. Now go away & wave that thing at someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry, but I prefer that you wear clothes for our first meet. Now go away & wave that thing at someone else!

Madam can you direct me to someone with more balls please

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"I'm sorry, but I prefer that you wear clothes for our first meet. Now go away & wave that thing at someone else!

Madam can you direct me to someone with more balls please

Well I do have a good collection, wait there while I get my knife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry but ive plans to wash my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry but ive plans to wash my hair "

Your mask scares me

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry im cuckoo but fancy coming back to my place and i will stroke your back while lookin up at the ceiling and yawning .

That's a bonus if you come to Cloud Cuckoo Land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but I need my beauty sleep and it may take a while.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'm terribly sorry, but I've heard a rumour you are hung like a horse and, frankly, I'm in the mood for something smaller. Please take a complimentary blackjack, though

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Oh I'm really sorry I'm working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I'm really sorry I'm working!

A working girl. Sorry I'm skint.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Oh I'm really sorry I'm working!

A working girl. Sorry I'm skint."

Yeh, that's what they all say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I don't speak English

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

Hi that would be nice, but my nans in the corner she's 92 and loves to watch, is that okay?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Sorry I don't speak English "

Eso está bien, yo tampoco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi that would be nice, but my nans in the corner she's 92 and loves to watch, is that okay?

Only if she'll join in and take her teeth out.

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By *a-ra-ra-boom-de-ayCouple
over a year ago

Wish it was the Algarve! Aberdeenshire

"Hi that would be nice, but my nans in the corner she's 92 and loves to watch, is that okay?

Only if she'll join in and take her teeth out."

No problem, oh you don't mind watersports & skat then! Come on lets go before she makes a mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi that would be nice, but my nans in the corner she's 92 and loves to watch, is that okay?

Only if she'll join in and take her teeth out.

No problem, oh you don't mind watersports & skat then! Come on lets go before she makes a mess!

'Makes a mess' - so she's a squirter too.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hi that would be nice, but my nans in the corner she's 92 and loves to watch, is that okay?

Only if she'll join in and take her teeth out.

No problem, oh you don't mind watersports & skat then! Come on lets go before she makes a mess!

'Makes a mess' - so she's a squirter too."

Sorry, am looking for one of my glass slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful- it's almost midnight.

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