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Does my bum look big in this?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't ask me a question to which I can respond with the answer, your mum. I can't help myself.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You on the rag again?"

That one gets me into a skull-cracking mood.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

What you into?

.

.

Shagging is usually the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you into? Your mum."

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

"

Always prevaricate on questions of weight,and age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What you into?

.

.

Shagging is usually the answer "

Agreed,,,really boils my piss that one

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

To be fair, it is only a small bathroom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

"

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me. "

That's what many ladies say but as blokes we're petrified cause we know that no matter how honest we are in our response one wrong word or ill timed comment and we're done for

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me. "

More commonly known as you're ex.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

can you keep a secret?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me.

That's what many ladies say but as blokes we're petrified cause we know that no matter how honest we are in our response one wrong word or ill timed comment and we're done for "

There are ways and ways. Telling me I look dreadful when I am obviously in a bad way is just stating the bleeding obvious in a really annoying way. Telling me the outfit I am planning to wear doesn't flatter me as we prepare to go out is good to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the answer to "does this outfit make me look fat?"

"No, your fat makes you look fat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol not many men will say negative things to women, they dont dare .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty direct. If I think an outfit doesn't suit the occasion or doesn't show off a lady in her best light I tell her. However I would hate hurting her feelings unintentionally.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I love the answer to "does this outfit make me look fat?"

"No, your fat makes you look fat" "

I really do like that answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not allowed to go clothes shopping with Mrs P anymore. If she ever tried anything on that I thought was a little expensive I would always say "it makes you look fat" knowing that she would never buy. She finally cottoned on and now I am banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not allowed to go clothes shopping with Mrs P anymore. If she ever tried anything on that I thought was a little expensive I would always say "it makes you look fat" knowing that she would never buy. She finally cottoned on and now I am banned. "

Clever

Very clever

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No question is off limits

Except "that" one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot ya thinkin about..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather an honest opinion anytime, if it's from my OH or a friend. Honest, please !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me.

That's what many ladies say but as blokes we're petrified cause we know that no matter how honest we are in our response one wrong word or ill timed comment and we're done for "

yes, but men have those same minefield questions that women do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd rather an honest opinion anytime, if it's from my OH or a friend. Honest, please !!!"

Ok your bar closes too early

And ya bum smells

Gimp

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am happy to say it and 'it doesn't suit you' if asked if I like the outfit

I have no qualms saying it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Of course it does, you've got a big bum."

I have finally found a man who is willing to answer the question.

What are the no-go questions to ask?

I like a man that will answer honestly. To me.

That's what many ladies say but as blokes we're petrified cause we know that no matter how honest we are in our response one wrong word or ill timed comment and we're done for

There are ways and ways. Telling me I look dreadful when I am obviously in a bad way is just stating the bleeding obvious in a really annoying way. Telling me the outfit I am planning to wear doesn't flatter me as we prepare to go out is good to know.

"

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my cock look small in this willy sock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the . " Honesly . Im a Size 12 . It must be these American sizes

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Does my cock look small in this willy sock?"
Jays really good, ive taught him the right answers to certain questions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this dress make me look fat ?

No your arse does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a thing u dont say even if it might be big, gues if tehy do say yes they wont get a shag of the girl lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a thing u dont say even if it might be big, gues if tehy do say yes they wont get a shag of the girl lol."
lol I had too google translate that mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a thing u dont say even if it might be big, gues if tehy do say yes they wont get a shag of the girl lol. lol I had too google translate that mate "
Thats ok hope u found teh right meaning lol.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nothing that can't be answered without saying either:

Yes

No

That would be an ecumenical question

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

I hate it when the woman states she will not do anal in any circumstance and then goes straight a head and buggers me like its foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my cock look small in this willy sock?Jays really good, ive taught him the right answers to certain questions "

Bless him

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

I never ask that question! My bum looks big in everything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a thing u dont say even if it might be big, gues if tehy do say yes they wont get a shag of the girl lol. lol I had too google translate that mate Thats ok hope u found teh right meaning lol."
I did mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a thing u dont say even if it might be big, gues if tehy do say yes they wont get a shag of the girl lol. lol I had too google translate that mate Thats ok hope u found teh right meaning lol. I did mate "
Thats good lol.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Or what about the women that refuse anal but then their bum keeps winking at me like im not worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not allowed to go clothes shopping with Mrs P anymore. If she ever tried anything on that I thought was a little expensive I would always say "it makes you look fat" knowing that she would never buy. She finally cottoned on and now I am banned. "

there are other ways.

i always say my ex used to have the same outfit and looked good in it too.

it goes back on the hanger as quickly s it came off lol

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

I have a good motto...please don't ask the question if you don't think you're going to like the answer!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I have a good motto...please don't ask the question if you don't think you're going to like the answer! "
Exactly.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

When the lady asks " smash my back doors in" reaching for the sledgehammer is the wrong thing to do. Apparently

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