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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

why do they sit at the side of the road, then decide to run across as a car is really close??

don't worry, managed to miss this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno but they do a lot of damage to a car.. bloomin things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe to put some excitement in their day to day lives,

They don't have fab

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Because they are having an identity crisis and think they are chickens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three young deer have met their maker this week on the lane near my house.

On three seperate days, not all at same time.

Saw one carcase being loaded into the back of a van last week too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do they sit at the side of the road, then decide to run across as a car is really close??

don't worry, managed to miss this one"

they are not bad, the kangaroos in OZ are like lemmings, they seem to be oblivious to traffic

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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they are not bad, the kangaroos in OZ are like lemmings, they seem to be oblivious to traffic "

Ross Noble does a great routine about this

Something along the lines of 10000 square miles of bugger all and the Kangaroos just stand next to the road, waiting for a Geordie comedian on a motorbike to come riding along before they jump out to say hello

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I read that as " suicidal peasants"...the posts read funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbits are bad for it too. Once had a rabbit zigzag in the road in front of me. I crawled along really slowly for miles because it wouldn't get out of my way and there was no way I would risk running it over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

they are not bad, the kangaroos in OZ are like lemmings, they seem to be oblivious to traffic

Ross Noble does a great routine about this

Something along the lines of 10000 square miles of bugger all and the Kangaroos just stand next to the road, waiting for a Geordie comedian on a motorbike to come riding along before they jump out to say hello "

hehehehehehehehe!!!! love that one

Pheasants are a bit crazy though always trying to race you along country lanes LoL have had then up along side my van legs going like the clappers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who cares...its free tasty roadkill

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can anyone else remember Jasper Carrot doing the Insurance Claims routine?

This reminds me of: 'I had to swerve a number of times before I hit the pedestrian'

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