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Strange places you have been a sleep ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just back from holiday and there was a man a sleep in the loo over an hour until they looked she said he is dead or asleep .... lol was asleep on the loo in the plane .. So strange places where you have been a sleep. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slept in a swinging chair at parents house when I was a d*unken teenager.

Also spent a night in a b&b bathroom after locking myself out and no night reception. Also under the influence lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slept in a swinging chair at parents house when I was a d*unken teenager.

Also spent a night in a b&b bathroom after locking myself out and no night reception. Also under the influence lol"
lol under the influence well in the morning did you think how the hell did I get there ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum found me asleep standing up in the pantry when I was a teenager. She was only going in there for butter lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slept under a skate board ramp when I was younger with a couple of mates as we where expecting to sleep where we had been to a party but where miss informed so had to make do, it was so bloody cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an ambulance. I was driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In an ambulance. I was driving "
really ? was you ok and others ok ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up on a dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slept in a swinging chair at parents house when I was a d*unken teenager.

Also spent a night in a b&b bathroom after locking myself out and no night reception. Also under the influence lol lol under the influence well in the morning did you think how the hell did I get there , "
all those years on, I still ask myself how I ended up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ozzy osbourne's lap .. and yes, I did dribble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ozzy osbourne's lap .. and yes, I did dribble "
you can't throw that out there and not tell us how you ended up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ozzy osbourne's lap .. and yes, I did dribble you can't throw that out there and not tell us how you ended up there "

anyone seen the film "almost famous" ? tickets have always been expensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ozzy osbourne's lap .. and yes, I did dribble you can't throw that out there and not tell us how you ended up there "
wow I hope we get to know .. maybe a family friend ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In most of Chesterfield's bars.

In Cavorly Lazne in Prague

All day sessions make me tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In an ambulance. I was driving really ? was you ok and others ok ?"

Fortunately my crew-mate poked me hard - it was quite common in the bad old days of 14 hour shifts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stairs at the bottom of the train station after a night out was there for about 2 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a ditch d*unk on the way home from a party when i was 20 . Woke up to feel water running down my back as it had started to rain..... god I was wrecked

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By *alopeteyMan
over a year ago

maghull

woke up in a forest once after a night out :D luckily it was summer and it wasn't to cold :D

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

in Fort Bill Police station fortunately I was kicked out to get my breakfast in the morning, no charges were brought. Young wreckless lads and no shame

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By *ery curious maleMan
over a year ago

Bishop Auckland

On a roundabout off the M25 and yes lots of alcohol was involved !

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

In a recording studio with speakers blaring during a very long drum take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camden Palace during a rave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old friend of mine and her boyfriend's bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Great Wall of China!!!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

On the oavement outside my house , stark naked too !! Luckily I was wrapped in my quilt

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"On the oavement outside my house , stark naked too !! Luckily I was wrapped in my quilt "

Pavement*

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By *atsWoman
over a year ago

wexford

In a stable after a great night of sex! Not the most comfy of places but nice and warm and a great place for fun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a ditch on the M1

Standing up in a cupboard while at a party

Toilet of a west end Chinese restaurant.

Vip lounge of stringfellows.

In the outside lane of the M1 on a motorbike...See answer one

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a ditch on the M1

Standing up in a cupboard while at a party

Toilet of a west end Chinese restaurant.

Vip lounge of stringfellows.

In the outside lane of the M1 on a motorbike...See answer one

Gimp"
wow sound like you need your bed more Gimp your lucky to be still alive .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow you lot make the man on the plane look normal with your sleep stories here . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up after a night out in the dogs basket many years ago.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

In a room full of 200 employees at an induction talk at Toyota, where I earned the nickname sleeping beauty for the rest of the induction. During a Sgt's talk about the intricacies of the SA80, where I earned something a lot more emphatic from him. In the canteen at BT, with an alarm clock next to me. In the staffroom in an office, on 4 chairs pushed together whilst on nights, you name it I can nod off there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the boot of a car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tuxedo princess Floating nightclub that used to be on the Tyne, got lost,fell asleep somewhere and when I woke up everyone had gone and it was closed , I was there till 11 am till someone opened up to let the cleaning staff onboard

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

In a Stranglers concert!!! Boring as hell they were....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

In a shop doorway after a night out, my friends left me. Oh the shame when i woke up and realized all the passing cars had seen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a stable with horses.

In a field 100 yards from the pub.

Had a little nap at lunchtime at work and my collegues being wicked just let me sleep all afternoon.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

On a horsebox outside a stable waiting for my mare to give birth!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a washing line

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell asleep on the toilet...only realised when I was being asked to move.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a ditch on the M1

Standing up in a cupboard while at a party

Toilet of a west end Chinese restaurant.

Vip lounge of stringfellows.

In the outside lane of the M1 on a motorbike...See answer one

Gimpwow sound like you need your bed more Gimp your lucky to be still alive . "

Ive been told that a few times, usually by irate boyfriends

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my 21st with a blow up doll in a skip a couple roads away from where I was staying with mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a teenager i used to drink a lot, have slept in a wendy house, our shed, on a boat, park bench, car, lorry, in the forest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my 21st with a blow up doll in a skip a couple roads away from where I was staying with mates. "
Now that would have made a very good pic . One for you have been framed on tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the stairs, under a trampoline, in a cupboard and in a dog bed.

All from alcohol consumption

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had many naps in a few nuclear reactors as work would dictate for how long lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my first all night party at the age of 19. I woke up in an allotment with the gardener hoeing his veg around me and he never said a word ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nightclub toilet

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

In Tiger tiger next to the speakers.

a few theatres, always nod off on trains .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woke up in a gutter once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After my first all night party at the age of 19. I woke up in an allotment with the gardener hoeing his veg around me and he never said a word ruby"

He must have thought you got confused what type of you after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my car in the Cham's car park,,,,never got around to booking a room and was way to late to drive back to London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it or not . Whilst receiving a BJ .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When living in Greece I was once so d*unk that on the walk home I bumped into a Lamp post and fell into the grass beside the road...I must have thought sod it because I slept where I fell.

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By *AURA6969TV/TS
over a year ago

RUGBY

In a toilet on picadilly tube station many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a ditch less than 50 ft from my flat stairwell door. Too d*unk to climb out so gave up and fell asleep..

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Kitchen work top. I was meant to be making toasted bacon sandwiches but was so tired I forgot the bacon.....fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slept in a swinging chair at parents house when I was a d*unken teenager.

Also spent a night in a b&b bathroom after locking myself out and no night reception. Also under the influence lol"

Ha do I see a patern developing here ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slept in a swinging chair at parents house when I was a d*unken teenager.

Also spent a night in a b&b bathroom after locking myself out and no night reception. Also under the influence lol

Ha do I see a patern developing here ??"
yes I do too . lol its that falling down water to blame .

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I fell asleep in the theatre whilst seeing "Chicago" woke up to them singing give them the old razzle dazzle.

Claire

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

In a canoe, whilst going down a river!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In a canoe, whilst going down a river! "
wow your lucky to still be here ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conway castle walls,my back was sore for days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hedge in Fulham... I was supposed to be in a hotel near tower bridge.....that was a heavy night...

Lee

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Nothing weird about sleeping in a bed but waking up with an old stinky cat on my face freaked me out. Do _ats do that kind of thing normally? I dont know cause it wasn't mine .

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Not quite me, but I've known a couple of grilfriends that would sleep while riding pillion on the back of my (not particularly comfortable) motorbike - never could understand how they did that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not quite me, but I've known a couple of grilfriends that would sleep while riding pillion on the back of my (not particularly comfortable) motorbike - never could understand how they did that. "
my god never they could have been killed .. I cant get over where people here have been to sleep .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long time ago but i had a bulldog and staffy. One night i came home sozzled and climed into their basket with them lol was a big basket and i fell asleep with them both lol

So happy facebook wasn't around thhat time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Long time ago but i had a bulldog and staffy. One night i came home sozzled and climed into their basket with them lol was a big basket and i fell asleep with them both lol

So happy facebook wasn't around thhat time! "
yes that's a 500 pound you have been framed one . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Long time ago but i had a bulldog and staffy. One night i came home sozzled and climed into their basket with them lol was a big basket and i fell asleep with them both lol

So happy facebook wasn't around thhat time! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a very large tool box in a room. Behind the checkin desks at terminal 4 Heathrow.

I was. Working nights and it made a very cosy place to crash for a couple of hours before I had to start dayshift. Until one of the jokers I worked with thought it would be funny to lock the lid shut with me inside. Luckily there were holes in the side.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the cinema Unfortunately I was leaning the Wrong direction and instead of my head being on my bfs shoulder it was the poor guy next to me oops lol his gf didn't look to happy about it. Never did get to see the end of invention of lying

Miss s x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the cinema Unfortunately I was leaning the Wrong direction and instead of my head being on my bfs shoulder it was the poor guy next to me oops lol his gf didn't look to happy about it. Never did get to see the end of invention of lying

Miss s x"

You didn't miss much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a trip to blackpool with the rugby team many many moons ago we stayed in this B & B with communal toilets and i had to pop there in the middle of the night after a night on the drinkey no problem had a wee and back to bed i woke up in a couples room in the third bed i looked up and they were both there sat bolt up.right in their bed looking at me.

I said morning and got up and walked back to our room two doors down (i was naked luckily i woke up with a hard on so when i got up it was still a semi so it looked ok) i saw them at breakfast and apologised to them they were really sweet about it, mind you half the team were asleep on the landing after getting lost following their trips to the toilet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I met 2 Italian girls at a train station, who were unnerved by some creepy blokes, late one night. We slept together on a platform concrete ledge whilst waiting for a train to france due about 4am. Did sleep well though.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"In a canoe, whilst going down a river! wow your lucky to still be here .."

Nah, it was a gentle paddle down a nice, wide, slow river, I got bored and sat in the bottom of the canoe with a spare bouyancy aid as a pillow behind me, next thing I know it's ten minutes later and they are splashing water over me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

years ago i lived in a flat with my mates we went out got wasted they went home i was still in the pub for a while.decided to stumble home next thing i remember is waking up on the floor top half of me in the flat hallway bottom half out side in the rain and down the steps keys still in the door

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

On the round bed in the middle of the big play room at Libery Elite.

It was only for a few seconds and of course, I denied it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the round bed in the middle of the big play room at Libery Elite.

It was only for a few seconds and of course, I denied it."

i thought it was because i ws no good in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing up asleep in a graveyard while on guard in Bosnia, very naughty of me

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"On the round bed in the middle of the big play room at Libery Elite.

It was only for a few seconds and of course, I denied it.

i thought it was because i ws no good in the sack "

I didn't want to say anything but...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On the round bed in the middle of the big play room at Libery Elite.

It was only for a few seconds and of course, I denied it.

i thought it was because i ws no good in the sack

I didn't want to say anything but..."

its ok your not the first and you will.not be the last

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By *vgloryholebs16TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol.

Police cell..d*unk and disordely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just back from holiday and there was a man a sleep in the loo over an hour until they looked she said he is dead or asleep .... lol was asleep on the loo in the plane .. So strange places where you have been a sleep. ? "
Not so daft, had more leg room and nobody kicking the back of the seat.... think I may use it on my next flight

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I can't be 100% certain but i think i once slept in my bed

Don't judge me as i carry enough guilt and shame as it is

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

In a bush, in a central reservation of a road (not motorway). It was a raised bed so all I did was roll under it and have a couple of hours after quite a few Margharitas.

Suprised I lasted as long in the bush as it was in San Francisco and the SFPD are not slow with locking up vagrants

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