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my granny the escort

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

A frank and intimate portrait of three mature British women who sell sex. How does their profession affect their family lives, and what motivates men to pay for sex with older women?

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/my-granny-the-escort

any "mature" ladies ever "hawked their mutton"?

or how many folk out there has a granny on the game?

how would you feel if your granny was on the game?

and fella's would you like to see any of your mate's grannies escorting?

this post is dedicated to all the G.I.L.F's out there....you know who you are

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hawked their mutton" lol, love it

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Wow! Nice way of talking about women.

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Wow! Nice way of talking about women. "
thaqnks...glad you approve xxx

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I didn't see it but if ever anyone was going to grow up to be a dirty old granny, its me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant programme

love it that an older lady enjoyed sex.

great boobs for an 81 year old btw.

good luck to them.

Not sure on the man who wanted 3 weeks worth of used condoms and d*unk em in a glass of piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

watched with a combination of horrified fascination, admiration and disgust. How judgemental of me .. but I'm sorry, bless her wrinkly little arse, the 85 year old was seriously pushing it for me. I mean, if you need help getting on the bloody bed .. for chrissakes woman. Then again, if she's enjoying it, and her clients are treating her as she wants to be treated, whose business is it ? Nobody's. Felt sorry for her daughter though. Jokes flying around the living room like "How much" "£35 sonny but £50 if I tek me teeth out" did little to assuage the general discomfort and awkwardness of the _iewing.

Younger two, well that's a case of GO GRANNY GO. Gave me hope Still sh***in after all these years LOL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think more grannys should be like her then they wouldnt be so miserable.

i thought she was funny, when her daughters found out she said they acted like she had done something realy bad like murdered someone.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

A lot of guys on here are so indiscriminate about who they fuck they will fuck a woman 16years older than the old yin. . .i must not have enough real man in me,i just wouldnt get hard and i would run away

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

. .although i have to say she looked beautiful as a young woman. And im not just saying that because i know she's reading this

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As pensions and investments dwindle, it could be a growing profession at rest homes - certainly to help fund their cost! Only saw a little bit, but I hope that they also get their own sexual pleasures too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i think more grannys should be like her then they wouldnt be so miserable.

i thought she was funny, when her daughters found out she said they acted like she had done something realy bad like murdered someone. "

Her daughters would probably more worried what other people thought

good luck to em

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By *lassygilf60Woman
over a year ago

MANCHESTER

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley


"watched with a combination of horrified fascination, admiration and disgust. How judgemental of me .. but I'm sorry, bless her wrinkly little arse, the 85 year old was seriously pushing it for me. I mean, if you need help getting on the bloody bed .. for chrissakes woman. Then again, if she's enjoying it, and her clients are treating her as she wants to be treated, whose business is it ? Nobody's. Felt sorry for her daughter though. Jokes flying around the living room like "How much" "£35 sonny but £50 if I tek me teeth out" did little to assuage the general discomfort and awkwardness of the _iewing.

Younger two, well that's a case of GO GRANNY GO. Gave me hope Still sh***in after all these years LOL.

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Totally agree, it was at times a little uncomfortable to watch and part of us thought it's the companionship as a few of them stated. Confess to almost bringing the dinner up with the condoms in the fridge, mind you, you could probably charge for that too, some odd folks about...each to their own.

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Kate was saying the other day that she might get herself a part time job when she retires.

After watching that program last night when one of the women said that she charges £50 for half hour and £90 for an hour, and sees 100 clients a month I might have to turn a blind eye

That's not bad money is it?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Kate was saying the other day that she might get herself a part time job when she retires.

After watching that program last night when one of the women said that she charges £50 for half hour and £90 for an hour, and sees 100 clients a month I might have to turn a blind eye

That's not bad money is it? "
i think im gonna have to call up my granny and put her onto the idea as id like a sizeable boost to my currently non existent inheritance

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I don't like the idea

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Kate was saying the other day that she might get herself a part time job when she retires.

After watching that program last night when one of the women said that she charges £50 for half hour and £90 for an hour, and sees 100 clients a month I might have to turn a blind eye

That's not bad money is it? i think im gonna have to call up my granny and put her onto the idea as id like a sizeable boost to my currently non existent inheritance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wen i was younger i went with a women who was 70 she was fantastic

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro


"wen i was younger i went with a women who was 70 she was fantastic "

where did you go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which brings me to ... so many guys profiles on here say they will meet anybody from ***age to 99. I have asked directly, well, would you ? Would you REALLY be able to get it up for a 99yr old ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I would be hugely surprised if my granny was on the game, I buried her last year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old is classed as too old for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be hugely surprised if my granny was on the game, I buried her last year. "

I hope she was dead.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I would be hugely surprised if my granny was on the game, I buried her last year.

I hope she was dead. "
Yes, I checked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How old is classed as too old for sex?"

not breathing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would be hugely surprised if my granny was on the game, I buried her last year.

I hope she was dead. Yes, I checked. "

AWWW poor Granny fatale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"which brings me to ... so many guys profiles on here say they will meet anybody from ***age to 99. I have asked directly, well, would you ? Would you REALLY be able to get it up for a 99yr old ??? "

They probably would, but they wouldnt tell you.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How old is classed as too old for sex?"
I don't think you can put an age on that.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a mixed bag of a programme, the lady in the mask seemed to have some big issues personally especially with the detachment from her children.

And the 85 year old well good for her, If she enjoys it and can do it then why not, granted it's not something I'd want to watch lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had quite a few threads already now about this granny tv show lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone said on here GO GRANNY GO.I watched the programme and thought the 85 year old dear was great.She charges £250 a time and she has them queuing up to meet her.So more power to your elbow girl.Have a ball while you can I hope you have fully recovered from your operation.

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By *untimes6969Man
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Certainly an intriguing program!

An eye opener, that's for sure!

It takes all sorts that's for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't get it up for an old lass.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

she was on this morning and she made me feel old ... she said she was taking the afternoon off today shes so lovely and said to Philip scofield to look her up lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I felt quite disturbed by it. Not so much the younger ladies but certainly the lady in her 80s.

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