FabSwingers.com forum: stupid things people ask you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are your legs so long??

Why aren't I able to fist you??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are they real...

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Am I really 6ft

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By *ackandkateCouple
over a year ago

Truro

What do you call that?

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By *bxxxMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Y are you Welsh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm glad you said that I wanted to but didn't want lambasting.

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Are you really single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you naturally that tall ....... der no I put my leg implants on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you really single "

or are you married? After you have been chatting about meeting up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG its huge is it real

Its raining,

"is it wet enough for ya"

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

[Removed by poster at 29/05/14 21:53:41]

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Are you really single

or are you married? After you have been chatting about meeting up "

I always ask! As people don't think they are lying otherwise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OMG its huge is it real

Its raining,

"is it wet enough for ya" "

I hate those stupid rhetorical questions

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Are you a real red head....

Eah... Yep.. And I can prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

yep i get these so irritating as im on a swingers site what would i be looking for ?? and like ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you really single

or are you married? After you have been chatting about meeting up

I always ask! As people don't think they are lying otherwise!

I suppose with people pretending to be single on here it's natural to ask

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Can I ask you a question?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

How are you (in the doctors surgery}

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I don't talk to people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you a real red head....

Eah... Yep.. And I can prove it! "

ooooh go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How are you (in the doctors surgery}"

My doctor says that!!

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Are you really single

or are you married? After you have been chatting about meeting up "

Does my bloody head in...I'M SINGLE GRRRRR!

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Can I ask you a question?"

Oh yes! That's plain daft! - I usually reply 'you just did.....'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is why I don't talk to people."

TUC (md)

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you single ...

I don't fucking know lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"

They should have plenty of questions in a bank to call upon. It's an easy option

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why are you single ...

I don't fucking know lol"

This made me laugh. I say because my last 3 husbands all died of food poisoning

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Why are you single ...

I don't fucking know lol"

PMSL this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q. "ooooh, you're going on holiday, anywhere nice?"

No, we thought we'd have a change this year and have a fortnight at the local refuse dump.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When replacing a water main , a female resident came over and asked "will the hot and cold water be turned off today ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Q. "ooooh, you're going on holiday, anywhere nice?"

No, we thought we'd have a change this year and have a fortnight at the local refuse dump.

We live next to ours,we're going to the sewage works instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When replacing a water main , a female resident came over and asked "will the hot and cold water be turned off today ?""

I know a few people who would ask that

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"

yep, there was one on local news some weeks ago about a guy speeding in his car and ploughed into a bus shelter badly injuring and maiming people... the reporters question was "what are your feelings towards this man"

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"How are you finding this site?"

I have 40 veris on show.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Have you ever met a guy who is circumcised! !!

....no twat face. I have been on the scene for 7 years and never seen one ffs!!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do you live in Brighton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you up to? Well I'm on here chatting to you!!

Miss F

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Do you live in Brighton?

well...do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like cock

Am I allowed to reply 'yes but not yours'?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"

Dear God!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you do my lady!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you like cock

Am I allowed to reply 'yes but not yours'?

So tempting

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

submissive land

Can you accomodste ( when profile states I cant)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you accomodste ( when profile states I cant)"

This really annoys me

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Do you like cock

Am I allowed to reply 'yes but not yours'?

So tempting "

Or 'are you looking for fun?' - I so often want to reply 'yes - but not with you!' :D

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Do you live in Brighton?

well...do you?

Yeah....where do you live?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I ask for "Just a cheeseburger please", the response is invariably "Would you like fries with that?".

What part of "just" do they not understand

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....

Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....

Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)

and..are you sure?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

do you play bareback

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"No need to be shy" easy for experienced swingers to say in a club when as a newbie my eyes are on stalks. Still something must have appealed to me as I keep going back

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....

Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)

and..are you sure? "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....

Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)

Similar to saying sorry, not my type and they ask what is your type? Well not you! Why waste time asking that??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I ask for "Just a cheeseburger please", the response is invariably "Would you like fries with that?".

What part of "just" do they not understand

I asked for a quarter pounder with cheese and was asked is that with cheese??

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By *iss-PinkWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

"ooooh - just thought of another stupid and annoying question....

Why not? (when you've said no thanks to someone)

and..are you sure? "

Followed by 'I'm sure if you met me you'd change your mind' (although I appreciate that's not a question! :D)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have you just got out the bath? (when you can clearly see i'm dripping wet)

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Can you accomodste ( when profile states I cant)

This really annoys me "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I ask for "Just a cheeseburger please", the response is invariably "Would you like fries with that?".

What part of "just" do they not understand

"
just supersize me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you into ?

Hate that question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know your profile says you are not meeting anyone new, but do you fancy a drink?

WTF??? NOT MEETING ANYONE NEW!! Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you into ?

Hate that question"

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

oops you just did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

Hahahaha love it!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Are you genuine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

oops you just did

He's not a stranger

for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

oops you just did

He's not a stranger

for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on

I meant I was the stranger.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i told someone he wasn't my type he asked ' can you not change your mind?'

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"What are you into ?

Hate that question"

My usual answer is "Writing descriptive profiles with a list of my interests " maybe. I should change it to "answering fuckwit questions"

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

I so agree!!!! Drives me nuts.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"are they real... "

I get that, too.

I get it when I'm out and also on here. Flabbergasts me, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a goth?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"are they real...

I get that, too.

I get it when I'm out and also on here. Flabbergasts me, too.

incredible! Its obvious they are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

oops you just did

He's not a stranger

for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on

I meant I was the stranger.....

you don't have to be

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

I'm free right now.

I always want to reply good for you.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's reading! That one made me think they were 3 nuts short of a sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As first messages:

What are you into?

Can I come over?

Do you like *insert race here* guys?

Do you have any bi females friends who'd want to meet me?

Do you do bareback? (I have "Safe sex" listed)

They all get

when I read them.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"What are you into ?

Hate that question

I can't tell a stranger I like dressing men up in lingerie and getting them to ride my strap on

oops you just did

He's not a stranger

for the record he didn't dress up in lingerie and ride my strap on

I meant I was the stranger.....

you don't have to be

oo banana!

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

When I used to smoke -

chancers asking if I've got a spare cigarette

I used to reply that the pack didn't come with spares

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

At some godforsaken time of the day, when Im so rough Id scare Hitler if alive, 'fancy a fuck right now?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being asked by a white woman on the tube if she looked like Donna Summer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its not something someone has asked me but I get fed up with tv reporters asking people who have just had something pretty traumatic happen to them "how do you feel?"

Hate those too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cooking a curry,someone says"what's for dinner"

my family with no noses

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does your husband like to watch?

Wow are you really married at 20?

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Taste that is it off? .

Fuck off

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

[Removed by poster at 30/05/14 00:05:07]

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

We're friends???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is why I don't talk to people."

same here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet?

Of course it's in I'm nearly finished !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

We're friends???

silly question

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

We're friends???

silly question

But you aren't even on my list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It has to be why I am on here I mean as if it isn't obvious.

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Is it in yet?

Of course it's in I'm nearly finished !!"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I doing wrong

Her

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By *r-UniqueMan
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

How can a title of a harmless forum being up memories of a nutter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

We're friends???

silly question

But you aren't even on my list

hit list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just remembered a classic from my husband while I was having contractions. They were coming every few minutes and very strong,he looked over at me and said "What's the matter?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you really got a massive cock lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whens august bank holiday?

Doh - august

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you from .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We recently had some eejit ask us and I quote 'wow you're so tall and she's so short, how does kissing work out for you?'

Epic fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status "im not meeting at the moment"

Message "I know you're not meeting but would you like to go to a club with me"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy in chat asked my hubby to spank me with dry spaghetti whilst wearing oven gloves......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you live in Spain ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you into? I reply, it's listed on my profile.

And can you accommodate when it clearly states I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your tattoo real

I know you're straight but would you like some light bi fun

I know you're straight but you can fuck me if my husband is allowed can suck you off

Would you consider fucking a man

Why do you only go for older woman

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Where do you live?

Since I don't accommodate, I will travel and my profile says I live in Sheffield what does it matter which part of Sheffield I live in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it ?

Is it in ?

So what's your favourite muffin then?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fuck you.?

Why?

Read our profile

Oh yeah soft swingers. So what would I need to do to let me fuck you?

Oh lord. Block!

And

What's the point of being swingers if you don't fuck other people?

That's our choice thanks.

But what is there to do if you don't fuck

Oh dear. Block!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my head in when you get

Is that really you in the pic?

Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

In addition the 'why are you single?' Ffs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few women have asked me if Premier league football teams are in the World Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my head in when you get

Is that really you in the pic?

Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!

Well that's another fantasy ruined then

Gimp

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Does my head in when you get

Is that really you in the pic?

Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!

They may have a fetish for manakin legs

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Slightly off topic but I was once given a voucher for a tanning salon by a street vendor

you could have given it to a pasty friend like me

We're friends???

silly question

But you aren't even on my list

hit list?

Yes my 'hit list' now bend over my knee young lady so i may hit your bottom

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By *ivilizedkinkCouple
over a year ago

harrow

Love this one "what are you doing right now? "

Im in a struggle for world domination right now ,who's side are YOU going to take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my head in when you get

Is that really you in the pic?

Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!

Well that's another fantasy ruined then

Gimp "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Have you had much fun on here?

Errrr read my 70 odd veris and get back to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does my head in when you get

Is that really you in the pic?

Erm no! I've just cut the legs off a manakin!!!

They may have a fetish for manakin legs

Wouldnt surprise me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i really like jigsaws ?

and

whats the biggest jigsaw you have completed ?

My answer is a two piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one on here that really hacks me off...

Men keep asking "are you really that age?"

Yes I am!!! I know how old I am - I know when I was born 'cos I was there at the time....

Do they somehow think that I've become senile and have somehow listed myself as older than I am - or worse, that I've been too stupid not to notice...???

OK - rant over...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Have you really got a blade.....answer nope but its a nippy little peddle trike ffs

Are you really single it's ok I don't mind if your not. Ok I understand why most men lie threw there sad teeth just at a sniff of getting some but im not if I get a bit fecking result but if not so what life a bitch but I'm sure I'll live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.

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By *aisy2012Couple
over a year ago

everywhere

Guy I used to work with when on the phone asked someone " are you the man I didn't speak to last week?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.

I asked that question. I thought it was a reasonable one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.

I asked that question. I thought it was a reasonable one

I knew you'd bite at that. You fell into my trap rather nicely!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

Those are the ones guaranteed not to elicit a response.

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over a year ago

"I get 'are you a real Professor?' or 'What are you a Professor of?'.

I asked that question. I thought it was a reasonable one

I knew you'd bite at that. You fell into my trap rather nicely!

False advertising!

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

That should say 'want to punch people'. I really don't attack people. I just slaughter and dismember them in my imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you naturally that tall ....... der no I put my leg implants on

well you are living in the land of the little people in nwk. .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh."

I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.

I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again

Lol. Don't tempt me! It's not often that what people say about me pisses me off to that extent but I genuinely become enraged. And it gets worse as I get older and less tolerant of moronic comments which mock a disability, albeit a minor one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On this site:

"Do you work?" - do i look like i have a rich husband?

Outside:

"Are you these children's nanny?" and "Where are these children from?" - have they never heard of interracial relationships or should i tell them where i got them from?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.

I have a fire staff if you want to use that? May result in a broken jaw so they'll know not to ask again

I think it's still disgusting that I get called a window licker and spaz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh."

SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On this site:

"Do you work?" - do i look like i have a rich husband?

Outside:

"Are you these children's nanny?" and "Where are these children from?" - have they never heard of interracial relationships or should i tell them where i got them from?!"

I have been asked if my children all have the same dad a few times. By people when they find out how young I was when I had my first. People also assume I'm my grandchildren's mum

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

I get asked if my partner knows I'm on here a lot

If they'd read the bloody profile they would know he does grrrrrr

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do know you are all just giving me ammo to annoy you with when I get bored?

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

"You do know you are all just giving me ammo to annoy you with when I get bored? "

Haha

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do know you are all just giving me ammo to annoy you with when I get bored? "

Damn it!

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago

asking people about stupid things people ask you etc etc etc

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.

SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE. "

LOL

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I get a lot of:

Do you own a DB9?

Why don't you own a DB9?

Have you got a DB9?

All followed by a 'lol' to show how witty and original they are.

Another one which genuinely makes me punch people hard in the face is when they say 'What?' whilst cupping their ears after being told I'm partially deaf.

Been like that all my life. I'm 51 now. So how many fucking times do you think I've heard that one? Fecking fucktard.Aaargh.

SORRY, I DIDN'T REALISE.

LOL

Lol - not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol - not.

Sorry...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what are you looking for?

what do you like?

how are you?

whilst not stupid questions per se, they are irritating ones to receive in a message (with the question usually being the whole message)

THIS

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

someone asked me today if I wanted a copy of "The Watchtower"

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