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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm really anal before sex.

I always fold my clothes up neatly, and can't get aroused if she doesn't put her shoes neatly beside the bed.

Be careful.

Anal isn't for everyone though.

SU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew someone like that. Drove me bloody mad! When we got in from the pub he would arrange his glasses,phone and watch on the chair in a neat line before undressing

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By *icple123Couple
over a year ago

st albans

Think we may have to invite you round.. We can get you horny and then let you loose round the house tidying up until you're satisfied it's all neat and tidy enough to enjoy yourself

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Preparation is important. I have fallen over loose shoes before. I won't make that mistake again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew someone like that. Drove me bloody mad! When we got in from the pub he would arrange his glasses,phone and watch on the chair in a neat line before undressing "

I see you've met my husband lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I knew someone like that. Drove me bloody mad! When we got in from the pub he would arrange his glasses,phone and watch on the chair in a neat line before undressing

I see you've met my husband lol "

lol I would be worried but he was 48 when I knew him and a confirmed bachelor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Preparation is important. I have fallen over loose shoes before. I won't make that mistake again."

In the dark a stray shoe is a death trap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ever seen the film "sleeping with the enemy" ? Our tins have to face forward.. towels folded corner on corner etc etc ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a fire man for a while. He was like that. All clothes laid out, shoes, socks the lot incase his pager went off when on call. Was a killer. Even worse when the damn thing started beeping!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone seriously like that, if he's in a hurry and doesn't make his bed when he gets up, he will make it at night right before he goes to bed! By then what's the use lol I won't name any names just in case JD pops in on this thread haha

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Although were I to have anal with a tall chap it would help if I kept my heels on while he bent me over, negating any health and safety shoe danger issues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although were I to have anal with a tall chap it would help if I kept my heels on while he bent me over, negating any health and safety shoe danger issues..."

The opposite is having long legs and a shorter man. No heels and a guidance system

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like anal sex.. enjoy to shag women up the shitter .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like anal sex.. enjoy to shag women up the shitter ."

you can rest your bag of Haribo on here back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like anal sex.. enjoy to shag women up the shitter .

you can rest your bag of Haribo on here back "
Yes I can and the haribo lays perfectly still on teh back as I am a pro lol.

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