FabSwingers.com forum: do i just turn in my man card now???

By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

my new fav drink.... Fosters Radler 0.0%

do i hand in my man card now.....

1) it's fosters.....

2) it's a lager.....

3) it's alcohol free.....

4) it tastes more like lemonade than it does lager!!

I am so going soft in my old age... and no... not like that!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just buy lemonade?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to burst your bubble.

It's 2% ABV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No brewers droop for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 2% isn't it?? So not quite girlie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You get one that is 2% too

Rock and Roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just drink yer own piss, that's maybe non-alcoholic too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 2% isn't it?? So not quite girlie

they do a 0% and a 2%

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By *ibanditMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I've always said Fosters is like having sex in a canoe - fucking close to water.

But that takes the piss!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Next thing you know it'll be Lambrini and Snowballs.

It's a slippery slope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change the gender on your profile now.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

you could gob on the floor, thats quite manly. In Newcastle anyway. I know this because I read it in an article in a magazine at Hove train station.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"Change the gender on your profile now. "

where's the wuss option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt wrong with the odd one every now and then.............

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Just remember to coordinate the pastel shades before going on a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's 2% isn't it?? So not quite girlie

they do a 0% and a 2%"

Ahhhhhh

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i drive to and from clubs so between radler and becks blue I can at least look like i am drinking....

any other non-alcoholic drinking options for clubs... besides water/soft drinks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you be buying a Prius now as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

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By *abio OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Will you be buying a Prius now as well?"

ha bloody ha......

p.s if i ever win the lottery i have my eye on a Tesla Model S.... I'll be the ultimate cool hippy then!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions "

You?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Next thing you know it'll be Lambrini and Snowballs.

It's a slippery slope!

I get messages from men claiming to like Snowballs. Are they all women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for a babycham?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my new fav drink.... Fosters Radler 0.0%

do i hand in my man card now.....

1) it's fosters.....

2) it's a lager.....

3) it's alcohol free.....

4) it tastes more like lemonade than it does lager!!

I am so going soft in my old age... and no... not like that!!!!

You mean you still have it? I thought you turned it in long ago wonders never cease on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabio you drink whatever you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Next thing you know it'll be Lambrini and Snowballs.

It's a slippery slope!

I get messages from men claiming to like Snowballs. Are they all women?

Maybe they don't mean drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

alcohol free lagers dont get me d*unk but i do get the hangover headache afterwards and the gripey stomach

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"my new fav drink.... Fosters Radler 0.0%

do i hand in my man card now.....

1) it's fosters.....

2) it's a lager.....

3) it's alcohol free.....

4) it tastes more like lemonade than it does lager!!

I am so going soft in my old age... and no... not like that!!!!

Have you no shame man? I thought you were cool...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Next thing you know it'll be Lambrini and Snowballs.

It's a slippery slope!

I get messages from men claiming to like Snowballs. Are they all women?

Maybe they don't mean drinks?"

I know the weather is variable but an icy snowball in London just isn't going to happen that often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

You?

we're way past that

we never leave the house without a dulux colour chart these days ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

You?

we're way past that

we never leave the house without a dulux colour chart these days ..."

I like the new wallpapers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That non alcoholic Becks has got a very funny taste. I'd rather do without or have diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be buying a Prius now as well?"

Oi... We drive Prius's.. Priee.. Priusi.. Whatever the fucking plural is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you be buying a Prius now as well?

Oi... We drive Prius's.. Priee.. Priusi.. Whatever the fucking plural is

You should say we both drive a Prius

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will you be buying a Prius now as well?

Oi... We drive Prius's.. Priee.. Priusi.. Whatever the fucking plural is

You should say we both drive a Prius

Maybe they have more than one and both drive both of them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with being sensible and not driving d*unk

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

You?

we're way past that

we never leave the house without a dulux colour chart these days ..."

Get with the times!!!

The dulux app tells you the colours involved in any pic you take on your iphone!

*I honestly didn't just say that!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

Drive to clubs as well and hate bloody pepsi or now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe anything under 3.8% is considered unmanly.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

When are you changing your name to Fabrico?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fecking Shiite! Even the Kopparberg fruit cider I drink is more manly than that.

Just go the whole hog, drink Appletini and remember to SPARKLEEEEE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my new fav drink.... Fosters Radler 0.0%

do i hand in my man card now.....

1) it's fosters.....

2) it's a lager.....

3) it's alcohol free.....

4) it tastes more like lemonade than it does lager!!

I am so going soft in my old age... and no... not like that!!!!

And you drive a Toyota Pious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

You?

we're way past that

we never leave the house without a dulux colour chart these days ...

Get with the times!!!

The dulux app tells you the colours involved in any pic you take on your iphone!

*I honestly didn't just say that!

If we ever needed proof of your bi side ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at least we know who to call now when need advice on curtains and cushions

You?

we're way past that

we never leave the house without a dulux colour chart these days ...

Get with the times!!!

The dulux app tells you the colours involved in any pic you take on your iphone!

*I honestly didn't just say that!

Think that's the most shocking post I've ever read on here.

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