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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get me a slab too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some "

White, milk or dark x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some "

Would you like to use my extra large toblerone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here..i also want chocolate..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to a lovely chocolate cafe today!!

Yummy yummy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some "

Or would you like me to give you a four fingered kitkat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh the joys of being a single female. One can keep a chocolate stash in the bottom of the fridge, with no grubby thieving fingers in the house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get me a slab too please "

Will share if I get any offers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Get me a slab too please

Will share if I get any offers "

oh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x "

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have some

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

Would you like to use my extra large toblerone? "

Is that what is called now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get me a slab too please

Will share if I get any offers

oh! "

Why the sad face I'm sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have some "

Of course turn that frown upside down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh the joys of being a single female. One can keep a chocolate stash in the bottom of the fridge, with no grubby thieving fingers in the house "

I am but I can't otherwise I would just eat it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have cookies and cream kitkats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick "

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anybody ever "snowballed" chocolate the way some would do with man juice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier. "

how about men smothered in chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want never gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh the joys of being a single female. One can keep a chocolate stash in the bottom of the fridge, with no grubby thieving fingers in the house

I am but I can't otherwise I would just eat it "

Ah right, I haven't got such a sweetie tooth, but when I want chocolate, I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW. Not having shops near me, I keep a stash. I'll swap ya for pringles though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc "

I really fancy an old Jamaican

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love some chocolate right now!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I went to a lovely chocolate cafe today!!

Yummy yummy "

Does it not get a bit soft on hot days ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You obviously do not understand women's wiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want never gets "

And please is too late

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have cookies and cream kitkats "

I had one the other day and very nice it was too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican "

i know a fella he must be 75 is that old enough for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican "

Oh I love that..... Be a poppet and get me a bar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican

i know a fella he must be 75 is that old enough for you "

Have you not seen my age preference

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

White, milk or dark x

Dark please , oh and milk but forget the white I don't want to be sick

do you want plain or do you want other fillings like fruit and nut etc

I really fancy an old Jamaican

Oh I love that..... Be a poppet and get me a bar "

Jigsaw is getting them in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried the new Dairy Milk one with jelly beans and popping candy? Its Orgasmic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you tried the new Dairy Milk one with jelly beans and popping candy? Its Orgasmic "

I love that , I rather fancy giving a bj with some of that on mouth , well not the Jelly beans

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I have 5 bars in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried the new Dairy Milk one with jelly beans and popping candy? Its Orgasmic

I love that , I rather fancy giving a bj with some of that on mouth , well not the Jelly beans "

It makes the roof of your mouth tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier. "

compromise have a man smothered in chocolate mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have 5 bars in the fridge "

4 will do I'm not greedy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier. "

you could combine both

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier.

compromise have a man smothered in chocolate mmmmm"

I like you!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I bought 8 chocolate oranges on offer yesterday at a quid each.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I bought 8 chocolate oranges on offer yesterday at a quid each. "

Run it in why don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"CHOCOLATE and I want some NOW

This is why I want a man so he can go get me some

Would you like to use my extra large toblerone? "

where has it been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok so I've got chocolate , in the shape of an options hot choc drink

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.

Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.

Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums. "

Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.

Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums.

Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr "

It's a serious swap. I can take or leave choc.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got two toblerones, a Yorkie, two flakes and a box of celebrations.

Looking to swap for Pringles, pork scratchings and wine gums.

Stop fooking around and just give me the fooking chocolate grrrrrrrrrrrr

It's a serious swap. I can take or leave choc. "

I can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier.

compromise have a man smothered in chocolate mmmmm

I like you! "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got a Whole Nut, a bag of Giant Buttons, two bars of Willy's (dark and orange) and two bars of pistachio.

I can swap any of those for a bag of Jelly Babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Whole Nut, a bag of Giant Buttons, two bars of Willy's (dark and orange) and two bars of pistachio.

I can swap any of those for a bag of Jelly Babies.

"

Could I please have the giant buttons?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've got a Whole Nut, a bag of Giant Buttons, two bars of Willy's (dark and orange) and two bars of pistachio.

I can swap any of those for a bag of Jelly Babies.

Could I please have the giant buttons? "

Of course. They've been in the cupboard for two months but they're still in date.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier.

how about men smothered in chocolate "

Nope, just pure no man, no additives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I bought 8 chocolate oranges on offer yesterday at a quid each. "

So that cost you.... er.... don't tell me.... I said DON'T!! I,, er..

Back in a mo ..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate "

Suck on a rasher

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher "

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate "

It used to be a requirement on my old profile. No one ever brought me any chocolate.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

It used to be a requirement on my old profile. No one ever brought me any chocolate.

"

Looks like I'm out of luck then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate "

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Just thought i would announce im eating my midnight galaxy half hour early.fuck it. X

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Just thought i would announce im eating my midnight galaxy half hour early.fuck it. X"
Rock n Roll!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did. "

How soon could you be here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

How soon could you be here? "

Ocado would be quicker

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

How soon could you be here?

Ocado would be quicker "

I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.

I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

How soon could you be here?

Ocado would be quicker

I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.

I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders."

It's a business idea waiting to happen. I seem to remember a Chinese take-away that used to deliver cigarettes but that was a long time ago.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

How soon could you be here?

Ocado would be quicker

I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.

I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders."

Place by me, delivers pancakes, waffles and ice cream.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I want a bacon buttie.

And then chocolate.

I have neither bread nor chocolate Suck on a rasher

I might stick up a meet request and ask them to bring chocolate

I have actually been asked that

Oh and 'whilst ur on ur way, can you stop at tesco and get me a pint of milk'

I'm soft. I did.

How soon could you be here?

Ocado would be quicker

I reckon if one of the local pizza places added chocolate and snacks to their menu their orders would go through the roof.

I'm amazed none offer to deliver munchies and cigarettes etc with pizza orders.Place by me, delivers pancakes, waffles and ice cream."

Mine does ice cream.

I think they should add chocolate, Doritos, Pringles etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate is overated. Men are much tastier.

how about men smothered in chocolate Nope, just pure no man, no additives. "

quickly washes chocolate off

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